Garderobe

Guards are now needed to stop all people
Accessing what makes me need to go extra
Regularly
Down to the hole
Entered by nothing but piss & excrement.
Royalty keeps their dress unspoiled.
Outstanding toilets are sat on by
Bums only for the private
Eye.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Singh Avatar
June 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
An entertaing and clever verse.Very well written.
Griffiths Avatar
June 16, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Thanks so much, I'm chuffed with your comment!
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