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Just Ducky

When sex was as common as muck The Mallard took over as "Duck" Not much for playing The hens were laying Because one and all loved its pluck* * Like American police, Anas platyrhynchos drakes mate - repeatedly - with anything they can get in a neckhold - and eagerly join in gangbangs, leaving no doubt that Chinese women had neither voice nor choice in the selection of the duck as a symbol of happiness!"

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Date: 8/27/2020 1:32:00 PM
well that explains why they keep proliferating in my backyard stream even though I'm not feeding ...liked the limerick and education..
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/29/2020 12:17:00 PM
The world is rapidly filling with hybrid mallard ducks so thank God you are not feeding them! Aloha! Rico
Date: 8/22/2020 2:49:00 PM
Pluck me happy. Wit sprinkles. rsd! ~x
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Date: 8/24/2020 11:53:00 AM
Nice to know you weren't ducking this one! Aloha! Rico
Date: 8/21/2020 9:04:00 PM
I am struck by your pluck, good luck with the ducks :)
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Date: 8/22/2020 1:45:00 PM
Ducklings on O'ahu have short lives as they are number one on the breakfast menu of egrets and heron. Aloha! Rico
Date: 8/21/2020 7:24:00 PM
Wow, brilliant Limerick, love the info too.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/22/2020 1:45:00 PM
Thank you Harry, for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
Date: 8/20/2020 10:29:00 PM
Hello Rico ... I can't deny after watching farmyard ducks and drakes when I was a small child. I thought they just enjoyed playing chasey - thanks Rico - Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/22/2020 1:48:00 PM
As you know, nature is quite an education! I once saw a "cute" baby chimp grab a teddy bear, tear out an hole between its legs, rape it, sink its fangs into the back of its neck, rip out the stuffing, then toss it aside like the broken toy it was. I always wonder how people can be so foolish as to bring an animal into their home! Aloha! Rico
Date: 8/20/2020 12:20:00 PM
Wow! This is really quite plucky! I think Mo will like this.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/22/2020 1:48:00 PM
Apparently NOT! But thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico

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