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Lubricant

Our Aunt Ada was so freaking old.
But she still craved great sex, we are told.
To a sex shop she went.
Her last dollars she spent
on the best lubricant that they sold.

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Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/13/2025 6:35:00 PM

you are downright heelarious, andie...my aunt wants to.know the brandname of this lubricant, lol!

Vanya Evangeline

Date: 7/12/2025 9:58:00 PM

Heh, I guess there's no maximum age limit for sex. Good luck on the contest!

Jack Horne

Date: 7/12/2025 11:14:00 AM

LOL, had a chuckle - will read more next time (I'm trying to catch up with comments). At least I finally got around to Soup!!!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:34:00 PM

I'll take the chuckle

Christuraj Alex

Date: 7/12/2025 9:28:00 AM

OMG! Such an outrightly interesting limerick. Great!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:34:00 PM

thanks

Ink Empress

Date: 7/12/2025 8:12:00 AM

Omg seriously haha sweet andrea haha i was looking at the prompt and thinking what? What on earth do i write for that and then i see this haha. Lolol you read my mind but i wouldn't dare post , i love how daring and funny you are hahahah! My cheeks hurt from smiling! Best wishes! This should win!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:34:00 PM

thanks for saying so, but I doubt it will win!

Joe Dimino

Date: 7/12/2025 6:06:00 AM

All in the will -- to find a way:) Another slick gem. Brava!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:35:00 PM

thanks, Joe. this actually came to me in a flash. I hardly ever have that happen. I only needed to run and write it down!

Miranda Hawley

Date: 7/11/2025 7:39:00 PM

Good for her! Old should not be a disqualification for THAT. This was an amazing fun read.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:57:00 PM

Thanks so much

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/11/2025 5:07:00 PM

Well good for Aunt Ada. It’s about time that she cums first. *lol*

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:56:00 PM

Ha!

Jan Allison

Date: 7/11/2025 1:56:00 PM

ha ha ha i hope she got a good servicing after her lubrication lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:57:00 PM

Yep. She will need it

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/11/2025 1:15:00 PM

I wonder if it was Astroglide. Sparky aunt that you had. Thanks for sharing. If for a contest, it reads like a good contender to me. Way to go. Sara K

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/12/2025 12:57:00 PM

All made up of course