Short Eligible Poems

Fight
But don't slight
*P.U.S.H
But don't rush
For all men were born
Eligible to the throne.

*P.U.S.H - Pray until something happens...

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There was an eligible undertaker
Who married a trouble-maker.
She gave him such grief
He desperately sought relief.
So he forthwith did under take her....

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Free verse is a form of poetry
describing various styles of poetry
     strict meter or rhyme
     strict meter or rhyme
correct form to be eligible for contests...

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My son Scottie, the eligible bachelor
Has been down the road, still a lonesome traveller
His time will come
Sure as the sun
Keeps rolling around, he's a charming feller!...

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My son Scottie, the eligible bachelor
Has been down the road, still a lonesome traveller
His time will come
Sure as the sun
Keeps rolling around, he's a charming feller!...

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My son's an eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who often parades around in a thong...

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eleven engrossed esteemed Eastern elves elected Evie, eligible electric elk. Embracing her enthusiastic, energetically evasive elusiveness, enabling enchantment to engage, enhance and excite extra enthusiastic electoralelk endorsement to electrify elfish election....

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My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who sometimes parades around in a thong...

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give,
                 sufficient, able
    committing, yielding, handing
conveyance, help, need, exchange
 expecting, transmitting, acquiring
               beneficial, eligible
                         receive


Date written: 04/30/2023...

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My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor but I'm sure it won't be long
Before some young chickie catches his eye and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, he sometimes parades around in a thong


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Bringing kids into this pathetic world seems like a criminal offense to me.People who are not even eligible for parenthood are giving births every year.It's a huge responsibility to bring a new human being into this world and then bring them up so that they can play a positive role in society.Ibad Ur Rehman Khan IRK.....

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So that man of yours has bid adieu?
He told you he had no more feelings for you?
There’s no need to dwell on sadness and be blue.
Just go out there and find somebody new.
Are there eligible guys available?  There are a whole slew.
There are many other men looking for somebody like you.
Chances are you will find somebody that is true.
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Enthusiastic he is

Loves your say

Insouciant he is 

Gifts you away

Inspiring he is 

Buck-up he says

Legit he is

Engrosses your days

 

Beloved he is

Admires you in a way

Charismatic he is

Habituates your lay

Efficient he is 

Leads your way

Opposite he is 

Retains your nee...

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Another sweet note from the A.A.R.P.
Seems those folks want to insure me
I’m worth only the most limited liability
But eligible for their lowest monthly fee
They say there is a lifetime guarantee
I wouldn’t be around to check and see
If they had looked up my family tree
They’d know I have plenty of longevity
So I’m passing them up on this monthly. 

Written May 27, 2022...

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Sam was the fluffiest Tom on the Parisian block
The tittering of females was found around the clock
They came into Starbucks at a quarter until eight
Giggling and gaggling, which he did not appreciate

Give it a rest, Sam thought, as he tried to read his book.
They were older ladies, giving him a “come hither look”.
He was tired of being married, he had done it six times before.
He would always amble home to Mama at a quarter to four....

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