Short Dined Poems

We dined together
the feud never erupted
Thanksgiving Day bliss...

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She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky....

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I remember that Labor Day
When mom let the dog out to play
Poor old Rover
Got run over
So we dined at Roadkill Cafe...

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As we finish our last meal
I looked at you with dismay and ordeal
Hurt,annoyed

You left me and dined with someone new....

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His disciples dined on fishes
As Jesus heard all their wishes
The die was cast
Judas was last
And had to do all the dishes...

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A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache...

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There was a large cat from Llanelli
Who was terribly fond of spaghetti
One day out of menace
He travelled to Venice
Where he dined in the sun on a jetty....

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I'm just a thought,
inside your mind,
we have never kissed,
or even dined.
It matters not,
the miles between,
you're always here,
cuddled, inside my dreams....

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In his closet Mort had a skeleton
  Draped o'er an undelivered Peleton
    A bag of bones himself
    Mort was a Christmas elf
  Dined on doughnut holes atop gelatin...

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Dined at an upscale steak house last night
Served by a sweetie so charming and bright
Made our evening
And as we were leaving
Patted her on the bum what great delight...

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Her warm-eyed glow, how the more
Inviting, love-starved, dined on.
Romantic night cafe's.
From where my own, streets apart
And yearly distant, mists up.
Lights, lamped, lone walkways....

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We dined at a Hungry Horse pub
and sampled some delicious grub
We tried curries and pies
Lovely gammon and fries
But now I can’t fit in the tub!

6th April 2017...

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Once there was a right dandy dude from New York
He dined each day on the finest loin of pork
Never met a pig he did not admire,
Roasting on a flaming barby fire
Made even tastier by the pop of the cork.

May 23, 2021...

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Bountiful banquets served by the mind 
Keats, Poe and Frost once sat and dined  
Men pick up their pens and find  
Voices that have need to say 
Reverie holds sway   
Soon verses display  
Ponderings  
Here and
Now....

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HE:
I like my Stetsons tall
and my women small;
leather and laces in
all the right places!

SHE:
So I bought the orchid myself
and pretended you sent it.
We dined, drank, danced
and made love
and I pretended you meant it....

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There was a very old giant lumberjack of England,

who was invited to dinner at a wood-house upland,

but the chimney was a wee bit low,

and the doorway came up to his toe,

he cut down the house and they dined on bare land....

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Have you ever dined with a porcupine?
I mean have had a meal, rather fine?
Maybe not a dinner, but glass of wine?
Did he prefer a soup spoon or a fork with tine?
The reason I’m curious, please don’t wine…
I’ve invited him to your house at a quarter to nine....

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Expected Rudolph since he holds some sway
for pulling Santa's exceptional sleigh
           However, Rudy's sore throat
           Necessitated Bill Goat
who dined on gifts, burped Happy Holiday!

November 19, 2022
A Fun Holiday Limerick contest
by Tania Kitchin...

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An everlasting love is hard to find.
That kind of love makes you blind.
Your mind races against opined.
It has the heart twined in a bind.
You might consign to unrefined notions.
So be shined before being dined.
Make sure the everlasting love is 
combined with an everlasting dove....

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I made a secret shop today...
Drove to downtown Tampa Bay
We dined for free, or so they say
It's a lot of work for meager pay...

Timing the waiter's every action
While noting each tiny infraction
Caused me plenty of dissatisfaction
That will be my final interaction...
 Incognito...

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I heard a voice convicting me,
prompting,calling 
knocking at my door
to turn back to God
 drawing me

The Holy Spirit helped me 
to  open this door
I heard Jesus 
He came through &
He dined with me and I with He.
I understood,I’m born again
&  made free,eyes opened
I now see !...

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He made him treasurer.
That sounds like trust.

He dined with him.
That looks like family.

He called him friend.
That seems like brotherhood.

He was betrayed by him.
That was wicked and deceitful.

Jesus never pleaded with him to stop.
That is the meaning of freewill.

040723PS...

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There was a local lad named one-armed Joe

     Who was an alligator wrestling pro

          He misjudged the 'gator's snap

               Resulting in this mishap

                    He dined on 'gator tail as quid pro quo

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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A friend of mine came here from the Ukraine
His taste in food was admittedly plain
   He dined on little cans
   Used a fork or his hands
From Meow Mix he just couldn't refrain  




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Meow Mix is the name of longtime popular cat
food, available in can, box, or bag....

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within; i find i am blind
within; i pined i dined
within his heart i signed

with him i feel i rinse 
with him i plea i free
with him i mute i cute
within his heart i root

within his heart i touch thou art
within his heart i look i took 
within his heart i kiss an bide
within; i am your bride 

10/15/2016...

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