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Short Holy Cow Poems

Short Holy Cow Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Holy Cow by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Holy Cow by length and keyword.

Premium Member he led her
He led her
to a place of stature
holy cow

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Categories: holy cow, religion,
Form: Haiku

Holy Cow { Footle}
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    Holy Cow

Entry For Matt Calir
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Categories: holy cow, fantasy, funny, visionary
Form: Light Verse
Late Again
I woke up late again
rolled outta bed
wow my hair was a mess
i quickly got dressed
holy cow  no time for chow
i am late again 
i just cant win...

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Categories: holy cow, stress,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member solitude
sheer solitude
hide out in my room
must be very quiet
like a mummy in a tomb

for if i'm loud- holy cow
the door may fling right open
then peace be gone so i will mourn
words that were not spoken...

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Categories: holy cow, silence,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Night Sky
Holy cow
The night sky
Is filled with shooting stars, wow
Splendid, my reply
Honorable display
Seeing white specks
Flying across the canvas, yay
There were no takers on the bets
Finally, as I must
I depart the darkest sky
Leaving a grand memory, just
I'll never forget, and I won't cry

Russell Sivey

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Categories: holy cow, life, nature,
Form: Rhyme

Plain Speak
Blizzards!, My Gizzards!, 

This Blustering Bloke,

 Keeps Mustering Mayhems With Words That He Spoke,

 Great Snakes!, Eureka! and Holy Cow! Too, 

Crimey! and Gadzooks! and A Tempestuous Toodle-Doo!,

 Shazam! and Golly Willikers! with a Pinch of Vamoose!

 Scram!, Gosh Damn!, and a Final Sacre Bleu!...

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Categories: holy cow, funny, parody, people, satire,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Holy Cow-
There once was a chef named Lew who swore Samuel's words were true that Sacred cows make a great tasting steak and the best hamburgers too. Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Quote by Samuel Clemens (A.K.A. Mark Twain) (1835-1910) U.S. humorist, writer, and lecturer.

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Categories: holy cow, humorous, imagery, satire,
Form: Limerick
Sleepless Night
another sleepless night
they'll say I'm not alright
they want to diagnose me
they'll be saying I'm crazy
wouldn't change a thing in my life
even the three tries for a wife
night or day doesn't matter
in mirror still look fatter
make lemonade they tell me
I'd rather be making tea
memories are stronger now
just want to say  Holy Cow...

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Categories: holy cow, memory, night, sleep,
Form: Couplet
He Had No Balls
Still the bone remained....
Pulling on his chain; ever snarling
A tug of war with, her tree as meat loaf 
Became his dreams and gobble said the turkey
Unto her queen bee ? Blue bishops atop pogo sticks a fly
With one big eye siphoning the marrow from time's sparrow; slobbering
Their madman howls holy cow his orange cat meows wow, where has Alice gone.


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Categories: holy cow, bullying, creation, humorous, inspiration, love,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Love Poetry Soup
Every week 
we'd meet and write
Share our words
with much delight
Imagination would take flight
Within our writers group.

An act of love
is why we shared
Supporting artists
whom we reared
How we shined and
How we flared...
Within our writers group.

That was then and
this is now and
Oh my gosh
Holy cow-
So exciting
Wow! Wow!!
Here in
Poetry Soup.


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Categories: holy cow, love,
Form: Rhyme
A Life Interrupted
I don’t know what’s come over me
My life used to be so busy
Beds to make
Cakes to bake
And all my other friends to see.

Now all I want to do is sit
Write poetry with soul and wit
The laundry waits
And dirty plates
I’ve become hooked I will admit!

But today I have made a vow
Take back my other life somehow
Must clean the room
Put down the broom
I penned one again, Holy Cow!


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Categories: holy cow, humorous, life,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Rendezvous
It was there I waited for you Outside your office That unforgettable afternoon…. Suddenly, at a quarter to four Came a sound from the outside door In walked the princess Mi querida, Mi amor I saw you but you didn’t see me For I stood outside your periphery That’s the reason I suppose Your thumb and forefinger Dug inside your nose Holy cow! You’d a made a 49er proud

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Categories: holy cow, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Holy Cow
At sometime, somewhere in this life,
You'll hear that old expression,
And though there are no holy cows, 
I must make this confession,
I use this phrase more than I know,
In my life's journey here below.

I wonder if perhaps you too,
Have uttered these same words,
And never thought of holy cows,
Or cows in holy herds,
And yet, like me, you use that phrase,
And no doubt will through all your days.

C R Lord © March 22, 2014...

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© C R Lord  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: holy cow, allegory, animal, cute, farm, humorous, poems,
Form: Rhyme
CLEAN UNDERWEAR My dearest mother was a nag Tho' her heart was in the right place She washed and ironed and fed us But was always in our face. As I headed out the door My pack strapped to my rear She shouted from the upstairs floor "Be sure to wear clean underwear!" It was her daily, nagging howl Oh man, I thought, here we go again "Holy cow, what for?" I yell at her and scowl I don't wait for her reply - I know it's that damn train c ELR 2013

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Categories: holy cow, fun, mother,
Form: Quatrain