Short Diaper Poems
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If I Could Change the World
If I could change the world what would I do with the diaper?
John G. Lawless
7/20/2016
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Mark Twain
no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!
Keeping secrets I have attempted to hide
No longer can I keep it
Embarrassed by the wet diaper leaking through like a tide
11/30/2019
Baby Gooey seeds riper-diaper
Baby Gooey needs diaper-wiper
When Gooey goes goo-goo
Then Gooey goes doo-doo
Baby Gooey feeds hyper-diaper
This girl all day long could drink tea
though I spend half my time going pee
too much info, I'm sure
I may have the cure
No shame in diaper wearing for me
In my baby diaper i sang
Then motherly songs never slang
Lullaby welcomes me home meekly
In me lies hope boldly
But i still remain a child in the gang
Belly getting as big as a house.
Use to eat like a mouse.
But now eating for two.
Can't wait for day to change a diaper or two.
It be nice to hold you.
Paige is a bustling sandpiper,
An intense bird gets all hyper,
When he takes a leak,
No problem to peek,
Nature does not wear a diaper.
2020 January 02
I’d change the world…..if I could find……a diaper big enough
4/11/2016
submitted to – If You Could Change the World – Poetry Contest
sponsor - Dan Kearley
Tuna fish
is quite the dish
the first nine months of marriage
After that, it's baby food
but do not fret
It wets the diaper
~ not the carriage
If you don't clean up after your dog, well then you propably shouldn't have kids,
because changing a baby's diaper is more challenging than cleaning up after a dog is.
Fresh off the teat, throttle on bottle
Fresh on the feet, waddled a toddle
Tot spit out a noodle
Then spit out a doodle
"MOM!...You gotta swaddle my waddle!"
a baby hit a rattler with its rattle
the rattler was startled so it rattled
the babe loaded a diaper
and perfumed the pit viper
that's how a babe beat a snake in battle
A boy and a bear in the wood
can be up to naught but no good
let’s pee on a tree
you go first – after me
if it weren’t for the diaper I would
John G. Lawless
©5/9/2019
While Trump Did Ware Diaper
We saw Trump while he wore a diaper,
Looking grotesque being a big griper;
When near,
Pain in rear;
Wherever he has been is always hyper.
Jim Horn
I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash
Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash
Humour's my game
Resulting in fame
My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash
DEPRESSION
way past
downcast
DEVILISH
enjoys
annoys
DIAPER BLOWOUT
changer
danger
DIETING
waistline
decline
DOG FLOAT
poodle
noodle
DR DRE
yo, what's
deez nuts?
Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
Freshly changed diaper
Baby poops it and giggles
Change diaper again
Jan Allison
31st July 2014
Written for Haiku "aha" Moment Contest. Sponsored by Regina Riddle
Awarded 4th place
STIER'S SNIPER POOPY STOOPY DIAPER--
Stier Fire
MAYBE BABE
STINKY WINKY
POOPY STOOPY
Stier Fire
Sniper Diaper?
.
12/20/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©
.
The odor of spoiled milk
waged a scented battle
with a too full diaper.
His pablum drool
swung on a saliva string.
"Ain't he cute!!" I asked
"He's my baby brudder."
John G. Lawless
12/1/2020
KnickKnack and PattyWhack were volatile twins
They have been angry since they wore diaper pins
Focusing on their negatives, both are always mad
I cannot blame their mom, so I blame their meanspirited Dad
You know what?
Guess what I got
And no I’m not wet
But you can guess
I'm hyper, bit kiper,and niper,
La, la I got a dirty diaper
12/21/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©
(picture A)
In Christmas this old man thought time was good
to drink foaming beer as much as he could.
Fell asleep after last sip,
did not fore-feel he would drip,
needed diaper cuddling babyhood.
an adult whose mind
has been soiled by the filth
he daily ingests
has no parent to change him
no cute child - he disgusts us
April 19, 2018 For John Lawless' Contest 'CHANGING THE MIND'S DIAPER'