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A girl with cleavage on display Invites a lad to pitch some hay And those who are shy Will learn by and by Its harder(?) when you're old and gray! Trump's stash of blue pills you should know Were claimed to be Miracle Grow He thought blue was green And made such a scene The FBI just let him goi!

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Date: 8/11/2022 1:03:00 AM
Did he wash them down with bleach lol Tom
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/11/2022 10:48:00 AM
When one considers Trump's "remedy" for COVID-19, Miracle Grow is not far-fetched! Aloha!
Date: 8/10/2022 1:14:00 PM
I hope for his wife's sake that those little pills stopped working ;)
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/11/2022 10:48:00 AM
I suspect Trump preferred the Miracle Grow as remedy for his bald head as well? Aloha!
Date: 8/10/2022 11:13:00 AM
another gem from you, rico, and a double-limerick at that! love the "miracle grow" reference - so funny!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/10/2022 11:16:00 AM
"Softies" need all the help they can get! Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha!