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He's Having a Fart Attack Ii

Art’s doctor prescribed lactulose
Wife Betty’s seen holding her nose
I’m sorry for Arty
The meds make him farty
But Betty is near comatose

03/20/21

humorouswindlimerick

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Daniel Schack

Date: 4/8/2021 9:04:00 AM

Funny.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/22/2021 4:24:00 AM

Poor Betty. Humor the best medicine. I needed some medicine today. Your presence at my page was delightful. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2021 11:43:00 AM

thanks Sara i know not everyone likes my humour but at the end of the day we all trump or fart from time to time ... some more than others lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/22/2021 2:00:00 AM

So much fun! With us it's the dog; she is the best one in the house - the queen of farty.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2021 11:42:00 AM

ha ha ha glad we dont have a dog them lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 3/21/2021 6:03:00 PM

I had the walking ones right after coffee this morning. lol I loved it Jan. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2021 11:41:00 AM

hot to trot eh Mark lol

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 3/21/2021 4:00:00 PM

I can sympathize with Betty, I'm in the same boat - one of these days I'm going to paint my hubby like a skunk!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2021 11:41:00 AM

haha ha you made me lol ... I know this med can really cause bad flatulence lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/21/2021 3:58:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious. I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2021 11:31:00 AM

thanks so much Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/21/2021 2:14:00 PM

My sympathies to Betty! I didn't know milk made us "farty." LOL Enjoyed, Jan! Hugs, carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2021 2:17:00 PM

Lactulose is for constipation lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/21/2021 1:01:00 PM

very funny, jan! thanks for the grin...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2021 2:16:00 PM

my pleasure my friend:-) hugs Jan x

David Kavanagh

Date: 3/21/2021 12:11:00 PM

Ha great one Jan, I do be near comatose when my retriever lies beside my chair at nighttime, I’m campaigning for a proctology section on the soup, exclusively for you and Tom, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2021 2:16:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx