Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Twisted Words - Bawdy Limerick

 My neighbour her name is Selene 
Can say things that can be obscene 
She tripped over my cat
Then exclaimed 'cooking fat!'
My son asked 'what did Selene mean?'

07 11 17 

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Jack Horne July 16, 2017 at 8:59 AM LOL, I bet you had fun explaining...

Pipping Stars July 13, 2017 at 7:47 AM uhm ... bacon hair ball ... momma ima confused ...

Andrea Dietrich July 11, 2017 at 10:45 PM Haha, AT last I "got it" I had to pronounce the key word with the way you must use the vowel sound in that naughty word!!! Good one, Jan. Soupmail.

Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 10:44 PM Wow, I am dense - I stared at this quite a while until the penny dropped. Guess I should go to sleep :)

Lim'Rik Flats July 11, 2017 at 5:55 PM Naughty pussy! ;-) ~ j Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 6:14 PM Lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May July 11, 2017 at 3:22 PM Lol.. Nicely done Jan ..if she had a fly in her loop the loop would she say Tom tit Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 4:33 PM Lol Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith July 11, 2017 at 1:11 PM Lol...when I read it at therapy I didn't get it...boy I'm getting dim Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 4:33 PM Lol the title should give it away lol:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf July 11, 2017 at 11:04 AM LOOL! Laugh Out Outrageously Loud! That's hilarious, Jan! This is my favourite limerick! Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 12:22 PM Glad you found it funny WW I can write these in about 2 mins... I was just going out of the door and had to turn back and get this one of a scrap of paper lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart July 11, 2017 at 10:46 AM Now I get it. At first I thought, Lard, Olive Oil, Bacon Grease? Very clever and funny! Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 12:23 PM Lol Dale you know me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green July 11, 2017 at 10:34 AM if my neighbor said that, I would stew over it for a very long time. :) Funny Jan Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 12:27 PM Lol Chris I don't use swearing in my poems but you can get round it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands July 11, 2017 at 9:49 AM LOL Good one Jan! Thanks again for the laugh. You are so good at these. Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 12:28 PM It took less than 2 mins Heidi I just love this fun form:-) hugs Jan xx