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He's Having a Fart Attack Ii

Art’s doctor prescribed lactulose
Wife Betty’s seen holding her nose
I’m sorry for Arty
The meds make him farty
But Betty is near comatose

03/20/21

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Daniel Schack

April 8, 2021 at 9:04 AM

Funny.

Sara Kendrick

March 22, 2021 at 4:24 AM

Poor Betty. Humor the best medicine. I needed some medicine today. Your presence at my page was delightful. Sara

Jan Allison

March 22, 2021 at 11:43 AM

thanks Sara i know not everyone likes my humour but at the end of the day we all trump or fart from time to time ... some more than others lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

March 22, 2021 at 2:00 AM

So much fun! With us it's the dog; she is the best one in the house - the queen of farty.

Jan Allison

March 22, 2021 at 11:42 AM

ha ha ha glad we dont have a dog them lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

March 21, 2021 at 6:03 PM

I had the walking ones right after coffee this morning. lol I loved it Jan. :)

Jan Allison

March 22, 2021 at 11:41 AM

hot to trot eh Mark lol

Michelle Faulkner

March 21, 2021 at 4:00 PM

I can sympathize with Betty, I'm in the same boat - one of these days I'm going to paint my hubby like a skunk!

Jan Allison

March 22, 2021 at 11:41 AM

haha ha you made me lol ... I know this med can really cause bad flatulence lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

March 21, 2021 at 3:58 PM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious. I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

March 22, 2021 at 11:31 AM

thanks so much Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

March 21, 2021 at 2:14 PM

My sympathies to Betty! I didn't know milk made us "farty." LOL Enjoyed, Jan! Hugs, carolyn

Jan Allison

March 21, 2021 at 2:17 PM

Lactulose is for constipation lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

March 21, 2021 at 1:01 PM

very funny, jan! thanks for the grin...

Jan Allison

March 21, 2021 at 2:16 PM

my pleasure my friend:-) hugs Jan x

David Kavanagh

March 21, 2021 at 12:11 PM

Ha great one Jan, I do be near comatose when my retriever lies beside my chair at nighttime, I’m campaigning for a proctology section on the soup, exclusively for you and Tom, cheers David

Jan Allison

March 21, 2021 at 2:16 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx