The Gershon Diet

To follow the Gershon Diet
Don't cook it when you can fry it!
With bagel holes
To fuel your goals
What else can you do but try it?
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George Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 8:19 PM
Bagel holes and fried stuff would be a beautiful combination....! Is it Gershon's favourite? Must try it!
Flood Avatar
November 8, 2021 at 5:05 PM
Wow! Cosmic weirdness… you and I must have written ‘diet’ poems at pretty much the same time. Gotta be some subliminal messaging going on here. I reckon eating only the holes in the bagels would be a sure fire weight shifter. Terry
Leffanta Avatar
November 9, 2021 at 10:06 AM
I am one up on that as I have never had a bagel nor a bagel hole .....Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 5:09 PM
what a fun poem! hugs jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
November 8, 2021 at 11:02 AM
And now you have the time to write a better one! Aloha!
Kendrick Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 10:36 AM
I guess if I ate all the bagel holes I would be living on air. Nice one for a good chuckle. Thanks for your visit to my page. Sara
Leffanta Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 10:51 AM
True, but it would be Kosher air!
Wolf Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 9:18 PM
Gee, first time I've been a source of inspiration for a diet... Good thing my avatar stops at the neck... lol... I'm working on a new one now: 'Tablecloth stains with glazed dental carries.' Still in the 'testing stage' though... Thanks, Rico. ~ Ole, gw
Leffanta Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 10:06 AM
It seems you have lots of followers! I still do not understand human fascination for food as a good lean steak is all I ever need . . . . .
Brown Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 5:52 PM
Hi Rico, I'm in on the diet, just don't add the Diet Coke. Sure to add the pounds, Debra
Jones Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 1:01 PM
Hey it is worth a try diet! Fun write as always.
Dietrich Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 4:32 PM
very cute one! Is it inspired by our poet Gershon? I surely prefer things that are fried myself.
Leffanta Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 10:21 AM
Yes. Also check out his Diet-Rite!
Peck Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 2:21 PM
No kidding! Lots of weird diets out there :)
Cunningham Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 1:03 PM
I'm in, sign me up. Tom
De Beaulieu Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 11:47 AM
Hello Rico, Lol. I do not think i would lie that diet. Enjoy your day my friend.
Hankins Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 11:29 AM
(chuckling) If I fry it, I die with it. My recommendation is to use the air fryer, if at all possible.
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