The Bladder Fell Off the Ladder

At tender old age
This man doesn't have IT
The  BLADDER fell off the LADDER
While fogetting to take a -HIT

Flabby  fish wants  BAIT
But nothin' a comin'
The BELLY turning JELLY
A reality that I especially HATE

Advancing TIMER
Dreading ALZHEIMERS
The bulge is unsightly
and so is his MANNERS

Coming to TERMS
Before I get WORMS
Stay away from this geezer
Before you get my GERMS!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

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