Short Governor Poems

large family
celebrates Christmas
flips off governor...

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Sarah Palin
Former governor, limelight failing
Famous quotes sometimes loom big:
You can’t put lipstick on a pig...

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Mike Huckabee,
a presidential wanna be.
Former governor and preacher man,
is touting his "Fair Tax" plan.


8/22/15...

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Client 9 Governor Spitzer
Was once New York’s ethics blitzer
This VIP flub
At the Emperor Club
Came from an overworked spritzer...

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The Governor of Georgia wept
Why can't the media forget?
Those damn Democrats
Are spoiled-rotten brats
Who think people are born adept!...

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Governor Arnold Shwarznager
Pumped the iron and starred in Terminator
Lived the high life and married a queen
Shame on you now sad and mean!...

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There once was a governor Page
A tyrant and bully with rage
Always on a power trip
With his veto stick
Can’t wait ‘til his term only has days...

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In the land of Cheeseheads, there came a call
Saying I’m a big donor, best of them all;
Just give me the scoop,
Some real union poop;
Oh Governor, how you did fall....

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Jill Biden went to Tokyo
To see Olympic rodeo
The Delta Strain
Was inhumane
So Jill told Joe its time to go!

*"Governor Ige gave the First Lady
a fragrant lei" ...

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Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers 
for the purpose of not paying taxes
but when his belly gurgled 
alleyways filled with his turds
a homeless gal just sat back and laughed...

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Guess Who Political Quiz

Meoh much meoh and some more mioh;
We have been reading a real,great bio;
Political plumb;
Smart not dumb;
He seems to be current Governor of Ohio.

Jim Horn...

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After being charged,denied everyone feasted,Governor had imprisoned Jesus,King, Laughing
men neared, openly Pilate queried reason,shrouded thorns unveiled vengeance waned,
xenophobes yoking zealots.



phhhhhew........

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The hens have flown the coop
  Their owner mystified
He hit them with his silver spoon
  Didn't know they had pride

And now as folks leave Illinois
  Governor Pritzker, take a think
From the tap of the hen-owner
  You should no longer drink...

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I met daughter of the skies
Instantly my heart ached
Mechanical problems emerged
The speed governor stopped 
Brake pads broke loose
Steering wheel off its roots
I prayed that I crash hard
Hard into her interior walls
Believing I would die in peace...

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The latest Governor of Illinois is Mr. J.B. Pritzker
Your legislative accomplishments make me Illinois want to quit, sir
   You've legalized all abortions and recreational marijuana too
   Increased government spending; raised my taxes -- Farewell to you!...

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Picture this.
Governor of a big state.
With a bigger ego.
Tells a BIG lie.

He gets caught.
Because parents were there
Trying to save children
Who were texting for help

While nineteen lawmen were held back
By whom?
By what?
I cannot picture this....

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Gorgeously graceful God!
Governor of the Sun!
Glowing with poesy!
Grand music symphony!
Glorious guild of arts!
Gallant global healer! 
Greek grandeur, Apollo...!


05 March 2022 
Greek mythology Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Syllable Counter: PS...

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Dallas
baking sun
water shortage
July temps record highs
Houston

heat wave
closes stores
cities shut down
threatens emergency
standstill

Texas
Governor
produces water
from big limestone boulder
they wish!

Written July 18, 2022...

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Like A Linear Guy

Just heard from Governor of
Virgin Islands on MSNBC. He
was once part of NYPD.

Looks like that he became a linear guy,
And only one thing at a time does try;
Not deceiving;
Help is receiving;
Hurricane hit so things are in short supply.

Jim Horn...

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Why Should We

Why should we want to be involved?
So what we eventually had resolved
Governor Flint water should be drinking
The have feeling that was deeply sinking
And soon his occupancy will be dissolved.

That is an interesting way of looking
at things.

Jim Horn...

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Hey, Governor Jindal:
Do you want to kindle
A revolt
That will jolt
And make your votes dwindle?

What we now buy
Is already high.
Please "ax" us
To tax us
On what we buy!

Yes, give us our say
On what we should pay
And you will go down
In history renown
As Man of Our Day!...

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Males have their own bathroom and Females have their own bathroom: it’s the law! 

Number 45: Is needs help.

There is no Fake News: the News is Really.

Time is your Friend: Be Nice to it!

The Governor of Ct will be out by 2018: than CT will back to old days!

Ned Corkery 2/27/17....

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I never thought I'd see the day
  when Illinois' leaders held sway
Taking the lead in this deadly war
  against a virus Mr. Trump tried to ignore

Hats off to Governor J.B. Pritzker
  and Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot
In tandem, they've conducted a blitzkrieg
  to get Illinois residents to stay put...

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Sure enough, as fire particles gray the California sky,
And when stinky particles foul the dawn air,
You want to shout out...why,why??
Ugly masks only make it worse.
Don't yet call the hearse!
Citizenry have a plan.
Poetry in motion!
Recall governor,
Man!



September 1, 2020
      11am PST...

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The servants obeyed Jesus,
And filled the water pots with water to the brim.
They did not know why
Or what He’d do. They did not question-
They just obeyed Him.

They must have felt very foolish
When they served it to the guests.
But the Governor of the feast declared,
“The wine they’d saved till the last,
Was the best.”...

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