Short Hirsute Poems
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Facial Hair
A Haiku
By: Tom
1-16-2020
Facially hirsute,
Wife did give her man the boot;
She thought his point moot.
I ran toward him with flowing hair
He ran toward me hirsute
With outstretched arms we sought embrace
~ He tripped, I played my flute
A hirsute young man named Barry
who's beard and mustache were quite scarry
cut off his hair
when presented a dare
from a woman he wanted to marry!
Daily at dusk he couldn't refute
a mystery showing up taking root
it didn't ever knock
arrived at five o'clock
shadow surprise making him hirsute
3-22-18
Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!
4th May 2015
A hirsute young lady named Tash
Decided to do something rash
She shaved off her stubble
Oh boy she’s in trouble –
Tash now sports a beard and moustache
22nd June 2016
Uncle Jim encountered a prostitute
Southwest of the city of Institute
He paid his money,
She called him "honey,"
But then discovered him much too hirsute.
written July 3, 2021
Lovers' secret tryst
Highway men hold up coaches
Hirsute werewolves howl and hunt
Hairy lovers howl
Kiss and hold up stage coaches
Dinner date with passengers
Jack Horne for Russell's Full Moon contest, 15th October
Does a man become less hirsute when balding has occurred
and the hair upon the head it disappears?
Perhaps not !! It seems there is thickening of the eyebrows
hair protruding from the nose and much more fluff filling up the ears Pardon??
Taking that spoon of medicine and watching a lot of werewolf movies lately,
oh no another full moon making me howl and act hirsute crazy,
my wife saying not tonight you animal I have a headache and stop acting so cockamamie!
12-17-16
Though Sampson was known for his hair
Delilah quite fancied him bare
She thought he'd look cute
Not quite so hirsute
And shaved him where no one would dare
Alas, when Mother Nature called
The whole world seemed to be appalled
With no hair to hide
Sampson's bouncing pride
His battering ram was blackballed
In hirsute adolescence
a narcissist climbs
the breast and becomes
a graveyard of moons.
Talking of marginality,
a hole in the chest
ejects a secret of peachy skin
when wind was selling sex.
Most corrupt was me
always telling truth about the
warm eggs of chaotic legs
who will not climb down the street.
Satish Verma
Mister hirsute and strong
just felt totally wrong
The comedian was funny
underneath not-so-sunny
A financier, short and stout
his bulging midriff stuck out
So, she risked it all
on a Texan real tall
But she learned her lesson
without any question
The taller the 'you-all'
the farther he falls
if she were
a vampyre
my lack of
blood would
not get me up
from a grave
situation but
keep me cold
cadaverishly
feverishless
so i stake
my money
on the moon
when blooms
full and i find
my pursuit me
being hirsute and
her her time that i
may dine a wolf's
dinner eating and
drinking
her blood
instead of
her drunk
on mine
Form:
If only I could grow a beard
I would stroke it and appear wise
but I'm a'feared it's not to be
no matter how hard I tries
and I hate to think about it
as it always fouls my mood
on me the only hair which sprouts
is due to additives in U.S. food
tho' some are destined to be hirsute
my facial hair issues forth then fades
yet after all if nothing else
it saves on razor blades
Sleepwalking in my birthday suit
My mother thought was rather cute
But as I aged my little flute
Was soon declared forbidden fruit
Sleepwalking on my chosen route
My teen physique left others mute
Some neighbours claimed they'd prosecute
But soon could see me more hirsute
Sleepwalking as an old galoot
I do not fear a bare salute
My grandson is a new recruit
And just like me, won't give a hoot!
Lady Godiva searched for a swimsuit
Couldn't find one for reasonable loot
Why should 'Lady' have to pay
She could swim nude anyway
Private parts covered ~ she was so hirsute
September 01, 2020
Limerick Fun Poetry Contest
10 - 10 - 7 - 7 - 10 Syllables in Lines
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Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Hirsute's been my inclination,
beard, and mustache too,
I've never liked to shave my face
since I was twenty-two.
Call me vain, I love my visage,
even though I'm turning grey,
Hemingway had nothing on me,
even though he paved the way
to be a model for my kind,
though l can't be that kind of man,
yet I'll strive to look like him,
and emulate him when I can.
Adventurer, a big game hunter,
activities I don't embrace,
the closest that I'll get to Ernest
is the hair upon my face!
A sculpted form looking so cute,
Only when kissed flatters as flute.
To him that knows not to play how,
Far better may sound an owl's hoot.
Metaphors thrown in for a wow,
A meter force-fitted in foot;
Or be it a classical cow
Dressed dandy, shaggy and hirsute,
Or an ascetic wearing jute,
Know this well know it absolute--
If a man's musically mute,
How'd help even a finest lute?
So, should ye reap the finest fruit,
Go invest in its very root.
09.01.2020