Fart

Your fart is filled with toxic fumes
that nobody can stand,
If there's to be a fart got talent,
I'm sure yours will be grand.

06/01/17
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Ajmal Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 11:22 AM
Ahh, such a funny poem, I don t know that that person should be proud of it that he s going to win the competition( a talent is a talent) or ashamed, that certainly is wierd when you re sitting in crowd and someone do such a thing
Martin Avatar
January 29, 2017 at 3:36 PM
Funny how this caught my eye when I looked at your poems. Deserves a pungent pumper prize! Like it! :-)
White Avatar
January 14, 2017 at 11:57 AM
Ahahahaha, I love that :D I bet that Frank Herrera would love your poem!.... http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/farts_and_fine_friends_864387 ....
Lawton Avatar
January 9, 2017 at 6:55 AM
LOL. Jamie subject people get embarrassed about but we all do it. I find it funny. Good for you. xx
Pan Avatar
January 9, 2017 at 7:50 AM
Thanks! Your comment is greatly appreciated :)
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