Short Darwin Poems

marx and religion
charles darwin hated them
he loved us,envy...

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Charles Darwin
was a margin
off his rocker when he, ashamedly,
got caught swinging from a tree....

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Theory of evolution
is mocked by God
Lamb and wolf sleep together


Isa. 11:6...

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Did Charles Darwin really say Survival Of The Fittest? 
When overwhelming evidence suggests he meant The Thickest!...

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“who’s who”


a monkey was once caged in a zoo
of Darwin he read so he knew
with brazen balls
he simply evolved
now he’s out looking in just like you...

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For five years the illustrious and regal
Charles Darwin, sailed on the Beagle.
A surveying ship,
Notebooks all a’rip,
Soon in battle with Wallace, so legal....

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When Darwin revealed our connection
To apes via natural selection,
   Some gibbered, “You devil;
   How beastly to level
A charge that our creed needs correction!”...

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Some people believe in Adam and Eve
The apple from the tree received 

Science would say Darwin’s theory today
No Adam no Eve no evil apple seed 
Science, proof and gobbledygook...

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There once was a camel calf in the zoo
The adults had one hump; it had two
The female acted sly,
The male wondered why,
The reason, I knew and Darwin did to, do you?



Entry in the Zany Zoo contest...

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The creatures that live in the sea,
Are not like you or like me.
No taxes they pay,
They frolic all day;
Now which would the "smart" species be?

Composed by Vera Selena Hinshaw
(© All Rights Reserved)...

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Has evolution
gotten bigger than God

 With Darwin the prophet,
a wink and a nod

Has almighty reason
rechristened itself

To worship false dogma
—in spite of what’s felt

(The New Room: February, 2021)...

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Check out Darwin Barney's abbreviated slide and crawl into third
It's on YouTube, even Darwin laughed at himself, how absurd
For all the Blue Jays fans
Got them off their hands
Worth the admission, a fun spot in a dismal year for the birds...

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J-oyful
O-utstanding
S-cribe
E-mploys
P-oem
H-unter's

D-omain
A-s
R-ighteous
W-isdom
I-n
N-oble

M-essage
O-f
R-emarkable
A-crostic
L-ets
E-xpression
S-oothe

Topic: Birthday of Joseph Darwin Morales (June 26) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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J-oy 
O-f 
S-uccess 
E-ndorses 
P-leasure 
H-aving 

D-elight 
A-nd 
R-apture 
W-ithout 
I-solated 
N-egative 

M-ind 
O-f 
R-etreat 
A-s 
L-uck 
E-xpresses 
S-mile 

Topic: Birthday of Joseph Darwin Morales (June 26) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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orchid has fascinated scientists
Charles Darwin wrote her up in a book in 1862
She is a complex flower, who has evolved
achieving self-pollination and cross-pollination

Delicate, aromatic and pretty.
She adapts her color shape and odor
Prefers to attract male insects
because she is a female?...

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Today’s blessing comes from Charles Darwin
who expressed it far better than I can….
when he said:
The love of all living creatures
is the most noble attribute of man….

And if I may speak for Mr. Darwin
who knew as we’ve evolved he would be remiss
If he didn’t add women and LGBTQIA+ people to that list....

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Only me,
looking at the blue sky,
and the blue looking at me,
No doubts,

Only me,
lying on lavish grass and breathing
the smell of wet earth after rain,  
No doubts,

Only me,
and my sweet pain reflecting
into each other’s eyes,
No doubts,

Only me,
and you kissing the
droplets of hidden desire,
No doubts,...

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Mr. Darwin claimed that we are descended from the apes!

   In zoos you may see your kin in various species, sizes and shapes.

      Verily, verily if this be true that we are related to the monkey,

         Then, I reckon it could be said that 'I'm truly a monkey's unkie!'

Robert L. Hinshaw, CSMgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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Evolution, Darwin’s answer
 to why we are all here
When, in the Bible, our existence 
was already made clear

The missing link by scientists 
will never be found
It was God, not nature, that created
 man from the earth’s ground

Darwin, Satan’s hope
To evoke in man, spiritual doubt
The Bible, God’s Word
 Truth we cannot live without...

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1.
grass stained summer feet
dandelion seeds drifting
children spread like weeds

2.
grass stained summer feet
dandelion seeds drifting
Darwin smokes his pipe

3.
grass stained summer feet
dandelion seeds drifting
fittest put down roots

4.
grass stained summer feet
dandelion seeds drifting
butterfly physics


Brian Johnston
December 15, 2015...

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Darwin said we're animals;
And that we came from apes;
My God said we were in His image;
And I think it's great;

Yet but sometimes you know,
 I act like a monkey;
Sometimes even smelling funky;
If you press me in my chest; 

Even I will give a shout out,
even monkeys praise the Lord?

7/24/07
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2007...

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Boxed in a schizophrenic world 
of bipolar attitude, drives 
the swing-set up and down 
sunny, rainy, switch, repeat 
lights on
lights off
tall, small, skinny, fat 
ever changing,
                    Ever Moving 

Evolution on the rise 
Darwin's birthday today 
Darwin laughing in his box
Did he get it right?
hard to tell
on thing is for certain 
things are for sure 
changing...

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animal research...
understanding...empathy...
communication...

and man's languages...
victorian...biblical...
(not of nature's realm)...

human dialects...
their ideas...notions...dreams...
imagination...

just speeches...rules...
stories...scripts...scrolls...books and laws...
made to fit mankind...

language short changes...
and darwin was handicapped...
man's inferior


stan sand...

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Darwin thought that the origin
Of the species was all in
Where the strong survived 
And others have taken a dive

So I was thinking 
Whilst at home drinking
What will we be like in a hundred years time
So that we will be primed

We’ll have a clamp hand to hold a phone
And a flat ear shaped for mobiles alone
Our voice tones will be tuned to phone use
With no need to repeat or make an excuse.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Music has a special taste
feelings lost in sound
Touching heard across the room 
vision by the pound

References left unto themselves
choir boys in tune
Trading what they never had
tribute to the loon

One last chance to make the grade
masks come flying off
Darwin leaving Born in chains
climbing through the moss

Menageries have come and gone
kaleidoscopes diffused
Nomenclature chameleons
—confounded and bemused

(The New Room: January, 2023)...

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