Short Farmer Poems

Short Farmer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Farmer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Farmer by length and keyword.


Premium Member Haiku: Traditional 20

stars felt, hands unseen
farmer brailles spring-drilled furrows
life saving compass

Brian Johnston
December 26, 2015
Form: Haiku


Draught In Southern Tamilnadu,India

dry water resources 
                        withered trees, crops 
                        farmer throws hands skywards
Form: Haiku

Bumpy Ride

Said Stan to sweet farmer Sue
I like this thing that you do
That bumpy ride
Sure saved my hide
And that’s real fine howdy do!
Form: Limerick

Rain 7

It is raining now
The farmer is sowing seeds
Green greed leaps in eyes
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Kolkata 27/5/20160
Form: Haiku

Nippy

Your typical Texan farmer
Would never attempt to harm her
But it is so cold
And they are so old
They need to feel her handwarmer
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Harmful

Giles owned his farm
He did not do anyone harm.
Until a fierce hurricane,
And thunderous rain,
Gave Farmer Giles cause for alarm.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member autumn bicker

a farmer under a tree

remarked when stung by a bee

seems each september

rain or fair weather

we seldom seem to agree.
Form: Limerick

Christmas Fare - Well

Geese and Turkeys had good reason

To deplore the festive season

Since the farmer didn’t bluff

When he promised them good stuff

Premium Member talking turkey

pilgrim turkeys sensing dread

scurry into an old shed

farmer hear our plea

nest we in a tree

and dear friend we are ill bred.
Form: Limerick

The Farm

A farmer was selling his farm
When suddenly he was alarm
When the animals got mad
Some even were sad
So, they swood the farmer with charm
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Produce

The farmer produces
                           produce on his very
                                                     productive farm......

I'M a Farmer

I'm a farmer 
Tired with cultivation,
Planted seed 
Here and there
In the sky over,
Never I have known 
What crop where
It got grown up.

Premium Member Nuckin Futz

A peanut farmer named Futz
Slipped and fell and crushed his nuts
Two nuts in a shell
Went crunch when he fell
Without nuts he’s just a putz
Form: Limerick

Crisp Apples

For my loves breast,
Are like crisp apples,
So ripe,
So firm, 
and so delicious,
For I'm am like a farmer,
That can't wait too taste them.

Premium Member farm dog

once an old dog named percy

licked a farmer quite slurply

then a homeless cow

with mimicked bowwow

licked them both without mercy.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Farmer Fred Shed's

Farmer Fred went on a diet
Nancy said, “You got to try it”
Fred began to “Feel the Noize”
Tooting like the Beastie Boys
Really it was Quiet Riot
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Farmer Mcgillicuddy

Poor old Farmer McGillicuddy
He’s somewhat of a fuddy-duddy
   He plows with an ox
   All progress he blocks
No wonder his corn tastes so cruddy
Form: Limerick

Farmer Joe

There was a farmer named Joe
Who took his sheep dog to a show.
Joe started to weep
Instead of mustering sheep
His dog lined up seagulls in a row.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member old farmer tale

once an old horse named chester

impressing his nag esther

clumped up a tall tree

until about three

then clumped back down to best her.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Irony

The farmer sowed seeds and said: 
These will, by God, surely sprout;
Not he; those got, by them, fed,
Turned hippopotamus-stout...!


03 May 2022
Form: Rhyme

Lamb - Lion

I tip-toed onto the grass a meek little lamb to be fattened up by the farmer,

I shall leave the field a strutting lion with the farmer in my stomach
Form:

Premium Member Don'T Call Me

Alexander Graham Bell
Phoned the farmer in the dell.
The farmer, wakened from his slumber
Yelled at him and growled, "Wrong number".

won 6th place
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member day in the country

light lamb frolicking
the pasture is her playground
smiles from her fans

farmer does his chores
chop chop chop says his loud axe
day in the country
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Sanctuary

Tiny quail
Hiding in corn patch
Motionless .......
Kindhearted farmer
Leaves stalks for cover





For Chris's contest

No. 1 in three way tie.
Form: Tanka

Dolly Parton's Neighbours

A tenant farmer strummed one note
That some would argue Chopin wrote
Neighbours heard that sound
And plowed up his ground
Monotony sure got their goat!
Form: Limerick

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