Napkin Song

Greasy, saucy drips And ice-cold sips (That sometimes spill) Need a thing with soaking skill Puffy paper that isn't soft (Blow your nose but not too oft, Or it'll get red and sore), Perfect for milk not well-poured Napkin, napkin! One or two; Especially messy? Grab a few; Napkin, napkin! Leave no trace Much, much better than egg on your face -- I originally wrote this on a napkin at a Burger King. I left it on a table for someone to enjoy later.