Home » Poems » Lim'Rik Flats » Kneegotiation

Kneegotiation

There once was a crusty old geezer
Who really knew how to please her
It may have been brash
But he dispensed cash
Whenever he wanted to squeeze her

ageromancelimerick

♡Like0

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Patricia Cresswell

August 31, 2017 at 8:32 AM

Hmmm seems to me that he was lonely. It is sad. Or maybe he was a freeboard, no ties kinda guy, that would be happy. Too early to buzz my poor head. Well done now you have the old woman confused.

Lim'Rik Flats

September 7, 2017 at 8:14 AM

Boy, there's some awful stuff in my poem closet. I'd better clean house!

Carole Duet

June 9, 2017 at 12:46 PM

I came back for another laugh...and you seem to be full of 'em. Love that...

Pat Adams

May 17, 2017 at 9:00 AM

Good one! Funny and great rhyme! I'm browsing and catching up. :)

Lim'Rik Flats

May 26, 2017 at 8:58 AM

Hi Roger, I'm ketchuping too. Thanks for visiting ~ john

Eve Roper

May 14, 2017 at 1:32 PM

Awesome! Anything for the cash :)

Lim'Rik Flats

May 26, 2017 at 8:58 AM

Hi Eve! Sorry I'm late with a "thanks for the visit!" huggadoodlies ~ j

Cheryl Hoffman

April 20, 2017 at 9:19 AM

His bones are very creaky as he reaches out to get cheeky…I think I would put some charmin toilet paper in his hands and run, lol! Fun one John!~Che :)

Lim'Rik Flats

May 2, 2017 at 8:02 PM

Pleez accept apollogeez, mm Cheryl for my tardy "thank you for the visit" I been playing elsewhere lately. Hope are swell and sufficiently silly!!! Cheerdunkins ~ j

Jean Murray

April 12, 2017 at 4:42 PM

Not brash at all John. A way to a man's heart may be his stomach but diamonds are a girl's best friend.x

Lim'Rik Flats

May 2, 2017 at 8:01 PM

Hi Jean. Thanks for the visit! Wow, am I ever waaaay behind. I haven't replied in almost a month. Haven't read much either, commented even less. SPRING FEVER (my excuse, been biking and hiking, oh, and trying to learn the guitar) CheeriodliOes and six pack of huggers!

Tim Smith

April 11, 2017 at 1:09 PM

lol...after some time all his fingers went numb...taking passes at her finely tuned bum...nothing felt right...not even a bite....he called to the heavens "take me I'm done"

Lim'Rik Flats

April 12, 2017 at 8:52 AM

GOTD! Thanks Tim! Watta way to go, eh?