Short Friendship Humor Poems
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some people think us rowdy
we greet them with a howdy
and once in our barn
they get a tall yarn
and some apple pan dowdy.
I befriended a lesbian named Mary Lou
Enamored with women and all that they do
With her loving spree
As a man, I agree
And have to think, I might be a lesbian too!
Friend
Comforting familiarity
Lasting a lifetime
Yet even lifetimes end
Memories
Memories
Laughing uncontrollably
We should not
That makes it funnier
Hilarity
Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid
When about to open one's mouth and criticize
A dear friend of mine used to say:
Don't give advice 'tii you walk a mile in his shoes
Then you've got his shoes, and he's a mile away
My friends tell me I'm a 'tad neurotic'
though they really mean 'totally psychotic'
So around them, I show off my 'full schizoid'
~ picking my zits while reading Freud
In the shadow of a grassroots granary,
dendrites sprout and axons climb the tree.
A cloudburst of neuroplasticity
feeds the ripening grain
as each one brings a fertile brain,
demonstrably insane.
My latest piece is -1600 characters too long for the poetry section (sigh)
So it's under short stories. The URL is:
www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/merritt_and_the_power_of_charm_10833
I hope you like it.
Trees like friends are always around
They allow me to nestle beneath their shade
When it seems like good friends can never be found
I counted twenty-something tree friends I’ve already made!
Gwendolen Rix
5-20-14
Poor Ralph worried about his good friend's weight
O.B. City said, "Don't care if I'm late!"
Though Weight-Watchers next meeting
Was first-come, first-serve seating
O.B. City'd long been 'watching his weight'
This shelter, most sturdy
For friendship
Is by them erected;
The female.
Men scratch heads! When that on
The inside
Shrunk back from is measured
For a gale!
Violently overwrought.
Sob on sob.
Whiny. Bewilders! Noise
Off the scale!
Limerick : Once Gout which got a Lady in disease
Once Gout which got Lady in disease
Which meant she couldn’t hop ‘bout with ease
In doubt came together
With Louts feeling Super(ior)
To keep Gadabouts (from) eating Chinese.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
A puppeteer and a columnist
Two greeting persons of great talent
A writer and a simple artist
Met in New York on a bench God-sent
Acquaintance that brought humor and scent
To watchers and walkers awed with skill
Moving and talking puppets that shrill
I latest piece is too long the poem section - so it's in "Short Stories."
It's called "world cartoon"
I could shorten it - but why? *shrug* Here's the link:
www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/world_cartoon_10787
I hope you like it!
Mft dear freinde fraddledert
Wheend mft thnkeded ursted yewt,
Mft harte is sdanmiftte that yew arst gwond
For mft long to see mfte fraddedert tronca more,
Mft dear freinde oterrbkkt to mfttet.
written October 11, 2021
[For a full definition of Vogon,
see "Types of Poetry," please.]
She lives just down the street from everyone.
Older couples like to talk about her over coffee.
She is the salt of the earth, golden shafts of wheat
waving in wind. She walks her dog, and it sits.
Lines from Everyone's Sister by Mike Bayles
Liberum Divisa Poetry Contest
September 5, 2021
The eight merry maids of Montrose
Quite vexed that they can't touch their toes
began a regime
they worked as a team
but by Fall could just touch their nose
Discouraged they wept and just sat
Why couldn't they trim all that fat?
the plan was supreme
they all had a dream
Their plan was to eat cake and chat !
My new roommate Mary has a bad case of halitosis,
one day I told her and almost ended up with a fat lip,
unfortunately my roommate has breath and a temper like a bear,
truthfully her bad breath makes me want to leave the area,
having a birthday I gave her TheraBreath wishing I was the tooth fairy.
11-5-16
Most people that I meet,
Indoors or on the street,
Are essentially polite,
So, we don't get in a fight.
After I know them a while,
They may become hostile,
With opinions really strong,
And then I'm always wrong.
Later, I find they're insane,
And we become friends again.
The crazy phase is more fun
When all is said and done.
Just “Kiddin”
Miracle man
10/26/2024
Any story travels fast,
in a three dog town.
Moments from inception,
it will move crosstown.
Once a close group,
now fragmented friends.
Each waiting on the other,
to make amends.
It shouldn’t take much,
just issue a retraction.
For what began as a joke
got an overreaction.
*(These are some Senryu poems about bestfriends.) *
My best friends and I
can talk with each other with
facial expressions
Friends can face-slap
insult each other - we know
each other so well.
We can spend a whole
day, at the park, just sitting
on the swings chatting.
Ever looked at your
bestfriend and thought, “We should be
standup comedians.”
Here are more Senryu
poems about friendships.
Those who are your crew =]
Parents give advice
but our friends, knowing more, have
usable answers.
We laugh at the same
moments - at home, school, or play
- we have shared viewpoints.
We laugh at how we
won’t turn into our moms
but we know we will.
We share so many
inside jokes - we speak
our own language.
Baby bonfires, baby back ribs
Old whiskey, wine & cigars
Dark trees, bushes, and water
Lit by pale moon mist and the stars
Tunes that told tales
Of lost minds, hearts & souls
World's problems we all sought to mend
Raucous debate & laughed as we ate
While fishing poles swayed in the wind
Some Senryus about
Bestfriends - the kindred spirits
we're lucky to know.
Boys are "whatever,"
but bestfriends are forever.
That's the way it is.
We tell our secret
fantasies - that we exchange
in sworn secrecy.
Bestfriends: the girls you
only stay mad at briefly - 'cause
you've news for them!
A bestfriend would push
you into your crush and yell
"get some!" then run.
How you saw two enemies
Laughing at each other.
_________________________________
Now you see two former enemies
Laughing each other.
April 29/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris
Message:
It
Is
Very
Risky
To
Be
An
Investigator
And
Instigator
Between
Two
Strong
Enemies
Because
One
Day
You
Will
Be
Thrown
In
The
General
Bin.