Short Ducky Poems

To make incense balls  After sunset ducky time  The dandy right wing...

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Ducky, are you here?
To splish and splash in the bath
Can't go without you...

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I have a rubber ducky
His name is Mr. Quack
He likes to splash around with me
When I'm in the bath...

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It’s a green rubber ducky!
And now it squeaks and squeals
right inside Hannah’s ear
making her squeak and squeal!
Oh sweet startling mimicry!...

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Our Potus went to Kentucky
Alone with his rubber ducky
Where a shocked Mad Mitch
Shrieked, "Son of a witch!
With that condom, you'll be lucky!"...

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There once was a dude from Kentucky,
Whose cat was rather quite lucky.
The cat stole a fish,
And had a nice dish,
Then went and chased after a ducky....

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Play with my rubber ducky each time in the tub
Wants me to snuggle, give it's parts a rub
Oblige of course
Not really forced
Such a cute li'l ducky, methinks I'm in love...

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Play with my rubber ducky each time in the tub
Wants me to snuggle, give it's parts a rub
Oblige of course
Not really forced
Such a cute li'l ducky, methinks I'm in love...

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Do not throw rocks
You might hit a car
Never hide in a box
Unless Mom knows where you are

Do not eat glue
It'll make your tummy yucky
Learn how to tie a shoe
Throw out the rubber ducky...

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In a weird faraway land, things got suspicious
Everything was ducky but their noodles were auspicious
To hold massive brain stuff
Some still weren't big enough
Uckie gooey matter leaked out their proboscis...

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Far away in the land of fairies and goblins
Everything was ducky, everyone had big noggins
To hold all their brain stuff
Some noggins weren't big enough
And the gooey brain stuff leaked out their proboscis...

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Happy Birthday to Me
A personal limerick
By Franklin Price
11/14/2015

Happy Birthday to me I'm so lucky
Been years since I've seen rubber ducky
Have a beautiful wife
And a wonderful life
Not much at all has been sucky...

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Fail-safe.
Crap-shoot.
Bait-and-switch.
Luck-of-the-draw.
Matter-of-fact.
More-or-less.
Helter-skelter.
Loosey-goosey.
Honky-tonky.
Wacky-taffy.
Lucky-ducky.
Tight-lipped.
Land-locked.
Turn-key.
Safe-and-sound.
Fail-safe.

3/4/22...

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little ducky
Thought he was a boat
Yet his web feet
Wouldn't allow him to float
His mutter never taught him
This little chick (Quack) how to swim
Guess that's why he drowned and died!
THEN?


8/5/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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Toothpaste
soap
candles
Matches
three dimes
small yellow rubber ducky
Dog treats
diet pills
red, white and blue buttons,
assortment of threads
rickrack
scotch tape
needles
missing bracelet
pincushion
measuring tape
Nails
stickers
temporary tattoos
Sewing box gone wild...

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I got a date!
Must not be late.
I asked once, she said no.
I asked twice, maybe go.
Third time lucky.
Yes Ducky, off we go!
I had coffee, she had tea.
Cake for her, biscuits for me.
I was happy as can be.
Talking to RoseMarie.
Two little people, on a date.
Happiness their fate....

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FAT ARACHNID
Wider Spider

LOTTERY WINNING MALLARD
Lucky Ducky

OVERWEIGHT GORILLA
Chunky Monkey

CLEVER FELINE
Witty Kitty

DRENCHED PUP
Soggy Doggy

JOKING RABBIT
Funny Bunny

RODENT BONNET
Rat Hat

PIG CABERNET
Swine Wine


ANIMAL KINGDOM FUN FOOTLES !
Written 6/7/2015...

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Bananas be bruisin'
And I dunno why.
Bananas be bruisin'
They be covered in flies

Bananas used to be pretty cool,
They used to be yellow and stuff.
Bananas used to be pretty cool,
Now they just shriveled, the peel 
Rough

They brown, they yucky,
They ain't yellow like a ducky.
They sticky, they black,
Like a gangsta...

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Those guys in white shirts are so lucky.
        Compared to our job, theirs is ducky.
        I speak for us plumbers.
        Some days are such bummers,
        spent knee-deep in things really yucky.


April 19, 2018, entered in Robert Haigh's Best Single Limerick Contest

January 3, 2019, entered in Joseph May's Limerick contest...

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Whoever said 
That life is a bet?
You roll the dice hard
I shuffle the cards
With no way of knowing 
What will be showing
Some take the first hand
Others wait, pay the band
I’m betting on you
You call your hand too
Our hearts they are matching 
Other suits all are lacking 
You say “oh that’s ducky”
But I know we’re lucky

Written- 11/19/2020...

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I’m why you’re unlucky
I’m why you don’t want to come out and play
I’m why life is sucky
I’m why you had a bad day.

I’m the reason we now only have one season
I’m the reason Titanic sank
I’m the reason you were charged with high treason
I’m the reason there’s no money in the bank.

My name is plain unlucky
I’m the poison that you drank
I’m the one that popped your rubber ducky
I’m the reason your page is blank....

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When sex was as common as muck
The Mallard took over as "Duck"
Not much for playing
The hens were laying
Because one and all loved its pluck*

* Like American police, 
Anas platyrhynchos  drakes mate
- repeatedly - with anything they 
can get in a neckhold - and eagerly
join in gangbangs, leaving no doubt
that Chinese women had neither 
voice nor choice in the selection of
the duck as a symbol of happiness!"...

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JUST DUCKY
BY: JONATHAN W. HOPKINS

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT DUCK DYNASTY SHOW?
IT'S QUITE THE HOOT,DON'T YOU KNOW!

THAT OLD MAN LEADING THE CLAN,PUTS THEM DUCKS IN A ROW, AS FAST AS HE CAN! ROUND UP THE CLAN OLD MAN, OKAY? LET'S GO TO ZAXBY'S TODAY!

THOSE GUYS WITH THOSE BEARDS MAKING QUITE A FUSS,
IN THEIR CAMOFLAGE CLOTHES,TRYING TO ENTERTAIN US.

HARD TO BELIEVE THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS,
I GUESS  THEY'RE LUCKY, IT'S A TRUE BONA-FIDE HIT,
AND ISN'T THAT JUST DUCKY!...

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