Short Freaked Out Poems

she freaked out
gladiolus and ring
he on his knees

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2016-01-22...

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Spelling's such a stupid thing
    to get freaked out about

  Of this, I am very shure
    ~ In fact, I have no dout...

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My aunt Joan was a madcap 
And she sat down on my lap 
When I creaked 
She was freaked 
Honored me with slime and slap...

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Once new an Aussie gal named Liz
Who always knew which way to give
More than routine
This sex machine
Freaked out each time at the sight of her biz...

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Encountering unicorns at the zoo
Sally freaked out when they started to moo
   She told her big brother
   He said not to bother
Those unicorns had turned into beef stew...

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Where are my meds, must have my meds
Dreaming about zombies without any heads
So scary, I'm freaked
Leaving a brown streak
Hope I can sleep in Mommy's big bed...

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I've never felt so freaked out
is this true
my soul and you
i have so much love to give
wish i only knew
are you my reflection
i shadow you
lust and confusion
there is magic here...

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Have had this beard since nineteen-sixty-two
Shaved it off once, freaked me out, others too
The underneath face
Sure left a bad taste
So now I'm known as Mr. Greybeard to youse...

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Saw the reincarnation of Elvis last night
Was blown away at this amazing sight
It was Elvis for sure
Back from yonder shore
Was freaked, my complexion turned a very bright white...

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Where are my meds, must have my meds
Dreaming about zombies without any heads
So scary, I'm freaked
Leaving a brown streak
Hope I can sleep in Mommy's big bed


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Don't get it, this time space continuum thingy
I'm freaked out by this concept as I sit in my dinghy
Just leave me be
No crazy talk for me
Though my knowledge surpasses that of a piggy...

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Don't get it, this time space continuum thingy
I'm freaked out by this concept as I sit in my dinghy
Just leave me be
No crazy talk for me
But my knowledge surely surpasses that of a piggy...

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"Freaked"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

As Beauty can dwell
Every freaky game held
In justified, kind lust
meaning new orgasms plus
quests rarely seen
through useful vaginal wings
xxx-rating your zing


9-22-15...

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Got walloped today, driving conditions were treacherous
Freaked out my freaker, you guys were way too generous
I know it ain't over
But that was a grosser
Next time warn me so I can hibernatious...

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Santa Claus was trimming his tree

when his cat shrieked like a banshee

Freaked, Santa fell from the ladder

and groaned, "I emptied my bladder."




12/20/2020
Christmas Chastushka
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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Splish Splash, I was taking a bath round about half-past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
He was gone, freaked out at the sight of my weenie...

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She wasn’t far off basis, I am some what of a pervert. But what she didn’t know is that
her magnificent tits helped me see things a little bit clearer, I had a  boob inspired
epiphany.
I wanted to thank her, but it would only have freaked her out.
Especially since I had a boner…....

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He rose
She watched
He paused
She gazed
He twitched
She sighed
He packed
She froze
He waited
She turned
He glanced
She shivered
He moved
She whispered
He paced
She sobbed
He freaked
She called
He frowned
She pleaded
He kissed
She wept
He turned
She knew
He left...

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He rose
She watched
He paused
She gazed
He twitched
She sighed
He packed
She froze
He waited
She turned
He glanced
She shivered
He moved
She whispered
He paced
She sobbed
He freaked
She called
He frowned
She pleaded
He kissed
She wept
He turned
She knew
He left...

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I freaked when I saw you
and didn't know what to do
It still bothers me a few days later
I could have spared you at least two letters
But what would I have to say?
Oh...I'll be in my safe haven again soon
One more week and I'll be fine
But that look will continue to bother me
because I know you saw me...

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Pish Posh, I was taking a bawth round about half past three
When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree
He was leering and when
I looked back again
Pish Posh, he was gone, guess he freaked out at the size of my weenie


(Thanks to my new friend, Lin Lane)


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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When you are feeling down, keep your toes pointed and keep dancing. When your friends about to move, keep your toes pointed and keep on dancing. When you are stressed or freaked out, keep on dancing. Stay strong, stay calm, you got this. You are graceful, put a smile on your face. Dance is life, so keep dancing, keep living....

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Tall pine
log line

Big Jack's 
long axe

Swung hard
no guard

Thick trunk
housed skunk

Tree creaked
skunk freaked

Skunk sprayed
Jack paid

Axe head
blood red

Jack's cost
toes lost

Tale goes
two toes

Jack's fame
new name!



Poetry contest:   Your Footle Poem
Sponsor:              Judy Konos...

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Again September,
pain we feel
when at dawn
Victor Jara was waiting
the death...
Again September,
horror we feel
remembering the eleventh
in the fall of the towers...
That's when even fear
freaked out...
Again September,
the expected peace,
when Jesus rejoices in us,
  with his return,
and that it be in spring
of love and humanity...!...

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I'm sorry but you freak me out, it's like you get in my mind,
You say everything I'm thinking about almost every time,
I cannot comprehend this and I cannot fathom why,
The heat rushes right through me and I get flustered every time,
At first it was once in a while but then it became quite constant,
I tried not to pay attention to it but then it felt as if you were part of my conscious,...

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