Governor Pritzker Gives a Crap

Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers 
for the purpose of not paying taxes
but when his belly gurgled 
alleyways filled with his turds
a homeless gal just sat back and laughed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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June 15, 2020 at 2:55 AM
Hey, Anthony, I see you're a big Pritzker fan too, just like me!... Rather we need a 'big Pritzker Fan' turned all the way up, to create a draft to get rid of the smell from his windy farts, the big palooka! Smiles, Gershon
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June 14, 2020 at 9:55 PM
Bawdy and hilarious!
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