Short He Has Egg On His Face Poems

Cupid’s bow broken
	consults with Easter bunny
		love – egg on its face...

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The plump hen grunted
Having popped her morning free range
No egg on her face...

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The egg is a food
That can befoul your mood
When rubbed on your face
   You're completely disgraced...

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Here's egg in your face,
   friend
Go cry in your beer,
   dear
Time to clear out of here,
   quee--- 
             Oops!...

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Don Ho was always in trouble
For blowing a tiny bubble
When Ida was born
His cheeks went unshorn
The egg on his face was stubble...

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A rooster gave an hen a chase
And caught her in a private place
The hen had fun!
When she was done
The rooster had egg on its face . . . ....

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Why did she think me 'peculiar'
             when 'odd' or 'strange' would do
           
          I imagine it's an idiosyncrasy
            ~ one that she never outgrew...

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Don Trumpty’s got egg on his face
As Potus he's now lost his place
To the thrill of Dem voters
Biden will be Potus
Trump’s actions have been a disgrace

11/07/20...

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There was once a young athlete called Grace,
    Who was leading the egg and spoon race.
    But her egg had a flaw,
    And it also was raw.
    Now she came last, with egg on her face. 

    Sponsor Tania Kitchin.
    6 / 12 / 2022.
    Howmanysyllables.com...

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Hateful speech doth not one become
Neither doth a lieing tongue 
Filthy language hurteth the ear
Threatening words causeth hearts to fear
A gossips whisper is poison indeed
A flatterers words its caution thou need
Hasty words are ones mistakes
Bragging words doth aggravate
When thou speaketh use wisdom and grace
And thou willst not have egg  on thine face

25 sept 2012  7:50 pm 
Bobb Marly...

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A tissue to wipe away each trace
Ole Paula Deen has egg on her face
from Fillet Mignon to molded bread
an empire lost and "SHE" among the dead


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A singulis vestigium textus ad abstergendam
Ole Paula Deen habet ovum in faciem suam
ad panes fingi a vitta Mignon
imperium amittitur "inquit" inter mortuos



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Karma-Life's Ultimate Avenger


     I never get this one.........though it's 
     results are delightful and uproarious fun!

     Mankind with its paltry pretense of perfection, like fools, 
     step in a manhole,whilst going in the wrong direction!

     Egg on their face, is such a great delight to me.
     Pride, vanity and ignorance~ Divine, magnificent, buffoonery!




             11-20-2020...

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I
The pain, the pain - not mine
God had allowed them, I didn't whine
Love and lottery share a common thread -

Money makes them attractive, addictive

We know it yet prefer silence, one so eerie
It is shocking that sin can make us merry

II
When what we felt, rises to the surface
The pain is deep. Beyond egg on a face
Maybe I abused Earth; this pain, not mine
I WILL NOT OWN IT. I REBUKE ITS SPIRIT
I am free; He took it all at Calvary; He took it...

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Greasy, saucy drips
And ice-cold sips
(That sometimes spill)
Need a thing with soaking skill

Puffy paper that isn't soft
(Blow your nose but not too oft,
Or it'll get red and sore),
Perfect for milk not well-poured

Napkin, napkin! One or two;
Especially messy? Grab a few;
Napkin, napkin! Leave no trace
Much, much better than egg on your face


--
I originally wrote this on a napkin at a Burger King. I left it on a table for someone to enjoy later....

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on way to Ulster
saw a cumbersome cluster
in a big bluster

while amicable
did become despicable
was predictable

when perusing on map
flowing from tree was much sap
between ears big gap

when with day of grace
of what we saw was a trace
egg all over face

when wearing bloomer
based on the latest rumor
died from brain tumor 

being demented
was hard when he had hinted
hair would be tinted

of ice cream ate scoop
saw another nincompoop
doing hula hoop...

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They say Humpty Dumpty sat on said wall
But was it there, ever at all.
Was it just lies dragging us in
Fake news again, nothing but spin.

Maybe a bluff turning our heads
Hiding something far darker instead.
Just a false trail, without a trace
Leaving us standing, with egg on our face.

In subterfuge I may be a novice,
But is there a connection, with the Oval Office!







Entry for
The mystery of Humpty Dumpty Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Faraz Ajmal
2/7/18...

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Don't  put all your eggs into one basket
     they may drop and burst, ending up in a casket
         Having egg on your face                                               
  can be a big disgrace

If someone eggs you on
    then trouble might be to blame
a "duck's egg" in a game
    is the loser's shame

 when your nickname is egghead
     it's something you may dread
  an omelet is so tasty to eat
      making it an 'eggcellent' treat 
                         ~ 
for Susan's 'Eggs' contest...

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