Lubricant

Our Aunt Ada was so freaking old.
But she still craved great sex, we are told.
To a sex shop she went.
Her last dollars she spent
on the best lubricant that they sold.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Onclaud Avatar
July 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you are downright heelarious, andie...my aunt wants to.know the brandname of this lubricant, lol!
Evangeline Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Heh, I guess there's no maximum age limit for sex. Good luck on the contest!
Horne Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
LOL, had a chuckle - will read more next time (I'm trying to catch up with comments). At least I finally got around to Soup!!!
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'll take the chuckle
Alex Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
OMG! Such an outrightly interesting limerick. Great!
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
thanks
Empress Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Omg seriously haha sweet andrea haha i was looking at the prompt and thinking what? What on earth do i write for that and then i see this haha. Lolol you read my mind but i wouldn't dare post , i love how daring and funny you are hahahah! My cheeks hurt from smiling! Best wishes! This should win!
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
thanks for saying so, but I doubt it will win!
DiMino Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
All in the will -- to find a way:) Another slick gem. Brava!
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
thanks, Joe. this actually came to me in a flash. I hardly ever have that happen. I only needed to run and write it down!
Hawley Avatar
July 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Good for her! Old should not be a disqualification for THAT. This was an amazing fun read.
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Thanks so much
Lamoureux Avatar
July 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well good for Aunt Ada. It’s about time that she cums first. *lol*
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ha!
Allison Avatar
July 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
ha ha ha i hope she got a good servicing after her lubrication lol:-) hugs jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Yep. She will need it
Kendrick Avatar
July 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I wonder if it was Astroglide. Sparky aunt that you had. Thanks for sharing. If for a contest, it reads like a good contender to me. Way to go. Sara K
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
All made up of course
Manassian Avatar
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh my oh my oh my!!! Go Aunt Ada! This made me chuckle. Good one!
Rodrigues Avatar
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Way to go Aunt Ada…she bought an aid, ah! LOL
Dietrich Avatar
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ha
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