Short Excrement Poems
Short Excrement Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Excrement by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Excrement by length and keyword.
Excrement and urine
Tears and spit
Wax and vomit
Snot and sweat
Hair and nails
Rust and breath
Words and verses
Seeds and milk
Categories:
excrement, introspection,
Form:
Blank verse
san Francisco
baghdad by the bay
doth in excrement lay
Panagiota Romios
5/3/2019
6:45pm PST
Categories:
excrement, america, anger, city,
Form:
Senryu
I don’t want to ever implement
A device to get out excrement
When constipated
Food’s over rated
Stinks to use this to any extent
Russell Sivey
Categories:
excrement, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
If apple ate a pear?
And digested it, would excrementbe wine?
2/25/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©
Categories:
excrement, adventure, analogy, angst, anxiety, confusion, metaphor,
Form:
Questionku
When a know-it-all paints the wall
With your silhouette in excrement...
Do not engage the louse,
For a fly does not enter a closed mouth.
8/15/2019
Categories:
excrement, insect, people,
Form:
Epigram
HAIKU - THE CAT LEAPS ON THE COUNTER
The mid-day cat leaps
onto the counter, meows;
I am making lunch.
HAIKU - POLITICS "A LA TRUMP"
The winter ass brays,
rolling in its excrement.
God loves a joke.
Categories:
excrement, allegory, humorous, nature, word play,
Form:
Haiku
"Crap," number 2 stool
I gotta go, discharge waste
excrement matters
10/23/23
1st Place placement in Contest
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2023
A Hi-Poo s e n r y u poetry contest
Sponsored by: John lawless
Categories:
excrement, adventure, analogy, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Senryu
If doctors emphasize managing disease but not reducing their presence and incidence (eg. cancers), then medicine is similar to managing excrement: keep it out of sight, but NOT reduce it. Remember, there is always a good Dr. Crap, too
Categories:
excrement, career, community, education, health, inspirational, psychological, slavery,
Form:
Prose
Bone damp silence pervades
A dark winter's night
On the streets of Dublin
Old tired bones rustle under cardboard
Dank smells of human neglect
Of excrement, sweat and hunger
No joyous laughter here
Just desperation, pain
And lonliness
Categories:
excrement, life
Form:
Imagism
Crap dung excrement;
Discharged BM;
Defecation discharge fecal matter;
~
Wasted number two;
Deuce feculence faces manure;
Poop muck droppings ordure;
~
Guano guand cowpats
Dung know
4/26/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020
Categories:
excrement, allegory, analogy, humor, word play,
Form:
Free verse
When Cheech and Chong evaluate,
they do not say, "this stuff is great."
A fly, too, expresses merriment
when landing on fresh excrement.
Using his best English diction,
he doesn't rankle, nor cause friction,
"Allow me to say, if you permit,
this is really good...isn't it?"
Categories:
excrement, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
A downtrodden,
Forswunk, forlorn, fortuitist
Or distrusted flurry.
Formulist, forswatt, formidable,
And excruciate person.
Exceptional, exasperate or excommunicated,
Depressed, execrate excrement for mankind,
Poor or disappointed,
Disadvantage, disavow human,
Indigestion indology.
Categories:
excrement, on writing and words
Form:
Imagism
Awareness drifts in a pool of sinew, flesh, fat, muscle, cartilage, hair, nail, bone, sodden skin, fluid, bile, excrement, blood, swirling in the maelstrom; in its belly thought.
Clarity forgotten, dissolved, flushed down the drain without Mercy.
Bon Secours,
Bon Voyage.
©dbyrne June 2014
Categories:
excrement, allusion, death, dedication,
Form:
Free verse
I’m tired of people
slinging hash
and calling it Haute Cuisine
The Emperor naked
behind the mirror
where truth still reigns supreme
Waiting for accolades
pity more apt
so they again can void
Leaving their excrement
out on display
— only the rats to enjoy
(The New Room: March, 2024)
Categories:
excrement, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Webbed lip toadies,
their tongues do do stink of lies
As they leapfrog from excrement places
that do do attract flies
Brown tongue toadies,
their sticky web of dysentery deceit
stinks of foul breath duplicity
For they do do double dip in
toilet ponds of diaphragm dishonesty
Croak manure truth be 100-proof landfill speech
Categories:
excrement, imagery, parody, perspective, truth,
Form:
Burlesque
Law and Order
If you wanted law and order; you would suckle on the teat of justice, not feed the people the excrement of tyranny. Justice is not justice without mercy and mercy is not mercy without justice. For no matter how merciful a punishment, it is cruel and unjust punishment to an innocent man.
