Short Dentures Poems
Short Dentures Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dentures by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dentures by length and keyword.
Heaven
Peanut butter,
massages, mani and pedi cures.
Love one another...
No need for dentures....
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Categories:
dentures, visionary,
Form:
Rhyme
Sexyku
Slip in shades of grey,
new dentures have poli-grip,
time to hit the hay…
2-19-17...
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Categories:
dentures, humor, sexy,
Form:
Haiku
Dentures
gramps gummy-bear-gums
do his teeth whiten in sun?
each pearl warms his smile
1/16/2018...
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Categories:
dentures, grandfather,
Form:
Questionku
Dentist Pulled Teeth
The dentist
Left his dentures
His hygienist pulled his teeth
1-20-18
by James Edward Lee Sr....
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Categories:
dentures, adventure, confusion, how i feel, pain, parody,
Form:
Senryu
Finale
perfect smile
as she sings her swan song
dentures drop
...
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Categories:
dentures, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Peanut Butter Sandwich
Extra nutty and thick
A treat with a positive stick
Why am I such a fool?
These dentures I'm bound to lose!
A cup of milk, please make it quick!...
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Categories:
dentures, food,
Form:
Limerick
Loose Tooth
My first tooth fell out last night
It gave me such a big fright
"Oh, Mommy help me"
Or so soon I will be
With dentures like grandpa, Dwight!...
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Categories:
dentures, children, funny
Form:
Limerick
A Goodnight Kiss - Love
two sets of dentures
in glasses beside the bed - -
a goodnight kiss *
* I was going to write a French kiss, lol
For Andrea’s Love contest...
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Categories:
dentures, love,
Form:
Senryu
Old Lady From Crewe
The was an old lady from Crewe
That was all of a ditherydoo
She had hidden her dentures
Forgot where cos she has dementia
Now has trouble eating her stew...
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Categories:
dentures, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The Perils of Internet Dating
There once was a granny called Vi,
With dentures, peg leg and glass eye.
Many photos I’d seen,
And expected a teen -
Who says that the camera can’t lie?...
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Categories:
dentures, depression
Form:
Limerick
Dad Gum It
Pity all of those rest home fellows
Over time all their hunger mellows
Without their dentures in
All their meals will begin
Sipping their soup and slurping Jellos...
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Categories:
dentures, old,
Form:
Limerick
Retirement Sucks
Canes break
Walkers fly
Dentures are thrown
No one asks why
With no livelihood
We fail to thrive
Nothing to do
But watch the paint dry
Retirement sucks
Work was my life...
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Categories:
dentures, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Keen Observation
My neighbour’s little son is so smart
In an assignment on Grandparents, he wrote
“They never seem to hurry,
Any time, can tell a story
Before sleep, they take their teeth and gums out”...
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Categories:
dentures, children, grandfather, grandparents,
Form:
Limerick
Miss Carol's Cravings
Miss Carol craved sexual adventure
Her desires so wild no man could quench her
She eschewed all foreplay
Saying, 'Why waste the day?'
If kissed, men found her mouth full of dentures...
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Categories:
dentures, desire, humorous, sexy, woman,
Form:
Limerick
My Body Doth Sag
Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags
My dentures are broken and my body doth sag
Still a happy old pig
Can still do the jig
But lately having trouble some parts to wag...
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Categories:
dentures, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick
Dogeing Yogurt
With Medicaid I got my dentures so bright
To pursue each and every culinary delight
Now with swagger I sway
But DOGE takes them away
Guess it's yogurt for dinner again tonight...
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Categories:
dentures, humor,
Form:
Limerick
She
A dry wind lifts
a damp fringe of
gray hair.
She is wrinkled,
her mouth sunken
over dentures.
She's as thin as dust
but glows
on the edge of her ruin.
The earth aches
to make love to her....
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Categories:
dentures, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
A Ravishing Majorette
There are three things today I mustn't forget
Forgotten the first two, the third is to do yet
I know... I remember
Must wear my dentures
To look like one of those ravishing majorettes...
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Categories:
dentures, silly,
Form:
Limerick
No Laughing Matter
Laugh at jokes? Jonas? -- not even a few
His reputation grew, everyone knew ~
Then he opened his mouth wide
Something strange flew out the side ~
Lord no, his dentures ... Jonas came unglued...
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Categories:
dentures, flying, humor, silly,
Form:
Limerick
She's Wet - Viii Continuation
SHE'S WET - VIII
At times I wonder why I miss her
and the times I use to kiss her
her dentures were always set
but her pants were always wet
I must admit she was a pisser
John G. Lawless
3/30/2015...
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Categories:
dentures, humor, romantic,
Form:
Limerick
Frustration
My frustration has reached the outer limits
Stay clear not responsible for the actions I exhibit
Throwing many things
Even dentures I'll fling
Apologies dear friends, I'll be okay in a minute...
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Categories:
dentures, sad,
Form:
Limerick
Stars of the Forties
Betty Grable, Hedy Lamarre, Rita Hayworth, Lana Turner
Stars of the forties, how many can remember
What century am I from
Was in love with every one
Much too young but old now and wearing dentures...
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Categories:
dentures, memory,
Form:
Limerick
Thought Poems Were For Sissies
When growing up, thought poems were for sissies
Sure was misguided, it now allows for my sillies
To come front and center
Hold on to your dentures
Don't want you to pop a split back of your civvies...
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Categories:
dentures, youth,
Form:
Limerick
Don'T They Make Dentures In Tennessee
There was a man from Tennessee,
who claimed had more money than me-
I thought he had lied,
opened his mouth wide,
spent more on dental bills than he!
Female- Garnet
Size 10
December 29, 2018...
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Categories:
dentures, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
To Be a Ravishing Majorette
There are three things today I mustn't forget
I've forgotten the first two, the third is to do yet
I know... I remember
Must wear my dentures
To be considered as a ravishing majorette
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
dentures, silly,
Form:
Limerick