Short Fbi Poems

Facebook 
Bureau of
Investigation....

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No I 
Don’t want
To be
FBI
Or a secret 
Agent, none 
Of that...

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Daddy is an FBI agent he tells me.
But it’s a secret. Shh!
This surprises me.
On TV they do not tell their children....

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Some men are against Women's Lib
So the FBI told a fib
If men aren't on top
They can't get the drop
On curves from an Insolent Rib...

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J. Edgar Hover

Was a political mover.

He ran the F.B.I. with success

Despite the rumors he liked to cross-dress....

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While We Would Pass By

while we would pass by
out us we had heard trump cry
lie to fbi

Jim Horn

Can you imagine Trump doing that....

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Trump's Security Clearance is void
And a Florida judge is annoyed
She wanted to see
How Trump's latest plea
Shifts the blame to an FBI droid...

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Judge Brett Kavanaugh has no fears
Of FBI back-tracking years
On every attack
His friends have his back
Since Brett wore his Mickey Mouse ears!...

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Prison proofed man.'
This hero is Aussie Assange.!
Innocent as charged.)

Flying in the face
Disgraced FBI..' never us!
Australians rising now.!...

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The savings could social work buy
Yet Defund Police we won't try
That plan seemed too rash
But Trump’s agent Kash
Would trash and defund FBI...

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He’s got a dirt bunker in the back yard he says.
Why? I ask.
To hide from the cops.
And the FBI another kid says.
They surely are full of sassy stories in this trailer park....

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Now On A Haiku Kick

Does sound weird to me,
Or else we have to assume
World is full of it.

Jim Horn 

FBI and then
NSA likely is next;
Delve into the facts.

Jim Horn...

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Ever so beautiful
Ever so sublime
If stealing hearts was illegal 
You'd be living a life of crime
A sure top 10
FBI, the most wanted
Desired for your beauty and the way that
You flaunt it...

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Erratic police chases are popular
TV full of FBI agents
Fascinating entertainment today
Vice cops on fourteen shows
I am an armchair detective
Solving crimes as I eat potato chips and ice cream...

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Purose and Meaning

What was Trump's purpose and meaning
Information we should start screening
All of it start searching through
Just like FBI tries to do
My head off wall went careening.

Jim...

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Uniforms look crisp and smart
Designing them is a keen art
Police, FBI and police wear them
Most look manly, not the least fem
If I had one, I’d feel six foot tall
No one would call me “babe”or”doll”...

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Untrue, harmless, "I phoned Schwarzenegger..."
True, harmless boast: "I love my Srinagar.” 
Surreal:  "The shark killed me."
Dubious: “FBI? John, it’s me. ”
True, untrue, dubious— or just a swagger?

***...

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Never Do Lie to FBI


On someone we will always rely,
Which are both the CIA and FBI;
First detected;
Then corrected;
To neither one should you lie.

Jim Horn

Of course resulting from listening
to news on TV....

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solve em.dissolve em.we walled em off and called em
the f.b.i. done cleared my eye
and the floor be done be crawled em
lawed em,in 54
saw em,when we wore
baldin,and the moores
taller than they were
shot em
to a store...

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FBI
Allah
Iraq
cocaine
Bomb Bomb Bomb
Gun
die die die
smuftee
hash
Bush
bullet bullet 
knife
marijuana
kill or be killed
death
drugs
heroine
New world Order
KKK
white power
snuff
crack crack crack
kuwait
UFO
Satan...

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The USA has its 
CIA
FBI
Russia has its
GRU
England has its
MI5-6-7-8-
Saudi Arab
(Least they don't try and hide the truth)
Has a
Death squad
Australia
Well they call Thiers
North Force
Each country has there
Cowards that be...

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sale a baked cookie.children,nookie nookie is good for you.boo,im a witch,and a 
stitch in time saves fine,ask me a question.bet i keep you guessing.call wesson 
oil,see if the pot boils or steams.hes being mean.thats the thing.ring,its the F.B.I....

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Richard Nixon was the president’s name
It was Watergate that brought him shame
They wanted to impeach him, the F.B.I.
But he resigned before they could try.








Written 21st of March 2019
Celebrity or famous person clerihew contest.
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin....

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Exhausted entities
To breath in the exhaust
Fumes will be your fuel
Who's the fool now?
Drowning in a pool of your own spit
To find the perfect fit
Falling into a pit of ash
Uncovering your secret stash of secrets...
The truth will spill out
Get your fill of lies
Because every human's a spie of the FBI...

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A girl with cleavage on display
Invites a lad to pitch some hay
And those who are shy
Will learn by and by
Its harder(?) when you're old and gray! 

Trump's stash of blue pills you should know
Were claimed to be Miracle Grow
He thought blue was green
And made such a scene
The FBI just let him goi!...

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