Short Exclaimed Poems
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I courted a British lady
Whose name was Sadie O'Grady
She took off her drawers
I exclaimed ‘Oh good lord!’
You sure ain’t no LADY, matey!
I read, that carrots help stop diarrhea,
I was amused and exclaimed: "Wow"!
It is not easy to imagine how,
Somebody put the carrot in his rear.
A hypotenusal segment would stray.
Concerned geometers would say, "What way?"
till the brightest of them exclaimed, "Hey!
I think it went from B to A."
The Ant.
The Ant bit the Elephant
Elephant laid down,O'no,
Exclaimed! the Ant ,I didn't mean........
Form:
"I ran behind a bus", said Ben,
“Saved a good five dollars again”.
“Oh fool!” dad exclaimed,
“My son, I’m ashamed.
Chasing cabs, you could’ve saved ten!"
My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly
Lord Brexit nodded off in his chair
And, of course, Parliament did not care
When May gave him a prod
He exclaimed, "Oh my God!
Is it true we are already there?"
Releasing a
lost-in-city
Inland Taipan
into the wild,
the snake handler
exclaimed with joy
'go! get a life'.
Slithering away snake
hissed back 'you too'!
Ole St. Nick sat on a brick
and shouted my Dick is my Dick.
They thought vulgarity.
He shouted Dick was his baby.
They exclaimed, “His name is Patrick!”
not this, not this
ancient neti neti teaching
negating transience as unreal
all this, all this
for where is God not
exclaimed the sagacious monk
25-December-2022
There once was a baker who loved to boast
about his bakery down by the coast.
But the bakery burned down
and he exclaimed with a frown,
Now all of my business is toast!
High ranking General George S. Patton.
His mission the enemy to flatten.
To his troops he exclaimed without blinking,
If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn’t thinking.
Though the word 'Jesus' rhymes with 'please us,'
Exclaimed! -- It can startle and freeze us
--Creates its own breeze
--Lifts skirts above knees
Even when said just to tease us
To weddings Ann went alone perplexed
Her love life her aunties favorite subject
So she turned a bit juvenile
At a great uncles funeral
And exclaimed to the Aunties “you’re next” !
Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man
She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash went off in her eyes
To all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door ~
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more of this!"
Please know, je t'aime encore!
Is Terry a boy's name or a girl's name
The Terry I know is definitely a lady of fame
A dancer in New York
Still pops my cork
If I'd been there, YEE HAW I would've exclaimed
A Revenge upon the clouds..
For hiding you oh moon.
The sky has taken the tit..
and cleared herself out..!!
Stunned at the beautiful calm night..
The pilot exclaimed - A clear sky..!!
IF ONLY ONCE
If only once,
Have we exclaimed: How beautiful
Life is!
We, already, justified have, all
Misfortunes that fate
Has
Upon us bestowed!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
24 APRIL 2013
CEO Andrew Sykes took a social crash dive
he asked a clerk when her baby would arrive.
"I'm not pregnant!" she exclaimed
her face was red and inflamed.
'Tis a miracle he fled her presence alive.
“I'm ready for mounting” she innocently exclaimed
As she prepared a painting for inserting in a frame
Boss misunderstood
Some guy's manhood
Was the subject, not an innocent proclaim
My neighbour her name is Selene
Can say things that can be obscene
She tripped over my cat
Then exclaimed 'cooking fat!'
My son asked 'what did Selene mean?'
07 11 17
"Let's spread the word of the Lord!" they exclaimed
"Knocking on doors - surely none could be blamed!"
It's simply a matter of time
Up the walls we will climb
Our inevitable ire will thus be inflamed
If, even for once in our life,
We exclaimed: " How beautiful life is."
Unquestionably,
We have justified all misfortunes,
That fate does upon us bring!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
02 September 2022
Ho, Ho, Ho,
Presents for the poor
Santa exclaimed, oh lore,
From his sleigh, up high
In the starlit sky
Given by you all, my oh my.
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18/12/2021