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Why do we folks hate our dentists so for helping our teeth flourish and glow It must be the shrill screams of their dental drills that make us yearn to head for the hills Hence, I suggest that before your dentist whips out his drill From your mouth let a pint or two of saliva spill You'll disarm your dentist with this unexpected distraction And render both him and his drill ~ missing in action

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Date: 3/30/2023 9:45:00 PM
I take mine out and clean them once a week if they need it or not:) Hello GW
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Date: 3/30/2023 8:33:00 PM
Ouch!!!
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Date: 3/30/2023 8:12:00 PM
LOL…I was a dental assistant.the most frightened patients were men! Children really know how to work a dentist over. But not the one I worked for. He knew how to stop the antics)) I kicked a dentist in his stomach with both feet, there wasa large window behind him wide open,unscreened and he would havemet the cement but he grabbed the window frame. I was 8 years old. And spanked after that prank. ThePerils of Being with Pangie!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/30/2023 8:18:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha! I remember at age 6 having an actual dentist tie the door handle to my baby poor baby front tooth and slam the door. I was out cold for a while. Bleeding all over. My mom screaming. Never did see that 'dentist' again. lol. What we all survive over the course of a lifetime. ... Thanks for sharing, P!!
Date: 3/30/2023 7:50:00 PM
LOL…Hilarious but so true though. I dread going there.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/30/2023 8:19:00 PM
Understandable... Commendable? -- Perhaps. lol.

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