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Governor Pritzker gives a Crap

Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers for the sake of not paying his taxes but when his belly gurgled the alley filled with his turds a homeless man just sat back and laughed

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Date: 6/15/2020 2:55:00 AM
Hey, Anthony, I see you're a big Pritzker fan too, just like me!... Rather we need a 'big Pritzker Fan' turned all the way up, to create a draft to get rid of the smell from his windy farts, the big palooka! Smiles, Gershon
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Date: 6/14/2020 9:55:00 PM
Bawdy and hilarious!
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