Short Holy Cow Poems
Short Holy Cow Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Holy Cow by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Holy Cow by length and keyword.
He Led Her
He led her
to a place of stature
holy cow...
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Categories:
holy cow, religion,
Form:
Haiku
A Wild Ride
Last year
The Dow
Like Wow
This year
Holy Cow
What now......
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Categories:
holy cow, emotions, flying, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Holy Cow { Footle}
Write Now {4 sec}
Holy Cow
Entry For Matt Calir
Write Now Contest...
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Categories:
holy cow, fantasy, funny, visionary
Form:
Light Verse
since they're free
Got books
checked out
from three
libraries
now...
that's kind of
a lot---
holy cow!...
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Categories:
holy cow, books,
Form:
Rhyme
What Now
Valentines day = hug cow day
India’s political zoo
Modi’s new moo
Holy cow!
Make India Zoophilia...
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Categories:
holy cow, valentines day,
Form:
I do not know?
Late Again
I woke up late again
rolled outta bed
wow my hair was a mess
i quickly got dressed
holy cow no time for chow
i am late again
i just cant win...
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Categories:
holy cow, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
'moo'R Fun
In India, it's 'Holy Cow!'
In Mexico, it's 'Ole, Cow!'
In Japan, it's 'Hory Crow'
In the USA ~ Careful! ~
Felony for the wrong pronoun...
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Categories:
holy cow, animal, silly, usa, word play,
Form:
Free verse
Silly Bulls
Holy cow, oh dear Lawd, sakes alive!
Sometimes English can seem so contrived.
I’ve finally made sense
out of whither and whence,
but should monosyllabic have five?
...
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Categories:
holy cow, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Solitude
sheer solitude
hide out in my room
must be very quiet
like a mummy in a tomb
for if i'm loud- holy cow
the door may fling right open
then peace be gone so i will mourn
words that were not spoken...
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Categories:
holy cow, silence,
Form:
Rhyme
Night Sky
Holy cow
The night sky
Is filled with shooting stars, wow
Splendid, my reply
Honorable display
Seeing white specks
Flying across the canvas, yay
There were no takers on the bets
Finally, as I must
I depart the darkest sky
Leaving a grand memory, just
I'll never forget, and I won't cry
Russell Sivey...
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Categories:
holy cow, life, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Plain Speak
Blizzards!, My Gizzards!,
This Blustering Bloke,
Keeps Mustering Mayhems With Words That He Spoke,
Great Snakes!, Eureka! and Holy Cow! Too,
Crimey! and Gadzooks! and A Tempestuous Toodle-Doo!,
Shazam! and Golly Willikers! with a Pinch of Vamoose!
Scram!, Gosh Damn!, and a Final Sacre Bleu!...
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Categories:
holy cow, funny, parody, people, satire,
Form:
I do not know?
Holy Cow-
There once was a chef named Lew
who swore Samuel's words were true
that Sacred cows make
a great tasting steak
and the best hamburgers too.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote by Samuel Clemens (A.K.A. Mark Twain)
(1835-1910) U.S. humorist, writer, and lecturer.
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Categories:
holy cow, humorous, imagery, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Sleepless Night
another sleepless night
they'll say I'm not alright
they want to diagnose me
they'll be saying I'm crazy
wouldn't change a thing in my life
even the three tries for a wife
night or day doesn't matter
in mirror still look fatter
make lemonade they tell me
I'd rather be making tea
memories are stronger now
just want to say Holy Cow...
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Categories:
holy cow, memory, night, sleep,
Form:
Couplet
He Had No Balls
Still the bone remained....
Pulling on his chain; ever snarling
A tug of war with, her tree as meat loaf
Became his dreams and gobble said the turkey
Unto her queen bee ? Blue bishops atop pogo sticks a fly
With one big eye siphoning the marrow from time's sparrow; slobbering
Their madman howls holy cow his orange cat meows wow, where has Alice gone....
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Categories:
holy cow, bullying, creation, humorous, inspiration, love,
Form:
I do not know?
Love Poetry Soup
Every week
we'd meet and write
Share our words
with much delight
Imagination would take flight
Within our writers group.
An act of love
is why we shared
Supporting artists
whom we reared
How we shined and
How we flared...
Within our writers group.
That was then and
this is now and
Oh my gosh
Holy cow-
So exciting
Wow! Wow!!
Here in
Poetry Soup....
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Categories:
holy cow, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa Vaca
Santa vaca, holy cow
In udder disbelief
This thread has reached a tipping point
No really, what's your beef?
The cattle never get your tongue
The butcher might get theirs
But grab a bull not by the horns
Last grief come to your heirs
Yes, he might quickly steer you home
A home for you, arrange
By all means, stand your ground, Chuck
‘Cuz heifer thing's at steak...
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Categories:
holy cow, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
A Life Interrupted
I don’t know what’s come over me
My life used to be so busy
Beds to make
Cakes to bake
And all my other friends to see.
Now all I want to do is sit
Write poetry with soul and wit
The laundry waits
And dirty plates
I’ve become hooked I will admit!
But today I have made a vow
Take back my other life somehow
Must clean the room
Put down the broom
I penned one again, Holy Cow!...
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Categories:
holy cow, humorous, life,
Form:
Limerick
The Rendezvous
It was there I waited for you
Outside your office
That unforgettable afternoon….
Suddenly, at a quarter to four
Came a sound from the outside door
In walked the princess
Mi querida, Mi amor
I saw you but you didn’t see me
For I stood outside your periphery
That’s the reason I suppose
Your thumb and forefinger
Dug inside your nose
Holy cow!
You’d a made a 49er proud...
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Categories:
holy cow, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse