Short Experts Poems

Experts know how to
tickle properly, while most
laymen mistickle....

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Experts bah!

Lies and spin the Brexit crew, knew not, that they knew not what to do....

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today the experts
sole objective to create
a need for their need

© Harry J Horsman  2018...

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Precisely where the "experts" said none could ever be:

Light blazing brighter than the sun in the sky itself....

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Persistence
Haiku: by Miracle Man
6/1/2023

When things are easy
everyone becomes experts
Trials begat success
...

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Two Texans went up to a judge
And asked the best place to buy fudge
"Both East and West
SCOTUS is best
They're experts at gift-wrapping sludge!"...

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I don’t care what
the experts say,

sleep is such
elusive prey,

except when I’m at
work. But hey…

…can’t sleep at
night, so I crash in
the day....

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Experts know it all,
	Egos so big they disrupt
		Help they could give - me



Written September 23, 2012
For Black-Eyed Susan’s contest
“Senryu- no nature poems”...

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haiku has no
punctuation
i can buy that

haiku has no
capitals
got it

haiku has no
adjectives

so many 
experts

i choose to
be my own
haiku guru
now...

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For My Investment Experts

Things often  may be hard to digest;
What we will do  that is always best,
A rise,
Realize
Should always buy stock and invest.

Jim Horn...

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Can a poem be about a poem?
Many people don't think so-um.
Does poem rhyme with poem?
Experts would say no-um.
So is this poem a real poem?
I guess we'll never know-um....

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You walk by a plot in a cemetery
You hear a knock, it makes you hairy
Call the crane experts
Help you dig the dirt
Probably just a recently deceased's fairy...

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'Experts' assured us the Cold War was over
       that Russia’s a bit player now

    My hat’s off to them: We’ve got a Hot War brewing ~
       but Russia’s on offense, somehow...

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Today I’m thankful for love, and gardens and libraries
for many philosophers and experts have agreed…
If you have 
love, 
a garden 
and a library…
you have everything you need....

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Trump A Total Insult

With many experts we would consult;
To our democracy Trump is total insult,
And did find,
A narrow mind,
And he ended up being a horrible result.

Jim Horn...

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A Math Whiz! A veritable Einstein!
Quarky and quirky, a tangent his Shrine
   He never combed his hair
   His sockless feet were bare
Experts wondered: Would this guy's stars align?...

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They are vain, quarrelsome men
Bloated, opinionated,
Untidy, men cosseted 
By the academic life,
The literary life—smug,
Tell you what authors are in
Or out. They know best—of course....

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Poem At Peak of Perfection

About my many poems things do seek;
Constructive criticism is great critique;
So have no fear;
Experts are here;
Poem perfection soon will reach its peak.

Jim Horn...

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A handsome Greek with able physique
Met a middle-aged woman called Monique,
They were both emerging from a fixing clinique
Experts in plastic surgery technique,
Now they both don't look so antique....

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Pandemic is holding us hostage now
Elderly, the sick and the feeble
Experts pretend to know answers
To wear or not wear a mask
The coronavirus
Many blame China
Shelter in place
USA
Rampant
Fear...

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If we can't see atoms, are we sure they exist
All the experts say yes, in fact they insist
These invisible devils
Confuse our brain pebbles
Will I kill a bunch if I smash down my fist?...

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If we can't see atoms, are we sure they exist
All the experts say yes, in fact they insist
These invisible devils
Confuse our brain pebbles
Will I kill a bunch if I smash down my fist?...

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If we can't see atoms, are we sure they exist
All the experts say yes, in fact, they insist
These invisible devils
Confuse our brain pebbles
Will I kill a bunch if I smash down my fist?...

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If we can't see atoms, are we sure they exist
All the experts say yes, in fact, they insist
These invisible devils
Confuse our brain pebbles
Will I kill a bunch if I smash down my fist?...

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Experts Speculated and Simulated

Had heard that some experts speculated,
Must learn how things  can be simulated;
Choir singing;
Better off being,
And parish again soon will be stimulated.

Jim Horn...

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