Short Gulped Poems

sertraline 
with 4 benedryl gulped down –
today, she will live...

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G O N E


Pebble in Life's stream
I plopped a gap soon gulped closed.
Gone.  But where's the Void?...

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Spoke less,
did not feel like,
lips refused,
and tongue got tied,
throat was dry,
I gulped a little swig,
then spoke in a veritable gig....

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She poured another glass of scotch
And gulped it down in one;
She knew the answer wasn’t booze -
But dying wasn’t fun.

For Paula’s sip contest...

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A blue whale spied a Yankee clipper.
First, he used his tail to flip her.
He gulped her whole, and feeling chipper,
he closed his mouth with a zipper....

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heaviest lizard intimidates me
just how heavy can a giant beast be?
a curly buffalo eater
has gulped down brother Peter
Komodo dragon I now run from thee...

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There was a young las
Who was addicted to drinking sugary soda sassafras
She gulped it all day
Made her small hips go away
As fat cells took over to stay
...

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with the monsoon rains,
a green June bug came whirring,
to our living room~
my smart cat after playing,
gulped down this hapless victim. 
...

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I remember Mama's bread
fresh from the oven,
slathered with new churned butter,
topped with grape jelly
and dripping with love,
greedily 
gulped!



Inspired by Laura's "Sweet Treat" contest...

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There once was a football fan from Philly
     Who was known for being very silly
      During the Eagles Super Bowl win
      He dipped his chicken wings in gin
   And gulped down Bud Light, dilly dilly...

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In the glass of January, I found sanctuary,
A sip of new beginnings, a common melody.
Gulped down resolutions, though they proved fake,
Choked on cut ties, decisions to forsake.
A drag of Christmas songs, a nostalgic embrace,
Oops, it's almost April, time's swift chase....

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Distress travels instantly through me, A samurai sword, Greek mythology, Zeus gulped kingly ideas and in his breadbasket he stored, reminiscent of the ancient times, emergency Er Hoard, feels like a billion increased/decreased Forbes, a penniless fellow hustle in no way can be bored.
- Loverboi...

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GREAT SHOCK

                                          Being  
                                   dauntless ventured 
                                hunting in dense forest.
                          Met tiger but didn't press trigger. 
                                         Me gulped.


      02/12/20...

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A stargazer fish dreams of becoming a real live girl
an artist perhaps, or maybe a painter, a human stargazer
I will write a novel, become famous, and be magnificent
He bumps into coral as he imagines it, loving the possibilities
Seeing beyond the reef, beyond the veil,
Enjoying his fantasy as he is gulped up by a shark...

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Nonsense soup
Slurped up easily
or gulped down
your choice actually

Swirl it
Whirl it
Swallow it with gusto

Silliness salad
Best side dish with it
Whimsical and delectable
Spinning tales


But what of dessert?
Fool’s gold fudge 
Or
Ridiculous raspberries
on top of Ignorant Ice cream?

Your choice really...

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Farway near South pole,
The island got a hole.
A piece of ice fell in water,
It went away a meter.

The weather was humid 
Trying hard and hard to get near
It was cursing about its did
Lying helpless trying with fear.

Sun just woke up,
It started melting down.
Forcing hard to stay still,
A wave gulped it until.
...

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eyes etched'n mystery
wielding wanky slips
on epileptic drips
centered on clips
hanging on hits
punctured per clip

delicate draw dangling
lousy limb lustrating
pulling chaos's mist

vying courage gulped
in mystic mist
punctured passion puking

lusty lips leak
dyed-in-the-wool demon creeps.
      20:01:15:16:55...

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wanky urge whooshes
puking rustic rhythm
nauseated by billows
busty ecstasy borrow
generous lust lent
passion prior invested

delicate capillaries crushed
lurched lanky lust
oozes, gores gulped

fostered faith rent
fiery surge ferments
licking lusty test

dark dance drips
from lustful limbs.
     '20:02:28:14:48...

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bleeding blushes ooze
damping dessicated drool
punctured passion puke
nauseating nocturnal nude
felon feelings fostered
gaunt gazes murdered

fiery smirk smote
undaunted gift grown
on fervent flow

salient soil pulsed
leering lanky lust
foaming feelings gulped

on vying Valentine
gaunt gazes dine.
      '20:02:14:14:52...

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familiar feelings feigns
odd emotions strains
pulpy punctured projection
ensconced eerie erections
contract into span
gulped by trance

mystic meager mass
assumed airy mask
met mushy task

inky oily infection
curl callous combustion
scribbling damped solutions

emotions sans vibe
sanity scrunched bribe.
     19:11:18:14:38...

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lusty lips loaning
punctured passion pruning
hoisted pairs hankering
drooping damped drips
ace tactic tiers
gulped gaunt tears

pulpy passion plying
per lips lurching
turbulent war whooshing

bounty boobs blushing
ferocious fingers fiddling
damped bridges puking

lusty lips lurching
clipped bodies crunching.
     19:11:24:09:26...

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"I Came Upon A Midnight Beer..."

I came upon a midnight beer
in my sleepwalkin' thirsty search...
In my glorious P.J.'s old...
My backside flap was ripped open...
But I did not feel the cold....

I popped the lid, and gulped it down,
And thought I heard angels sing....
"Let's go find another, my friend....
Cause this is the real deal thing!"...

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I got drunk on your love
You made me
feel a little giddy
laugh
and act a little silly
I could hardly walk
and I stammered when I did talk
I fell down
stood up
and shuffled around
when I gulped your love down

And yet instead of feeling out on the town
Your love left me housebound

Because all I feel now 
                 is the hangover......

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tactic torrents tuned
punctured pills puked
hoisted horizon hanker
tuning tiers trigger
felon fiends whooshed
wanky wind booed

bounty bills bruised
lofty lists cruised
dark drips drooled

sour syllables glazed
with wet waste
gaunt gores graced

porous pasts pulsed
vying gifts gulped.
     '20:03:11:15:06

Note: Dedicated to William Blake....

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She was a shot of tequila,
Gulped by every tippler.
She was a vase of carnations
Set on a high table,
For everyone to smell.

She was a lodge napkin,
To absorb their bodies' muck
She was a cup of cappuccino,
To calm their tactile desires.

They contaminated her,
And she is contaminating,
The gullible satyriasis.
Soon, hearses will be
Moving around!...

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