Splish Splash

Splish Splash, I was taking a bath round about half-past three When all of a sudden in my window I spied a man in a tree He was leering and when I looked back again He was gone, freaked out at the sight of my weenie
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Cunningham Avatar
March 4, 2020 at 8:01 AM
That's the price of fame, paparazzi everywhere, bet them pics will be worth something.
Ellison Avatar
March 4, 2020 at 8:14 AM
I know!!! Think I'll go into seclusion for a while till the ladies recover! LOL
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 4, 2020 at 7:47 AM
BA HA HA!!!!! ;D,
Ellison Avatar
March 4, 2020 at 8:02 AM
Freaked out at the LARGENESS!!! Not bragging, of course, just facts! LOL XOX
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace