Short Excrement Poems

Oh excrement!...
I rest my case!

11th February 2015...

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when cat went meow
her excrement we would view
knew when she was through
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when our cat would meow
her excrement we did view
had known when she was through
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Excrement and urine
Tears and spit
Wax and vomit
Snot and sweat
Hair and nails
Rust and breath
Words and verses
Seeds and milk...

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san Francisco
baghdad by the bay
doth in excrement lay



Panagiota Romios
5/3/2019
6:45pm PST


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I don’t want to ever implement 
A device to get out excrement
When constipated
Food’s over rated 
Stinks to use this to any extent

Russell Sivey...

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If apple ate a pear?
And digested it, would excrementbe wine?

2/25/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©
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When a know-it-all paints the wall
With your silhouette in excrement...

Do not engage the louse,
For a fly does not enter a closed mouth.


8/15/2019...

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HAIKU - THE CAT LEAPS ON THE COUNTER 

The mid-day cat leaps
onto the counter, meows;   
I am making lunch.


HAIKU - POLITICS "A LA TRUMP"

The winter ass brays,
rolling in its excrement.
God loves a joke....

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"Crap," number 2 stool
I gotta go, discharge waste
excrement matters


10/23/23
1st Place placement in Contest
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2023
A Hi-Poo  s e n r y u   poetry contest
Sponsored by: John lawless...

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If doctors emphasize managing disease but not reducing their presence and  incidence (eg. cancers), then medicine is similar to managing excrement: keep it out of sight, but NOT reduce it. Remember, there is always a good Dr. Crap, too...

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Bone damp silence pervades
A dark winter's night
On the streets of Dublin
Old tired bones rustle under cardboard
Dank smells of human neglect
Of excrement, sweat and hunger
No joyous laughter here
Just desperation, pain
And lonliness...

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Crap dung excrement;
Discharged BM;
Defecation discharge fecal matter;
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Wasted number two;
Deuce feculence faces manure;
Poop muck droppings ordure;
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Guano guand cowpats
Dung know


4/26/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr  2020...

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When Cheech and Chong evaluate,
they do not say, "this stuff is great."
A fly, too, expresses merriment
when landing on fresh excrement.
Using his best English diction,
he doesn't rankle, nor cause friction, 
"Allow me to say, if you permit, 
this is really good...isn't it?"...

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A downtrodden,
Forswunk, forlorn, fortuitist
Or distrusted flurry.
Formulist, forswatt, formidable,
And excruciate person.
Exceptional, exasperate or excommunicated,
Depressed, execrate excrement for mankind,
Poor or disappointed,
Disadvantage, disavow human,
Indigestion indology....

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Awareness drifts in a pool of sinew, flesh, fat, muscle, cartilage, hair, nail, bone, sodden skin, fluid, bile, excrement, blood, swirling in the maelstrom; in its belly thought. 
Clarity forgotten, dissolved, flushed down the drain without Mercy. 
Bon Secours,
Bon Voyage.
©dbyrne June 2014...

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I’m tired of people 
slinging hash
and calling it Haute Cuisine

The Emperor naked
behind the mirror
where truth still reigns supreme

Waiting for accolades
pity more apt
so they again can void

Leaving their excrement
out on display
— only the rats to enjoy 


(The New Room: March, 2024)
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Webbed lip toadies,
their tongues do  do stink of lies
As they leapfrog from excrement places
that do  do attract flies

Brown tongue toadies,
their sticky web of dysentery deceit
stinks of foul breath duplicity

For they do  do double dip in 
toilet ponds of diaphragm dishonesty

Croak manure truth be 100-proof landfill speech...

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Law and Order

If you wanted law and order; you would suckle on the teat of justice, not feed the people the excrement of tyranny. Justice is not justice without mercy and mercy is not mercy without justice. For no matter how merciful a punishment, it is cruel and unjust punishment to an innocent man.

By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison...

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Lusty two hearts
in the crimsoning tranquil eve
The lulling gentle breeze
coupled their juicy lips.
 
Playing with their tongues 
that sweetened the taste
Was blitzed deeply
untill they imbibed their sensuality.
 
Spur with the slurp
and fastening warm aroma of their breaths
choired with their dewed jucicy lips
Excrement drunk like intimated beverage....

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Jail was the land of my sojourn
for a decade

Now out of it all
building my life anew
I meet you dear woman, woman of the green breeze

Your mom is so illogical, thoughtless and heartless.

She pours a bucketful of human excrement
on my face, and expects to hold
the child of my blood in her arms
calling him her grandson 

I am left grappling
with tremors of prejudice....

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The rest of us
caught here
in the web
of a foreign arachnid

We prop up
his appendages
and force feed
his proboscis

Those of us
blinded here
by his pure
dark whiteness

Grope and slash
in the excrement
of his dying
putrefaction

In a world
good for others
they concentrate
us in harm

And our children
play in the backyard
of beyond
forever like
the rest of us...

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Laid bare
This carcass
A heap of festering wounds
Scars and bruises
Flaws all exposed
A blur of fleeting images
Muted conversations
The deaf listens
The blind looks
Even pieces of $#!+ have feelings
Of yearning
Of longing
To be something other than what they truly are
And they feel loved
As they attract flies
And maggots
And fungus
And all that feast on their existence
$#!+...

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Rein Drops

The reindeer were pulling for Santa
They struggled to get past a canter
He said they were flying
Like ducks that were dying
But that was just lighthearted banter

But what Santa wasn’t to know
Was Rudolph was gasping to go
His guts started grumbling
Then, excrement tumbling
He pebble-dashed Ontario



1 December 2018
For Carolyn Devonshire’s
Christmas Limerick contest...

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The past lingers in your body.
The twinkle has faded along with
the color, the skin has sallowed.
The enamel and follicle begin to wear away,
becoming smooth like the age-old rock in the sand.
Tears have fallen less salty but more meaningfully.
They answer the questions certainly, wisely,
discarding the snake-skin of yesterday -

though it ceases to exist in living tissue,
it survives in the earth -
from the excrement of
your animal totem....

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