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The reindeer were pulling for Santa
They struggled to get past a canter
He said they were flying
Like ducks that were dying
But that was just lighthearted banter

But what Santa wasn’t to know
Was Rudolph was gasping to go
His guts started grumbling
Then, excrement tumbling
He pebble-dashed Ontario



1 December 2018
For Carolyn Devonshire’s
Christmas Limerick contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 12/13/2018 7:18:00 PM
that is pretty funny , Terry Love the title too. Belated Congrats.
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Date: 12/2/2018 7:39:00 PM
Witty and clever, Terry...many congrats on your win!
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/3/2018 1:59:00 PM
Thanks, Charles. I can live with ‘witty’ and ‘clever’.
Date: 12/2/2018 4:21:00 PM
Very clever limerick Terry, many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/3/2018 1:58:00 PM
Thanks Jan. Well chuffed with a second with my second choice of entry. My first choice had three verses so would have disqualified itself.
Date: 12/2/2018 2:35:00 PM
Funny! Congrats, Terry!
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/2/2018 6:18:00 PM
Thankyou Kim.
Date: 12/2/2018 2:05:00 PM
Ha ha, very cute and clever, congratulations on your win!
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/2/2018 6:18:00 PM
Thanks Tania
Date: 12/2/2018 11:39:00 AM
Terry, I was rolling with laughter when I read this! Congrats on a second-place win! While reading this, I had visions of the mess Rudolph left over Ontario. Competition for this contest was amazing and yours was among the poems that stood out as outrageously humorous. Thanks for the laughs - Carolyn
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Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 12/2/2018 1:24:00 PM
Big laughs. More than a giggle.
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/2/2018 1:22:00 PM
Thankyou Carolyn, glad it gave you a giggle.
Date: 11/30/2018 9:52:00 PM
Terribly FUNNY!
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/1/2018 1:40:00 PM
You know the expression, ‘Don’t look down’... in Ontario, they now say ‘Don’t look UP!’ Thanks for responding Andrew
Date: 11/30/2018 8:38:00 PM
G'day Terry … at least Ontario gardens are fertilized. Poor old Santa is copping plenty this year. He could end up with versico (sic!) - thanks Terry - Lindsay
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/1/2018 1:43:00 PM
I think Santa’s gonna need a hard hat if he’s to survive Christmas on Soup
Date: 11/30/2018 7:29:00 PM
I liked the poem. Perfect for the season. Keep it up.
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/30/2018 7:59:00 PM
Thanks Susan. Not too distasteful, I hope.