L Milton Hankins Poet Limerick

Not To Her Liking

Uncle Jim encountered a prostitute
Southwest of the city of Institute
He paid his money,
She called him "honey,"
But then discovered him much too hirsute.

written July 3, 2021

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Maurice Rigoler July 5, 2021 at 10:45 AM Haha! Good one, Milton. But a prostitute can't be too fussy, unless she's destitute. / Maurice L Milton Hankins July 5, 2021 at 10:52 AM I think you are probably right, Maurice. I'm not that savvy on the requirements.

Anselmo Boles July 4, 2021 at 1:28 PM LOL! Without question, you are among the GIANTS of LIMERICK Milton!! By the way, yesterday's 79? is today's 49. So keep them rolling Young man!!...ab L Milton Hankins July 4, 2021 at 2:38 PM Ah, thanks, Anselmo. I'll take 49 any day! Glad you enjoyed the limerick. I like writing them.

Jan Allison July 4, 2021 at 9:40 AM ha ha ha very witty but be careful of the PC brigade on here with the mention of ladies of the night lol:-) hugs Jan xx L Milton Hankins July 4, 2021 at 9:43 AM Ha! I couldn't care less about the PC brigade on here! If they want to pick a fight with this 79-year-old, they have met their match! Have a terrific day!