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Warning Bawdy Limerick For Adults

There once was a young hooker named Claudey Her laughter was exceedingly bawdy The johns did not mind Her breasts were so fine Lacy panties were sexy and gaudy On Tuesday she met a young priest named Joe He paid his money and gave it a go His collar came off And Claudey did scoff Being a mean-spirited little ‘ho.

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Date: 6/13/2020 2:12:00 PM
Joe found a tough row to hoe Perhaps he should have asked Mo Because every tart Knows how to start You just purse your lips and then blow . . . Aloha! Rico
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/14/2020 4:02:00 PM
This is an interesting addition my friend!
Date: 6/13/2020 11:55:00 AM
ha ha ha sure love the thought of a priest visiting a lady of horizontal pleasure lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/13/2020 1:21:00 PM
Thank you Jan.
Date: 6/12/2020 5:46:00 PM
Oh well -- did you have to name him Joe?:) Very amusing, Caren. Well done.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/13/2020 1:22:00 PM
My husband's name is Joe.
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