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Little Willy - Warning Contains Innuendo

Out shopping, I meet Uncle Billy I exclaim can I stroke your willy Feel free to pet him He says with a grin My willy’s quite cold brr its chilly I kneel down and give Willy a stroke And juggle his brown balls for a joke Willy’s a rescue pet Billy got from the vet My uncle’s a dachshund loving bloke! 10/19/20

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Sean Kelly

Date: 11/1/2020 4:31:00 AM

Oh Jan , You are the witty Queen of Limericks ! AND I actually do remember that Hit by "Sweet" , and had such a haircut as such to prove it! Write onnnn ..

M. L. Kiser

Date: 10/24/2020 9:21:00 PM

A very nicely and tastefully crafted piece. Cracked me up.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/23/2020 4:20:00 PM

HILARIOUS!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2020 4:30:00 PM

:-) thanks!!:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/22/2020 4:24:00 PM

Hello Jan … Great set of limericks to test minds out. What was Uncle Billy thinking when he named Willy - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2020 4:35:00 PM

lol Thanks Lindsay:-) I much prefer writing humour:-) hugs janxx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/22/2020 11:54:00 AM

LOL, had a good laugh at this. I hope all is good there, my friend x

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2020 12:37:00 PM

Yeah all good apart from another moron who went to mcdonalds 2 days after arriving back on the island claiming he thought the rules here were the same as the uk... now in Jurby prison for 6 weeks, Perhaps he forgot the filled in a form saying her would self isolate for 14 days and not go and meet his mates!:-( hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/21/2020 5:59:00 PM

Surprising that Willy didn't have a stroke! ~ Frank Furter

Jan Allison
Date: 10/21/2020 11:57:00 PM

ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/20/2020 1:11:00 PM

Dachshund? How low can you go? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2020 1:30:00 PM

not much lower i am sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/20/2020 6:02:00 AM

Cute one but I thought from the start that he must be a dog. Enjoyed reading. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2020 1:30:00 PM

thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/20/2020 2:37:00 AM

- Sorry ... :))) - "juggle his brown balls" ... English is not my mother tongue ... easy to misunderstand :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2020 1:28:00 PM

yes he has 2 balls which his owner throws for him lol:-) double entendres I just LOVE them lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

Date: 10/19/2020 10:45:00 PM

Lol, Jan! Your double entendre is on fire. I remember that song, too! Loads of fun, friend. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2020 1:27:00 PM

I was inspired by the song, heard it on the radio at the weekend lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/19/2020 7:07:00 PM

A silly willy limerick! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2020 1:26:00 PM

thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 10/19/2020 5:02:00 PM

Aw Jan Just too cute and after all, isn't risqué in the definition of a limerick? ;) Very cute indeed! Linda

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2020 1:26:00 PM

yes bawdy and risque are permitted with the form - i just adore writing silly poems:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/19/2020 2:40:00 PM

Lol!Jan, This contained innuendo for sure! As always good limerick. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/19/2020 2:44:00 PM

Thanks Alexis, I am so glad to get comments on this cheeky little number:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 10/19/2020 2:38:00 PM

Haha, I didn't know you could juggle Jan.. Nicely done..hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 10/19/2020 2:43:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) i don't have an uncle Billy either lol. after my dark poem yesterday 2 comments said they wanted humour so I thought i better do a silly poem:-) hugs Jan xx