Short Freaked Out Poems

she freaked out
gladiolus and ring
he on his knees

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2016-01-22...

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Spelling's such a stupid thing
    to get freaked out about

  Of this, I am very shure
    ~ In fact, I have no dout...

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Once new an Aussie gal named Liz
Who always knew which way to give
More than routine
This sex machine
Freaked out each time at the sight of her biz...

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Encountering unicorns at the zoo
Sally freaked out when they started to moo
   She told her big brother
   He said not to bother
Those unicorns had turned into beef stew...

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I've never felt so freaked out
is this true
my soul and you
i have so much love to give
wish i only knew
are you my reflection
i shadow you
lust and confusion
there is magic here...

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Don't get it, this time space continuum thingy
I'm freaked out by this concept as I sit in my dinghy
Just leave me be
No crazy talk for me
Though my knowledge surpasses that of a piggy...

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Don't get it, this time space continuum thingy
I'm freaked out by this concept as I sit in my dinghy
Just leave me be
No crazy talk for me
But my knowledge surely surpasses that of a piggy...

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Got walloped today, driving conditions were treacherous
Freaked out my freaker, you guys were way too generous
I know it ain't over
But that was a grosser
Next time warn me so I can hibernatious...

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Splish Splash, I was taking a bath round about half-past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
He was gone, freaked out at the sight of my weenie...

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Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
Pish Posh, he was gone, guess he freaked out at the size of my weenie


(Thanks to my new friend, Lin Lane)


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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When you are feeling down, keep your toes pointed and keep dancing. When your friends about to move, keep your toes pointed and keep on dancing. When you are stressed or freaked out, keep on dancing. Stay strong, stay calm, you got this. You are graceful, put a smile on your face. Dance is life, so keep dancing, keep living....

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Again September,
pain we feel
when at dawn
Victor Jara was waiting
the death...
Again September,
horror we feel
remembering the eleventh
in the fall of the towers...
That's when even fear
freaked out...
Again September,
the expected peace,
when Jesus rejoices in us,
  with his return,
and that it be in spring
of love and humanity...!...

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A darkened room
    sickly light
  Sense the fright
    near midnight

  Creaky door
    cracks in floor
  Hoot-owl screams
    Poof! go dreams 

  Full Moon hovers
    duck under covers
  Witches stream by
    blacken the sky

  Goblins prowl
    nasty howls
  Ghosts in sheets
    haunt the streets

  Black cats screech
    Spiders reach --
  There's no doubt
    I'm freaked out...

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The mirror in the other room

has recently filled me with gloom.

One early morn I looked in it

and got freaked out; I looked like S@%#T!

Light so dim revealed the reflection of my doom.


(It was truly freaky that one day. I really hate the mirror in that room!
Gotta get me a prescription of Retin-A right away!)

9/5/14 by Andrea Dietrich
for nette onclaud's Reflection of a Florette Poetry Contest...

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Young couple walking down the dark, empty street, a little freaked out by the aggressive 
blackness of the night.  It crowds around, silently snarling.

Suddenly, a flash of movement.  There was just time to wonder what the hell was THAT, 
when the world becomes a sharp, painful blur.  Scales blending with dagger teeth, a 
nightmare in green.  Blood, festive red, gleaming on the pavement.

Guess St. George didn't get ALL the dragons.........

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