Caren Krutsinger Poet Limerick

Warning Bawdy Limerick For Adults

There once was a young hooker named Claudey
Her laughter was exceedingly bawdy
The johns did not mind
Her breasts were so fine
Lacy panties were sexy and gaudy

On Tuesday she met a young priest named Joe
He paid his money and gave it a go
His collar came off
And Claudey did scoff
Being a mean-spirited little ‘ho.

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Rico Leffanta June 13, 2020 at 2:12 PM Joe found a tough row to hoe Perhaps he should have asked Mo Because every tart Knows how to start You just purse your lips and then blow . . . Aloha! Rico Caren Krutsinger June 14, 2020 at 4:02 PM This is an interesting addition my friend!

Jan Allison June 13, 2020 at 11:55 AM ha ha ha sure love the thought of a priest visiting a lady of horizontal pleasure lol:-) hugs jan xx Caren Krutsinger June 13, 2020 at 1:21 PM Thank you Jan.

Joseph P. DiMino June 12, 2020 at 5:46 PM Oh well -- did you have to name him Joe?:) Very amusing, Caren. Well done. Caren Krutsinger June 13, 2020 at 1:22 PM My husband's name is Joe.