By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison
Categories:
excrement, anger, judgement, life,
Form:
Free verse
Lusty two hearts
in the crimsoning tranquil eve
The lulling gentle breeze
coupled their juicy lips.
Playing with their tongues
that sweetened the taste
Was blitzed deeply
untill they imbibed their sensuality.
Spur with the slurp
and fastening warm aroma of their breaths
choired with their dewed jucicy lips
Excrement drunk like intimated beverage.
Categories:
excrement, love, passion,
Form:
Free verse
Jail was the land of my sojourn
for a decade
Now out of it all
building my life anew
I meet you dear woman, woman of the green breeze
Your mom is so illogical, thoughtless and heartless.
She pours a bucketful of human excrement
on my face, and expects to hold
the child of my blood in her arms
calling him her grandson
I am left grappling
with tremors of prejudice.
Categories:
excrement, confusion, Grandson, prejudice,
Form:
Verse
The rest of us
caught here
in the web
of a foreign arachnid
We prop up
his appendages
and force feed
his proboscis
Those of us
blinded here
by his pure
dark whiteness
Grope and slash
in the excrement
of his dying
putrefaction
In a world
good for others
they concentrate
us in harm
And our children
play in the backyard
of beyond
forever like
the rest of us
Categories:
excrement, africa, usa,
Form:
Free verse
Laid bare
This carcass
A heap of festering wounds
Scars and bruises
Flaws all exposed
A blur of fleeting images
Muted conversations
The deaf listens
The blind looks
Even pieces of $#!+ have feelings
Of yearning
Of longing
To be something other than what they truly are
And they feel loved
As they attract flies
And maggots
And fungus
And all that feast on their existence
$#!+
Categories:
excrement, poems, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Rein Drops
The reindeer were pulling for Santa
They struggled to get past a canter
He said they were flying
Like ducks that were dying
But that was just lighthearted banter
But what Santa wasn’t to know
Was Rudolph was gasping to go
His guts started grumbling
Then, excrement tumbling
He pebble-dashed Ontario
1 December 2018
For Carolyn Devonshire’s
Christmas Limerick contest
Categories:
excrement, christmas, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The past lingers in your body.
The twinkle has faded along with
the color, the skin has sallowed.
The enamel and follicle begin to wear away,
becoming smooth like the age-old rock in the sand.
Tears have fallen less salty but more meaningfully.
They answer the questions certainly, wisely,
discarding the snake-skin of yesterday -
though it ceases to exist in living tissue,
it survives in the earth -
from the excrement of
your animal totem.
Categories:
excrement, allegory, introspection, life, mystery, time,
Form:
Free verse
I despair when I’ve stepped in dog poo
Excrement on the sole of my shoe
It would be indiscreet
If I crapped in the street
I wish doggies would use a pooch loo!
I mowed the grass but now feel forlorn
I see cat poo all over my lawn
My neighbour’s pussy
Is so darn fussy ...
It's just my lawn that he treats with scorn!
Here’s my whine now pass the Cheese Contest
Sponsored by Phillip Garcia
08~01~16
Categories:
excrement, anger, humorous, pets,
Form:
Limerick
There is bird crap on the car window.
In the morning light
it’s a gritty white ghost,
a splatter still passing-by
making its way to earth.
The windscreen is a camera,
excrement caught in flight
like accidental art.
With some imagination
it could be a city landscape
under a snowy sky.
A humming miasma of midges
is also fine art if you can stand it.
Regarding art appreciation,
I am on the fence,
but sometimes, like now,
I know what I don’t like.
Categories:
excrement, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Reusable coffee cup with a metal straw
My small pathetic efforts
Are covered by filth
As fumes of rich suited bastards
cover our longings in excrement
Snatch the medicaid from your dying Grandmother's mangled hand
To fill another yacht
With fake breasts and Botox filled martini glasses
The masses are happy it's July 4th
But I can only hope for change
As Our rights are taken away
Our only crime was being born
Without a silver spoon to pave the way
Categories:
excrement, america, betrayal, corruption, political, pollution,
Form:
Political Verse