Short Dentists Poems

oak bark suckle Gorillas boycott nests
dentists flee cobwebs contraband
prisoners hang nooses plates snowball...

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A surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
and thumbs....

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Fond of Food
By Franklin Price
4/16/2016

Fond of foods that flood the mouth
With salivation sweet
Candy's dandy for dentists too
When we have some sweets to eat...

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Things you cannot sugar coat:    LIST POEM
Child abuse
Sex trafficking
Killings
Murders
Rapes
STDs
Illegal drug use
Alcoholism
Cancer
9/11/01
Automobile wrecks
House fires
Natural catastrophes
Tsunamis
Earthquakes
Volcanic ash
Bullies
Pain
Anger
Rage
Unkindness
Disrespect
Ugly dogs
Dentists
Math...

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And then she had only one tooth
         The rest had decayed, that’s the truth
Too much Christmas candy
No dentist was handy
         She lived all alone in Duluth

Of dentists, she was not a fan
         Guess that’s why she can’t find a man
One tooth has its perks
Just watch how it works
                  When she needs to open a can!...

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Why do we folks hate our dentists so
    for helping our teeth flourish and glow

  It must be the shrill screams of their dental drills
    that make us yearn to head for the hills

  Hence, I suggest that before your dentist whips out his drill
    From your mouth let a pint or two of saliva spill

  You'll disarm your dentist with this unexpected distraction
    And render both him and his drill ~ missing in action...

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Blissful
Introvert, Wanderer, Daydreamer, Caregiver
Daughter of Carolyn, Sister of Susan, Mr. Peabody's Mom
Lover of the sound of rain, comfy slippers, and my husband's smile
Who feels imperfect, inquisitive, and impulsive
Who fears icy roads, large bugs, and dentists
Who would like to see compassion, common sense, and gratitude
Resident of the verdant Northwest
Bookworm

1/27/19
For Writing Challenge 2, Bio Form
Sponsor: Dear Heart...

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Mermaid Fascination  

Put a sea-shell to your ear and hear
the storm that blew and the call from
the mermaid you met when wading 
along the shores of Peru. 

The tail thing is a myth because I met 
her late in the evening in a pink room
perfumed to cover for the odour of
beery men, who live in dread of dentists.   

She was glad to see me and I seeing 
her, although not at this place, yet she
took an hour off her busy schedule and
we made love without haste....

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I’m wary when I recommend
A restaurant or show.
Because I like it doesn’t mean
That’s where you’d want to go.

The same applies to movies
Or museums or hotels.
Our tastes may be so different
They’re not even parallels.

And as for docs and dentists,
There could always be a chance
You might have an outcome that would
Make you look at me askance.

If you ask for my opinions,
Take them with a grain of salt
So if you hate my suggestions
Then, at least, it’s not my fault....

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