Short Hooker Poems

Here lies Melanie Walker.
A legendary hooker of old.
Her customers must have loved her
because they bought her a coffin of gold....

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What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? 
A rooster says- "Cock-a-doodle-doooo" 
A hooker says- "Any-cock-will-doooo"...

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Some say the first lady's a looker
Trumped up by funds that bank book her
Just there for effect
She is a sex object
In retrospect she's a hooker...

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Tricolor yarn soft as a baby
Do I knit or do I crochet?
Slip stitch, one knit, one purl
Scarves, booties, and blanket
One stitch at a time
Soft and pretty
So much joy
Hooker
Fun...

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HOOKER
                                             floozy streetwalker
                                    ‘kerchief drops lake eyes open
                                            so deep a mother...

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There was an old hooker named Black,
She turned the air blue in Iraq,
In stilettos of ink
And her curlers of pink,
She flashed in her apricot mac.*

*Mackintosh (raincoat)

For Lisa’s Tickle me Pink contest...

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He Had Mistook Her

He had mistook her
Appeared to be a hooker;
Not a good looker.

Now who could that
possibly be that I am 
referring to? Name That
Name should be the start
of a new show.

Jim Horn...

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Wife starves
earnestly, for her
partner to
return home;

"A hooker"
captivates him
dexterously.

Sep 22, 2020

Note: Paint a picture- 7 lines poetry Contest.
Sponsored by Joseph May...

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Heard an old lady at the beach utter these words
“Men were dressing me with their eyes” how absurd
Not a real good looker
A “seen better days” ex-hooker
Line between beauty and age has become quite blurred...

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I cannot afford a street hooker
It’s two fifty bucks just to book her
I’m broke I’m not loaded
My life has imploded
I’m gutted as she was a looker

Bawdy Limerick Contest
Sponsor Tania

12/25/18...

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The first man off the ship in Subic Bay
Happy ambling off with a sailor’s pay
Found a hooker in a bar;
Lots of liquor took him far
Was broke and happy at the end of day.

written July 2, 2021...

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Trump Through Period of Denial

Had orange hair and close fingernails did file;
Trump was going through a period of denial;
Thinks a good looker,
He has liked a hooker;
Who would shed a yellow shower on his tile.

Jim Horn...

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She mirrored the shape of a psychotic hooker
Tattooed by hickeys and bruises
Written upon the pages of her breasts
In lieu of her nightly pearl tuxedo
The teeth protruding from her ******
Began hissing and spitting at me
The war was far from over…...

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There is a Ginger girl I see
Whom I see professionally
In a strictly sexual capacity

She is a lady of the night
A tart or a hooker, called Delight 
Ok she’s a prostitute, alright?

But I call my sweet little ho
The dirty Ginger girl I know
My Orange pay as you go...

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A Florida man left his bride
in the honeymoon suite; took a ride.
He met up with a hooker
(or a cop, he mistook her);
I’m guessing he’s single inside. 


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https://nypost.com/2022/08/27/florida-man-arrested-for-calling-sex-worker-on-his-honeymoon/...

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Sex is very important to men.
We have to have stories to tell our friends.
You can always tell when a guy isn't getting any
because they always come up with the most outrageous stories.
I once met a guy who tried to convince me that
he was so great in bed that the hooker gave him his money back....

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There once was a young hooker named Claudey
Her laughter was exceedingly bawdy
The johns did not mind
Her breasts were so fine
Lacy panties were sexy and gaudy

On Tuesday she met a young priest named Joe
He paid his money and gave it a go
His collar came off
And Claudey did scoff
Being a mean-spirited little ‘ho....

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Comfort don't love me 
I let people step on me 
I'm ugly 
I've come to conclusion
what I'm doing 
is in my own illusion
and it bug me
I'm  used 
like a hooker 
on the boulevard
working for money
I feel used like 
drugs'now 
i'm searching 
for that second high
Funny
I feel used
abuse confuse 
wrecking  in silence!...

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Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay 

Polly Wally was once quite a looker 
before politics she worked as a hooker 
now she dresses with power 
doesn't get paid by the hour 
now she's aging no man would book her...

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The hooker had saved a piece of herself,
a part kept new not old

As pure and pristine as a fresh running stream,
never bartered, never sold

The johns came and went, the money got spent,
each trick relined with pain 

But in one sacred place, her past is erased
—where sun blocks out the rain

(The New Room: December, 2021)...

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Here she goes again flirting with the guys
As if to hurt me until my demise!

Doubts of nasty things cloud my mind
Cause she is a mod of all kind!

She was like a hooker, 
Couple of guys raped her
But I could have given her
The joy she needs forever!

My values stopped me from doing the offenses 
Now I repent for missing the countless chances!...

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Underworld gangs are brothels.
Gangsters working in there are sex workers.
Politicians are the clients(Buyers)of these sex workers.
DON is the(NAIKA)of these sex workers.
Police works as a Pimp and law enforcement agencies 
are the spectators and have worn bangles,
ghangri chola,bra,and have become transgender...
Note.My wife is a hooker.....

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Fame
feeds in sugar
left from the horses
race
and makes sausages
perfectly the same
grows in garbages
of another planet
plastic Venus
that never pees
in a public toilette
dresses like a hooker
and spends in Vegas
every weekend...

Talking about fame
it's like kicking
an empty
soup can
or getting a kick
on your butt
from the blind horse
next door......

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Did Appear A Deer

Remember when there did appear a deer,
Who was so sincere and without any fear,
Rubbed against post;
Never brag or boast;
We had loved near forever year after year.

Sang I, the Lord of Sea and Sky by Schutte
along with Will You Come and Follow Me by
Hooker and Love Divine  All Love Excelling
by Wesley. Music adds so much to the church
and brings it to life.

Jim Horn...

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You sound like a tiny person with short man syndrome
always talking out your azz is what you give them
Your poetry sucks like a hooker on the steets
never knowing when your going to be beat
Let me give you a penny for a thought
a free lesson so you can be taught
Put your words away before you get yourself killed
cause I kill it in skills
Dang the poetry that so uptight
letting loose isn't your type...

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