Short Diaper Poems
Short Diaper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Diaper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Diaper by length and keyword.
Two Fish
Diaper Pin tossed
Into blessed waters
Tonight we feast...
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Categories:
diaper, adventure, faith, hope, inspirational
Form:
Haiku
Quarter Past Midnight
quarter past midnight
dad’s wild footstep, as he goes
to change diaper...
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Categories:
diaper, caregiving, family, father, life, on work and
Form:
Senryu
A Living Hell
Sudden shrill screaming.
Diaper is on, Diaper's off
Alzheimer's is hell...
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Categories:
diaper, age, care, caregiving, depression, feelings, stress, woman,
Form:
Haiku
The Best Job In My Clan
Proud to be a dad
I've the best job in the clan
~ Hands-on Diaper Man...
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Categories:
diaper, dad, family, pride, work,
Form:
Monoku
Diaper Boy
Diaper Boy
He wore a diaper;
His plan of terror was thwarted,
Many lives were saved....
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Categories:
diaper, satire
Form:
Senryu
Sleeping Prince
snuggling into cool cotton sheet
pushing diaper and bottom into air
deep sigh for sandman...
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Categories:
diaper, baby,
Form:
Free verse
Changing the Mind's Diaper
I think
then wink
I gently wipe her
and in your face
I rub the diaper!
01/05/2018...
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Categories:
diaper, fun,
Form:
Imagism
Poo Poo Paradigm
change a diaper
explain to a one week old
the half-life of Pampers
John G. Lawless
©8/5/2021...
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Categories:
diaper, children, environment, irony,
Form:
Senryu
Ten Men Hiding
Children out here, ten men hiding in there.
No coaxing can bring them out
One little diaper change?...
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Categories:
diaper, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 8th
Form:
Kimo
Housecleaning
I pick up the dirty ashtrays of my anger.
My grief is a cloth diaper;
With it, I clean the table of my heart....
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Categories:
diaper, anger, angst, celebration, cry, women,
Form:
Blank verse
If I Could Change the World
If I Could Change the World
If I could change the world what would I do with the diaper?
John G. Lawless
7/20/2016...
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Categories:
diaper, humor,
Form:
Monoku
Can'T Keep a Secret
Keeping secrets I have attempted to hide
No longer can I keep it
Embarrassed by the wet diaper leaking through like a tide
11/30/2019...
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Categories:
diaper, clothes, feelings,
Form:
Epigram
My Memories Never Fail
In my baby diaper i sang
Then motherly songs never slang
Lullaby welcomes me home meekly
In me lies hope boldly
But i still remain a child in the gang...
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Categories:
diaper, art, , Lullaby,
Form:
Limerick
No Shame
This girl all day long could drink tea
though I spend half my time going pee
too much info, I'm sure
I may have the cure
No shame in diaper wearing for me...
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Categories:
diaper, food, funny, imagination,
Form:
Limerick
Soon To Be
Belly getting as big as a house.
Use to eat like a mouse.
But now eating for two.
Can't wait for day to change a diaper or two.
It be nice to hold you....
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Categories:
diaper,
Form:
Free verse
It's Natural
Paige is a bustling sandpiper,
An intense bird gets all hyper,
When he takes a leak,
No problem to peek,
Nature does not wear a diaper.
2020 January 02...
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Categories:
diaper, anxiety, bird,
Form:
Limerick
I'D Change the World
I’d change the world…..if I could find……a diaper big enough
4/11/2016
submitted to – If You Could Change the World – Poetry Contest
sponsor - Dan Kearley...
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Categories:
diaper, change, world,
Form:
Monoku
Marriage, Food, Babies and Such
Tuna fish
is quite the dish
the first nine months of marriage
After that, it's baby food
but do not fret
It wets the diaper
~ not the carriage...
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Categories:
diaper, baby, food, travel,
Form:
Light Verse
So You Won'T Clean Up After Your Dog
If you don't clean up after your dog, well then you propably shouldn't have kids,
because changing a baby's diaper is more challenging than cleaning up after a dog is....
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Categories:
diaper, people, pets
Form:
Rhyme
Rattling the Rattler
a baby hit a rattler with its rattle
the rattler was startled so it rattled
the babe loaded a diaper
and perfumed the pit viper
that's how a babe beat a snake in battle...
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Categories:
diaper, baby, food,
Form:
Limerick
You Go First
A boy and a bear in the wood
can be up to naught but no good
let’s pee on a tree
you go first – after me
if it weren’t for the diaper I would
John G. Lawless
©5/9/2019...
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Categories:
diaper, humor,
Form:
Limerick
While Trump Did Wear Diaper
While Trump Did Ware Diaper
We saw Trump while he wore a diaper,
Looking grotesque being a big griper;
When near,
Pain in rear;
Wherever he has been is always hyper.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
diaper, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Diaper Rash
I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash
Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash
Humour's my game
Resulting in fame
My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash...
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Categories:
diaper, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Deez Footles
DEPRESSION
way past
downcast
DEVILISH
enjoys
annoys
DIAPER BLOWOUT
changer
danger
DIETING
waistline
decline
DOG FLOAT
poodle
noodle
DR DRE
yo, what's
deez nuts?...
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Categories:
diaper, silly,
Form:
Footle
Oops He's Done It Again
Freshly changed diaper
Baby poops it and giggles
Change diaper again
Jan Allison
31st July 2014
Written for Haiku "aha" Moment Contest. Sponsored by Regina Riddle
Awarded 4th place...
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Categories:
diaper, baby, humor,
Form:
Haiku