Short Gershon Poems

Immortality

Awaits
Mysteriously 

Almighty

Jesus
Everlasting
Word

Inspire by: Gershon...

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orphans’ endorphins stop

    when we opt to adopt

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H/T to Gershon Wolf’s Orphans...

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To follow the Gershon Diet
Don't cook it when you can fry it!
With bagel holes
To fuel your goals
What else can you do but try it?...

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no more destructive

 criticism ~ positive

  suggestions only  



--Collaborative effort between Susan Gentry and Gershon Wolf...

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Is Chicago an holey city
Or is it a town without pity?
Kirk Douglas would know
But would he dare go
Where the bullets are itty-bitty?...

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Chicago is blowing around
And Oprah has not made a sound
Hefner is dead
So Gershon said,
"Guess what?  Your face mask has been found!"...

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Gershon was chastising Seth
For being unfaithful to Beth
As high as a kite
Seth swore he'd do right
And his wife was tickled to death!...

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To arms, to wit, with repartee!
The barbs and jabs in fun and play
We never fear et tu, Brute,
for Gershon's verse makes bright the day!...

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Though his tone is quite gregarious
And his intent softly nefarious
He is ever so meek
His tongue in his cheek
His double entendre hilarious 
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I've always been good with a sling
And can hit a bird on the wing
But Dave hit a giant
Who was not complaint
And for that, they made him a king?...

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Pen in hand, Gershon watched the news
As Milton expounded his views
It seemed like a trend
'til Terry broke wind
And Tom followed fumes to the booze...

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Skunk or a deer  - 
    what was the varmint?
'Cuz Noah's buck naked,
    without any garment!   (Gen 9:21)

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In response to Drunk as a Skunk by Gershon Wolf...

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newborn sunny day
               rolling, rainbow painted sky
               cat glinting, green eyes


                    1/5/2023



       ~Special Dedicationt to Gershon~...

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who am I or what, which or I, which one am I, who knows, which could it be, who or me or should it be switched to which am I? Who is who, who knows?
But you can always find: Who is online

Inspired by Gershon...

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Which is it, a pigeon or dove?
We hate one; the other, we love.
Your clean car, that blob?
'Twas likely a squab,
opined likewise of you, thereof.

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H/T to Gershon Wolf's Justice for All...

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proud communal standing of oak —
                                 leaves allot fresh air

8/12/2020
Ziket Form 8/5 syllables

*Learned about this form from Gershon
by way of Line. I love brevity! Fun!...

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Genuine erudite religious sage humorous Overtly Nice


1st placement
Tease a friend poetry contest
Bobby May sponsored
Written 08/Jan/2021
17 syllables Monoku...

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When I was young,
    I ran my tongue.
And what is worse,
    I loved to curse.
It’s true there’s loss
    When we get old.
But what remains,
    Refined like gold.

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H/T to Where I Once Walked by Gershon Wolf...

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So is your card from the NRA
or the LGBTQIA?
It depends on the card;
sometimes, “Get off my yard!”
is all that one needs to say.


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in response to Gershon Wolf's Card-Carrying Septuagenarian...

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It’s true the little d does stay
    and play
But rarely does he get
    his way

Those times, his will aligned with God ~
    it’s odd

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(for instance, Job 2:6, Gen 50:20)

H/T to Gershon Wolf’s By Night, Bye Light...

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Gershon Woolfe
Caught a corf
Which made this poor man howl
It was so bad
It drove him mad
So he went on the prowl
A prowling wolf
With a shocking corf
It would be a sight to see
I would take fright
Get on my bike
Or shin up the highest tree....

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Odiferous, a sad and sordid tale,
for naught remains but that which does assail.
The rascal takes one final, pungent swipe:
grizzled remains along the center stripe.


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H/T to The Sunny Side of Skunks by Gershon Wolf...

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Ficus fracas
Benjamina
What a little prig!

Time to chop
you mallaprop;
Can’t produce a fig!

Righteous ficus 
Carica
never be discountin’

Grabbed that little
benjie snot, and
drowned him 
in the fountain.

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H/T to Gershon Wolf's Ficus Fracas...

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 Our genial Jewish friend, Gershon

Pursues poetry for a diversion  

For Russia, he has much disdain

A wolf defending Ukraine

His poems are marked by precision 

March. 14.2022
Paean on Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Margarita Lillico...

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If you heard a Soup Censor holler
They just saw a Cook Islands dollar
Allowing for windage
That Tiki appendage*
Could incite a 9-1-1 caller! 


* Gershon-approved, i.e., circumcised
Is that sufficient evidence
the Lost Tribes of Israel 
were on a Cook-out?...

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