Short Head Off Poems

musing my head off
much better than worrying
but still pressurised...

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Serpants hissing round the dime
Constricted notions and assumptions
Come like Perseus 
Cut the head off the beast...

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Subtitled: WELL! You didn't have to bite my HEAD off...

Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid......

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I have to admit it is shocking
That Mr. Willaker is stalking
that pretty miss
with a large kiss
Bites mouses head off, whiskers locking....

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Purose and Meaning

What was Trump's purpose and meaning
Information we should start screening
All of it start searching through
Just like FBI tries to do
My head off wall went careening.

Jim...

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A man found himself in a pickle
When his girlfriend found he was fickle
He said "won't you stay"
She said "there's no way"
As she took his head off with a sickle.







Josette Key    2010...

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My mistake
I made in the words I said
Saying that I loved you
These words I never 
understood
Am guilty of what I said
Kick my head off, I 
deserve 
Everything I did or said 
was an awful mistake...

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lift head off shoulders
as a symbology
laying it down 
at God’s feet

heart beats on
wafting bliss mists
oblivious to the ego
that has been severed

we remain thus
now and forever 

02-January-2023...

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A rooster just walked into my yard.
I wonder should I call the guards.
It crowed at seven and again at eight.
I'm sorry to say I cannot wait
to blow it's head off with my gun.
Yes, that really would be fun....

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Come the day that I depart
This cold and thankless place
I’ll pass on unremarked
But, with a smile on my face
For I have found a treasure
As I head off for my end
The only thing we need in life
A true and loyal friend...

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This verse may be inane,
Male versus female brain,
Women cook food, wash skids, and do bins,
Men focus on their own dick things,
Football, porno, beer and pies,
Anything higher is a surprise!
Then they head off to sleep,
Some males do not keep!...

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At the foot of my bed is an alien but I try my best to pretend
It is a friendly stranger, a compassionate, almost new friend.
My husband wakes up and begins screaming his head off though.
His ability to see the good about aliens is downright narrow and low....

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At five, I stole your teddy bear
Chopping the head off and cutting all its hair.
As teens, I posted a picture
Which made you become rather unpopular.
When grown, I crashed your brand new car
An accident which I made you pay all for.
Now old, I wish I could've been
There for you all those times like you were for me....

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SUFFERINGS

stabbed at the dumpling…
   cut the head off the chicken
...kitchen staff impaled*

Harker’s tipsiness...
   ruddy wine blushes on neck
...teeth marks like fork tines

imagined in dark
   mind of Dracula...scheming
closed lips...tongue beating

5/2/2018

*to fix in an inescapable or helpless position...

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I touch your red plaid jacket and I see your crinkled face
Older but still beloved, the face of my father
I remember the times you would get tickled and laugh the loudest
Over unexpected things....
like the time Richard put his head through the wall
We thought you would be mad, but you laughed your head off.
I miss you Daddy...

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Do you want a comment on your poem?
well don't bite my head off
Or wack me on the knuckles

FYI...read it twice maybe three times before you get angry
It may mean something else....non threatening

Whoever hurt you in the past....I am not them!!

Trying to be an encourager!!
Not a discourager!!
PEACE!!
LOVE and POETRY!!...

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Head cold
Gets old

Night rough
Nose stuffed

Wake up
Ache up

Eyes fried
Eyes pried

Somewhat
Glued shut

Nose snot
A lot

Annex
Kleenex

Rough cough
Head off

Bad hack
Attack

Slow scene
Feel mean

Suspect
Day wrecked

Not well
What smell?

Detect
Inspect

Take heart
Jumpstart

God’s bean:
Caffeine!...

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In my burb, cool cars are superstars,
They never seem to travel far,
They drive off to the bottle shop,
Head off home, dodging the cops,
Maybe they seek lively young babes,
I think the ho's are laughing away,
Your fun police I am not,
Another trip to the bottle shop,
I do not care where your mufflers are,
Cool cars here are superstars!...

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Larger than life with big teeth nice and bright
 Beautiful golden statues of laughing Buddha
Always catching one’s eye as one walks by 
Sitting in gardens around the world laughing

A powerful message from just one look 
Laugh my friend laugh out loud and be proud 
Hahahahahahaha have a lovely weekend and 
                    Laugh your head off...

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~

Whenever life has
got you down,
and joy seems
out of reach

Just grab your flip flops
and your towel
and head off
to the beach

The ocean and
the summer sun
will wipe away
that frown

Just find your spot
along the shore
when life has
got you down

(and maybe a margarita or two)


Rest in Peace my friend...

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Chief Runs with Paws was on the prowl.
His trip through the alley ended in a growl.
His war paints showed us he was at the ready.
He held the rat’s gaze, full on and steady.

Chief Runs with Paws gave the beast a chase.
He scooped him up and tore his head off with haste.
His tomahawk was not even used one bit.
The rat’s cousins and sisters pitched a royal fit....

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I am a snarly, growly, angry girl today.
I’ll snap your head off in a rather gruesome way.
My machetes are out, and my guns are blazing.
I’ll be cutting and chopping, and hell-raising.
Why I woke up in this mood is anyone’s guess.
I’ll leave bodies and pieces, a giant mess.
I’m a snarly, growly, angry girl today.
I’m warning you ahead of time, so you will please stay away....

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I woke up in the middle of the night
Hoping Santa Claus might be in sight
I know my parents thought I was in bed so tight
But I heard a thump and I saw a light

Crept down to the living room where things were bright
A hairy green thing was halfway in my vision, my sight
I screamed when I saw that it was the Grinch, a blight
He laughed his head off and gave me a cookie that night...

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king frog came to watch her in the ballet
screamed his head off and clapped that day
the others had never seen him out of the water
the king frog was loving his tutu-wearing daughter

I did not know he had this side, many said.
He was so crazed, it was as if he was off in his head.
He is my daddy! The little frog girl replied.
So thrilled with my performance, he a little bit cried....

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Father you've blown your head off
You left us for good
You daddy were nothing but misunderstood

I don't remember your funeral
or that time we went fishing
All I do is sit here, crying and wishing

Wishing this was different and you haven't gone away.

I don't remember our last Christmas
Or the last words we shared 
Although somehow through all of this, I somehow wish I still cared....

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