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Fart In a Bar

There’s no sense in chasing a fart in a bar The culprit now surely has travelled afar The deed has been done And they’re on the run Just order a drink and then light a cigar!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 10/6/2021 1:29:00 PM
ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mike Gentile
Date: 10/6/2021 6:49:00 PM
Thanks Jan !!!
Date: 10/5/2021 12:20:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No wonder 'Lite' Beer got so popular! ~ Old Stogey
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Mike Gentile
Date: 10/6/2021 6:49:00 PM
Lol, thanks GW!!
Date: 10/2/2021 9:45:00 AM
Lol! Mike, You have penned such a hilarious limerick. I echo what Caren said, great ending. Best wishes in the contest. Have a day and weekend;-) Alexis
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Mike Gentile
Date: 10/3/2021 5:10:00 AM
Thanks so much Alexis xxoo
Date: 9/30/2021 11:41:00 AM
Love the ending!
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Mike Gentile
Date: 9/30/2021 12:03:00 PM
Thanks again Caren!!
Date: 9/30/2021 10:24:00 AM
Lol! Great one Mike. Thanks for the laugh. Yes, cigar scent will help dismiss it! :)
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Mike Gentile
Date: 9/30/2021 10:33:00 AM
Thank you so much Heidi, Happy Thursday xxoo
Date: 9/30/2021 9:31:00 AM
Good idea, Mike. I'm going to keep that in mind whether I am the guilty one or not. Escape the area! Funny, funny. Good luck in the contest.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 9/30/2021 10:33:00 AM
Thanks so much Milton !!

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