Short Exclaimed Poems

Short Exclaimed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Exclaimed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Exclaimed by length and keyword.


Big Ben Blues

I courted a British lady
Whose name was Sadie O'Grady
She took off her drawers
I exclaimed ‘Oh good lord!’
You sure ain’t no LADY, matey!
Form: Limerick


I Read, That Carrots Help Stop Diarrhea

I read, that carrots help  stop diarrhea,
I was amused and  exclaimed: "Wow"!
It is not  easy  to imagine how,
Somebody put  the  carrot in his rear.
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member The Wayward Hypotenuse

A hypotenusal segment would stray.
Concerned geometers would say, "What way?"
till the brightest of them exclaimed, "Hey!
I think it went from B to A."
Form: Rhyme

The Ant

The Ant.

                 The Ant bit the Elephant
                 Elephant laid down,O'no,
                 Exclaimed! the Ant ,I didn't mean........
Form:

Premium Member Running Costs

"I ran behind a bus", said Ben,
“Saved a good five dollars again”.
“Oh fool!” dad exclaimed,
“My son, I’m ashamed.
Chasing cabs, you could’ve saved ten!"
© Sneha Rv  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Grannys Glass Eye

My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly
Form: Limerick

The Slumber Party

Lord Brexit nodded off in his chair
And, of course, Parliament did not care
When May gave him a prod
He exclaimed, "Oh my God!
Is it true we are already there?"
Form: Limerick

Get a Life

Releasing a
lost-in-city
Inland Taipan
into the wild,
the snake handler
exclaimed with joy
'go! get a life'.

Slithering away snake
hissed back 'you too'!

Ole St Nick

Ole St. Nick sat on a brick and shouted my Dick is my Dick. They thought vulgarity. He shouted Dick was his baby. They exclaimed, “His name is Patrick!”
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Zen Mode

not this, not this
ancient neti neti teaching
negating transience as unreal

all this, all this
for where is God not
exclaimed the sagacious monk

25-December-2022

Premium Member Bakery

There once was a baker who loved to boast
about his bakery down by the coast.
But the bakery burned down
and he exclaimed with a frown,
Now all of my business is toast!
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member General George S Patton

High ranking General George S. Patton.
His mission the enemy to flatten.
To his troops he exclaimed without blinking,
If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn’t thinking.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member It's a Breeze

Though the word 'Jesus' rhymes with 'please us,'
Exclaimed! -- It can startle and freeze us
  --Creates its own breeze
  --Lifts skirts above knees
Even when said just to tease us
Form: Limerick

Turning the Table

To weddings Ann went alone perplexed
Her love life her aunties favorite subject
So she turned a bit juvenile
At a great uncles funeral 
And exclaimed to the Aunties “you’re next” !
Form: Limerick

Polythene Pam

Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man

She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash went off in her eyes

Premium Member To all the girls I loved before

To all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door ~
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more of this!"
Please know, je t'aime encore!
© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member A Boy Or a Girl

Is Terry a boy's name or a girl's name The Terry I know is definitely a lady of fame A dancer in New York Still pops my cork If I'd been there, YEE HAW I would've exclaimed
Form: Limerick

A Clear Revenge Or a Clear Sky

A Revenge upon the clouds..
For hiding you oh moon.

The sky has taken the tit..
and cleared herself out..!!

Stunned at the beautiful calm night..
The pilot exclaimed - A clear sky..!!
sky
Form: ABC

Premium Member If Only Once

IF ONLY ONCE


If only once, 
Have we exclaimed: How beautiful 
Life is! 
We, already, justified have, all
Misfortunes that fate 
Has
Upon us bestowed!


© Demetrios Trifiatis
      24 APRIL 2013
Form: Epigram

Affronted

CEO Andrew Sykes took a social crash dive
he asked a clerk when her baby would arrive.
"I'm not pregnant!" she exclaimed
her face was red and inflamed.
'Tis a miracle he fled her presence alive.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Ready For Mounting

“I'm ready for mounting” she innocently exclaimed As she prepared a painting for inserting in a frame Boss misunderstood Some guy's manhood Was the subject, not an innocent proclaim
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Twisted Words - Bawdy Limerick

My neighbour her name is Selene Can say things that can be obscene She tripped over my cat Then exclaimed 'cooking fat!' My son asked 'what did Selene mean?' 07 11 17
Form: Limerick

Door-To-Door Snake Oil Salesmen

"Let's spread the word of the Lord!" they exclaimed
"Knocking on doors - surely none could be blamed!"
   It's simply a matter of time
   Up the walls we will climb
Our inevitable ire will thus be inflamed
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Fate and Misfortunes

If, even for once in our life,
We exclaimed: " How beautiful life is."

Unquestionably,

We have justified all misfortunes,
That fate does upon us bring!






© Demetrios Trifiatis
    02 September 2022
Form: Epigram

Premium Member A Christmas If Only

Ho, Ho, Ho, 
Presents for the poor
Santa exclaimed, oh lore,  
From his sleigh, up high
In the starlit sky
Given by you all, my oh my.






To Enter Competition "Bite Size Poem"
Sponsor : Line Gunter
18/12/2021
Form: Rhyme

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