Short Geezer Poems
Short Geezer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Geezer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Geezer by length and keyword.
Tom Cat Geezer
a dead mouse daily
sly sneaky tom cat geezer
grooming for dinner...
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Categories:
geezer, cat,
Form:
Senryu
Woman Imperium
Julius Caesar
Mighty old geezer
Got his way with every dame
He saw He conquered He came...
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Categories:
geezer, funny, history,
Form:
Clerihew
Julius Cesar and Ebenezer
Julius Cesar and Ebenezer
Julius Cesar
And also Ebenezer,
Were an old geezer.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
geezer, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Christmas Clerihew
Dickens' Jacob Marley
favored drink made from barley,
died before Ebenezer,
that stingy old geezer....
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Categories:
geezer, humor,
Form:
Clerihew
Jughead
his drinking obscene
geezer guzzles a gallon —
impure milk cures spouse
7/5/2018
Mick Talbot’s Senryu Contest...
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Categories:
geezer, drink,
Form:
Senryu
A Gypsy Woman Said:
"First a student, me,
Then, a worker bee,
Next, I will retire
Before I expire.
Finally, geezer-of-leisure free."...
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Categories:
geezer, career, destiny, growing up,
Form:
Limerick
Kneegotiation
There once was a crusty old geezer
Who really knew how to please her
It may have been brash
But he dispensed cash
Whenever he wanted to squeeze her...
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Categories:
geezer, age, romance,
Form:
Limerick
All For Love
Poor octogenarian Darrell,
At Niagara with his young bride, Carol,
The love struck old geezer,
In order to please her,
Plunged over the falls in a barrel....
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Categories:
geezer, funny, love, people, places,
Form:
Limerick
I Julius
He whips out his sword when he sees her
She says you’re dressed odd for a geezer
I’m not gonna flirt
With some bloke in a skirt
He says, but I’m Julius Ceaser...
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Categories:
geezer, history,
Form:
Limerick
Up and Attim
Here's the only way to start my day
Rooaaaar, beat my chest, holler “outta my way!”
It's up and at 'im
With vigor and vim
Are y'all listening to what this geezer has to say...
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Categories:
geezer, blessing,
Form:
Limerick
Harmless Old Geezer
A harmless old geezer who loves everybody
It's the creed I live by, the cream of the croppy
It's my lot in life
A secret device
Used since forever, I learned from my Poppy...
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Categories:
geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
It's All Relative
How exciting it is to be with you all again
Excited to be breathing and not using a cane
An old geezer am I
At times even zip my fly
Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane...
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Categories:
geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Mature Beaver
A young lad masquerading as an old geezer
Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver
One with mucho bucks
Still able to cluck
And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager...
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Categories:
geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
It's All Relative
How exciting it is to be with you all again
Exciting to be breathing and not using a cane
An old geezer am I
At times still zip my fly
Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane...
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Categories:
geezer, inspiration,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
geezer, motivation,
Form:
Limerick
Relatively
How exciting it is to be with you all again
Exciting to be breathing and not using a cane
An old geezer am I
At times still zip my fly
Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane<>...
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Categories:
geezer, age,
Form:
Limerick
An Eighty-Toothed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
geezer, emotions,
Form:
Limerick
Send Me Out To Pasture
Pushed the wrong button, lost a bunch of stuff
Unable to recover, disappeared in a puff
Stuff, quite unique
Such havoc I wreak
Send me out to pasture, this geezer has had enough...
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Categories:
geezer, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick
Send Me Out To Pasture
Pushed the wrong button, lost a bunch of stuff
Unable to recover, disappeared in a puff
Good stuff, quite unique
Such havoc I wreak
Send me out to pasture, this geezer has had enough...
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Categories:
geezer, sad,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
geezer, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
An Over-Sexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
geezer, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
geezer, beautiful,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Good Clean Living
Eighty-three with luscious white hair
My old geezer friends all got shiny domes up there
Feel sooo damn bad
Just kidding, I'm glad
My secret is clean living, thought that I would share...
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Categories:
geezer, humor,
Form:
Limerick
No Time To Lose
Methinks I'm pretty swift, at least one day outta two
That's a 50% smarty pants, not bad how's about youse
Are ya over or under
That magical number
A geezer like me, we gots no time to lose!!!...
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Categories:
geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick