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Kneegotiation

There once was a crusty old geezer
Who really knew how to please her
It may have been brash
But he dispensed cash
Whenever he wanted to squeeze her

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 8/31/2017 8:32:00 AM
Hmmm seems to me that he was lonely. It is sad. Or maybe he was a freeboard, no ties kinda guy, that would be happy. Too early to buzz my poor head. Well done now you have the old woman confused.
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Date: 9/7/2017 8:14:00 AM
Boy, there's some awful stuff in my poem closet. I'd better clean house!
Date: 6/19/2017 3:23:00 PM
Haha. No money, no honey.
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Date: 6/9/2017 12:46:00 PM
I came back for another laugh...and you seem to be full of 'em. Love that...
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Date: 5/17/2017 9:00:00 AM
Good one! Funny and great rhyme! I'm browsing and catching up. :)
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Date: 5/26/2017 8:58:00 AM
Hi Roger, I'm ketchuping too. Thanks for visiting ~ john
Date: 5/14/2017 1:32:00 PM
Awesome! Anything for the cash :)
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Date: 5/26/2017 8:58:00 AM
Hi Eve! Sorry I'm late with a "thanks for the visit!" huggadoodlies ~ j
Date: 4/20/2017 9:19:00 AM
His bones are very creaky as he reaches out to get cheeky…I think I would put some charmin toilet paper in his hands and run, lol! Fun one John!~Che :)
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Date: 5/2/2017 8:02:00 PM
Pleez accept apollogeez, mm Cheryl for my tardy "thank you for the visit" I been playing elsewhere lately. Hope are swell and sufficiently silly!!! Cheerdunkins ~ j
Date: 4/12/2017 4:42:00 PM
Not brash at all John. A way to a man's heart may be his stomach but diamonds are a girl's best friend.x
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Date: 5/2/2017 8:01:00 PM
Hi Jean. Thanks for the visit! Wow, am I ever waaaay behind. I haven't replied in almost a month. Haven't read much either, commented even less. SPRING FEVER (my excuse, been biking and hiking, oh, and trying to learn the guitar) CheeriodliOes and six pack of huggers!
Date: 4/11/2017 1:09:00 PM
lol...after some time all his fingers went numb...taking passes at her finely tuned bum...nothing felt right...not even a bite....he called to the heavens "take me I'm done"
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Date: 4/12/2017 8:52:00 AM
GOTD! Thanks Tim! Watta way to go, eh?
Date: 4/11/2017 11:52:00 AM
ha ha ha great one my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 4/12/2017 8:52:00 AM
;-)
Date: 4/11/2017 10:57:00 AM
Lol cheeky!
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Date: 4/12/2017 8:53:00 AM
I'll take it! ;-)