Mike Gentile Poet Limerick

Fart In a Bar

There’s no sense in chasing a fart in a bar
        The culprit now surely has travelled afar
The deed has been done
      And they’re on the run
Just order a drink and then light a cigar!

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Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:29 PM ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx Mike Gentile October 6, 2021 at 6:49 PM Thanks Jan !!!

Gershon Wolf October 5, 2021 at 12:20 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No wonder 'Lite' Beer got so popular! ~ Old Stogey Mike Gentile October 6, 2021 at 6:49 PM Lol, thanks GW!!

Alexis Y. October 2, 2021 at 9:45 AM Lol! Mike, You have penned such a hilarious limerick. I echo what Caren said, great ending. Best wishes in the contest. Have a day and weekend;-) Alexis Mike Gentile October 3, 2021 at 5:10 AM Thanks so much Alexis xxoo

Caren Krutsinger September 30, 2021 at 11:41 AM Love the ending! Mike Gentile September 30, 2021 at 12:03 PM Thanks again Caren!!

Heidi Sands September 30, 2021 at 10:24 AM Lol! Great one Mike. Thanks for the laugh. Yes, cigar scent will help dismiss it! :) Mike Gentile September 30, 2021 at 10:33 AM Thank you so much Heidi, Happy Thursday xxoo

L Milton Hankins September 30, 2021 at 9:31 AM Good idea, Mike. I'm going to keep that in mind whether I am the guilty one or not. Escape the area! Funny, funny. Good luck in the contest. Mike Gentile September 30, 2021 at 10:33 AM Thanks so much Milton !!