Short Good Looks Poems

Say you’ll take me
As you promised
To faith and good looks
On demand...

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you got my number
make  me do the somber
my mind cooke
you got me shook
over your good looks
YOU GOT ME HOOK...

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Lamarck’s theory of evolution
What we learn we pass to our offspring
Scientists jumped on the bandwagon at first.
Due to his good looks and insistence....

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Espresso is brewing: that's my fix,
not my expensive Rolex;
this Ralph Lauren suit is elegant.
Good looks can generate sentiment;
worry, rush and stress perplex!...

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there once was a prince who was charming
his good looks were not at all alarming
	he had the flaming hots
	for a maiden ersatz
he nonetheless found her disarming...

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My charms excite, my good looks stun
This April, I was voted Hunk of the Month
Not a surprise
Got lovely thighs
A bod to die for, check out me bum...

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Turned down by a Spanish caballero
Rejected by an Egyptian Pharaoh --
   Rosie had real good looks
   But the girl couldn't cook --
Hitched an old bird who ate like a sparrow...

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Wildlife 40

A goat who lived down on the farm,
Was renowned for her good looks and charm,
But she felt rather silly,
When she bumped into Billy,
Who leapt up in utter alarm....

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Someone had called him the Dame Tamer.
Rugged good looks made him no shamer.
	Alone, he wore a pink rose
	and a gold ring through his nose.
His close friends knew him as a flamer....

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In spite of my outrageous good looks
And stealing of girls hearts, whatta crook
Other qualities I have
Like expelling lots of gas
But that's just a bunch of goggledygook...

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In spite of my outrageous good looks
And the stealing of girls hearts, whatta crook
Other qualities I have
Like expelling lots of gas
But that's just a bunch of goggledygook...

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In spite of my charms and amazing good looks
Must be honest, I'm also a bit of a crook
Stealing ladies' hearts
Just for a lark
Then run away chuckling at the liberties I took...

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In spite of my charms and amazing good looks
Must be honest, I'm also a bit of a crook
I'll steal ladies' hearts
Just for a lark
Then run away chuckling at the liberties I took...

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In spite of my charms and amazing good looks
Must be honest, I'm also a bit of a crook
I'll steal ladies' hearts
Just for a lark
Then run away chuckling at the liberties I took...

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In spite of my charms and stupendous good looks
Must be honest, I'm also a bit of a crook
I'll steal ladies' hearts
Just for a lark
Then run away chuckling at the liberties I took...

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In spite of my charm and amazing good looks
Strange things happen and my life goes kaput
My charms aren't enough
To make up for that stuff
Till I look in the mirror at my gorgeous puss...

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A few grammes of youthfulness
Ripples of laughter
A mixture of common sense
One glass of good looks
A pint of humour
Bouquets of
Love !

Paraphrase from a church recipe booklet of the early 1900's...

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In spite of his charm and stunning good looks
Been accused by the fuzz of being a crook
Stole the hearts of young girlies
With his humour quite earthy
He possessed more arms than an octopus...

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As well as my charm and amazing good looks
You'd think I had tentacles like an oversexed octopus
My looks tend to make
Young girlies double take
And fight for a piece of this silly old schnook...

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In spite of my charm and extremely good looks
There's times when I can be quite a schnook
When the girlies turn me down
Ends up more than a frown
But still, tend to get my way by hook or by crook...

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My stunning good looks and amazing personality
Are too much to take, I should try to be more dastardly
Quite difficult for me
A handsome hulk parolee
Before being charged with assault and battery...

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My stunning good looks and charming personality
Are too much to take, should try to be more dastardly
Quite difficult for me
A handsome hulk parolee
At one time was charged with assault and battery...

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In spite of my outrageous good looks
And the stealing of girls hearts, whatta crook
Other qualities I have
Like expelling lots of gas
But that's just a bunch of goggledygook


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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My morning excursion to the pee pee place
Is fraught with danger, often fall on my face
Walls, doors, even the dresser
Obstacles cause me lot of displeasure
Destroying my good looks with nary a trace...

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In spite of my charms and amazing good looks
Must be honest, I'm also a bit of a crook
I'll steal ladies' hearts
Just for a lark
Then run away chuckling at the liberties I took


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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