Short Hirsute Poems

Natural woman:
She didn’t shave, pluck or wax,
Hirsute like a man....

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catatonic overgrowth crept back in ~ the prince seen her hirsute chin


By
David Kavanagh...

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He was a barber
a true proud pogonophile
He met a skinhead 
who was pogonophobic
then things got hairy

12.03.22...

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Facial Hair
A Haiku
By: Tom
1-16-2020

Facially hirsute,
Wife did give her man the boot;
She thought his point moot.
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I ran toward him with flowing hair
    He ran toward me hirsute

  With outstretched arms we sought embrace
    ~ He tripped, I played my flute...

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A hirsute young man named Barry
who's beard and mustache were quite scarry
cut off his hair
when presented a dare
from a woman he wanted to marry!...

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Daily at dusk he couldn't refute
a mystery showing up taking root
it didn't ever knock
arrived at five o'clock
shadow surprise making him hirsute



3-22-18...

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Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!

4th May 2015...

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A hirsute young lady named Tash
Decided to do something rash
She shaved off her stubble
Oh boy she’s in trouble – 
Tash now sports a beard and moustache

22nd June 2016...

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Uncle Jim encountered a prostitute
Southwest of the city of Institute
He paid his money,
She called him "honey,"
But then discovered him much too hirsute.

written July 3, 2021...

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Lovers' secret tryst 
Highway men hold up coaches
Hirsute werewolves howl and hunt
Hairy lovers howl
Kiss and hold up stage coaches
Dinner date with passengers

Jack Horne for Russell's Full Moon contest, 15th October...

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Taking that spoon of medicine and watching a lot of werewolf movies lately,
oh no another full moon making me howl and act hirsute crazy,
my wife saying not tonight you animal I have a headache and stop acting so cockamamie!









12-17-16...

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Though Sampson was known for his hair
Delilah quite fancied him bare
She thought he'd look cute
Not quite so hirsute
And shaved him where no one would dare

Alas, when Mother Nature called
The whole world seemed to be appalled
With no hair to hide
Sampson's bouncing pride
His battering ram was blackballed...

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In hirsute adolescence
a narcissist climbs
the breast and becomes
a graveyard of moons.

Talking of marginality,
a hole in the chest
ejects a secret of peachy skin
when wind was selling sex.

Most corrupt was me
always telling truth about the
warm eggs of chaotic legs
who will not climb down the street.   



Satish Verma...

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Mister hirsute and strong
   just felt totally wrong

The comedian was funny
   underneath not-so-sunny

A financier, short and stout
   his bulging midriff stuck out

So, she risked it all
   on a Texan real tall

But she learned her lesson
   without any question

The taller the 'you-all'
   the farther he falls...

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if she were
a vampyre
my lack of
blood would
not get me up

from a grave
situation but
keep me cold
cadaverishly
feverishless

so i stake
my money
on the moon
when blooms
full and i find

my pursuit me
being hirsute and
her her time that i
may dine a wolf's
dinner eating and

drinking
her blood
instead of
her drunk 
on mine...

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Sleepwalking in my birthday suit
My mother thought was rather cute
But as I aged my little flute
Was soon declared forbidden fruit

Sleepwalking on my chosen route
My teen physique left others mute
Some neighbours claimed they'd prosecute
But soon could see me more hirsute

Sleepwalking as an old galoot
I do not fear a bare salute
My grandson is a new recruit
And just like me, won't give a hoot!...

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Lady Godiva searched for a swimsuit
Couldn't find one for reasonable loot
   Why should 'Lady' have to pay
   She could swim nude anyway
Private parts covered ~ she was so hirsute



             September 01, 2020
          Limerick Fun Poetry Contest
      10 - 10 - 7 - 7 - 10 Syllables in Lines
            Syllables checked on PS
                 Syllable Counter 
             Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Hirsute's been my inclination,
beard, and mustache too,
I've never liked to shave my face
since I was twenty-two.

Call me vain, I love my visage, 
even though I'm turning grey,
Hemingway had nothing on me,
even though he paved the way

to be a model for my kind,
though l can't be that kind of man,
yet I'll strive to look like him,
and emulate him when I can.

Adventurer, a big game hunter,
activities I don't embrace,
the closest that I'll get to Ernest
is the hair upon my face!...

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A sculpted form looking so cute,
Only when kissed flatters as flute.

To him that knows not to play how,
Far better may sound an owl's hoot.

Metaphors thrown in for a wow,
A meter force-fitted in foot;

Or be it a classical cow
Dressed dandy, shaggy and hirsute,

Or an ascetic wearing jute,
Know this well  know it absolute--

If a man's musically mute,
How'd help even a finest lute?

So, should ye reap the finest fruit,
Go invest in its very root.


09.01.2020...

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