Owd Fart

You linger just like a foul smell ... I've come to accept you're just an old fart! 5/17/19
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Horne Avatar
May 27, 2019 at 2:33 PM
ROFL, LOVE this
Doll Avatar
May 19, 2019 at 9:13 AM
Jan, you made me laugh out loud with this gem. So funny. All the best~ Wattrn
Rigoler Avatar
May 19, 2019 at 7:51 AM
Haha! Old farts are the worse kind, Jan, which is why I expel mine ASAP before they can do real damage. Thanks for stopping by. / M
Dietrich Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 12:47 PM
haha, GREAT poem, Jan.
Sergi Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 7:50 AM
I love the essence your poem, Jan. and the way you evoke humor. Keep smiling and make us laugh!
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 7:58 AM
Thanks Ralph I has fun with this one, glad it made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Rose  Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 6:08 AM
old watered down fart lol, you tickled me silly. Life is so serious what would we do without your sense of humor, stay on it Jan, and have a great day xo
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 7:54 AM
Thanks Pixie my serious muse is finally being eclipsed by humour, being in the cancer hospital with hubby for a week was a humbling experience, he still has another 4 1/2 weeks to go but is doing well:-) hugs Jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 8:35 PM
Well isn't this the loveliest poem I have ever read. Ha! Have a nice weekend, Jan. I am thinking about you both.
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 12:45 AM
lol Caren:-) hugs Jan xx
Sands Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 6:00 PM
Lol ...great one Jan :)
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 12:45 AM
thanks for your support Heidi - I need it in more ways than one lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 1:55 PM
Does your title have a 'code id its dose?!!' Hilarious, whatever the case! Poetry hugs, gw
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 12:46 AM
yes the owd was done on purpose its based on an accent from when I was younger ' you're just an owd fart' lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 1:28 PM
Ive known a few like that over the years lol.
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 12:47 AM
me too lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Andresen Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 1:03 PM
:)))
Allison Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 6:04 PM
:-):-):-) hugs Jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 11:34 AM
LOL!!!! ;D xomo <3
Allison Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 11:52 AM
thanks Mo:-) hugs Jan xx
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