Short Crackers Poems
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The only thing funnier than a one liner is two wise-crackers comatose.
Funny One Liner
October 9, 2016
In the wooden bowl
Persimmons on the table
Next to the fruit cake
Half eaten on a large plate
Leftover cheese and crackers
asparagus fritatta
pickled cucumber
wild chervil and sorrel soup
sweet potato cake
poppy seed crackers
leek tartlet
wine!
Savory taste!
Cheddar-cheese in jar,
Crunchy Ritz crackers dancing in my mouth,
Cold bottle of Cola
Adieu!
12-20-20
Deepavali eve.....
un-burst crackers on streets
'poor' enjoy bursting these
Donald Trump loves his Russian backers
Who moonlight as KGB hackers
With silent stealth
Plundering wealth
Whilst Bojo reveals Christmas crackers
Give a man a cracker
and he's happy
Take away his cracker
and he's sad
Steal away his cracker
and he's angry
Make a man go crackers
and he's had
Senator Lindsey Graham is crackers
As are all those Bill Cosby backers
Females are not toys
For abuse by boys
Who are clearly sadistic bushwhackers!
Some Goldfish Crackers
are good with tomato soup.
They add cheese flavor.
It's a great combination.
Why don't you try some today?
Matzo cost a fortune
seemed so precious
just days ago
Now flat and tasteless
stale crackers, crumbs
~ sans Passover’s glow
“His cheese slid off his crackers”
He’s hopelessly absolutely wackers
Like Vincent Van Gogh
His paintings were sold
Sanity nor vanity not a factor
Steaming soup, crackers.
Meatloaf~ my heaven,oh,yes.
Carbos low~ I guess?
November 21.2018
you know how when your stomach hurts they tell you to eat bread or crackers to make it feel better?
i wish they made a food that made your heart feel better.
Of the creatures that live in the zoo
And I’m sure there must be quite a few
When put to the test
The ones I’ll like best
Are the ones that taste good in a stew
Blobs
I forgive the
24 mould blobs strewn about on
the ceiling almost every time they
about-turn because
they bring me
crackers when I
crave crackers.
Shake em, baby
There was a young man from Caracas
Who proved very good with maracas
He played them so loud
Pleasing the crowd
But eventually, he drove us crackers
The full moon shines very bright,
When full it give off a pretty lite.
Is it made of cheese,
I want some with crackers please.
If only I could get a big bite.
think of criminals eating crackers with chapped lips,
and i bust in, as slightly used balm
screaming " my duty is to lube!"
...all these criminals squeezing my tube.
Putin on the ritz -
He’s crackers,
Without pizzazz,
the cheese.
Without Putin -
Ukranians ease,
Seize the day,
Say, “Yes, please,” -
to better reality.
12/6/2022
Mom's Homemade Fried Chicken
Mom's Homemade Fried Chicken
Dipped in egg, rolled in crushed Premium saltine crackers,
hot grease popping around chicken legs...Salivating...
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or slow
What tool will freak out Iran’s folk?
Big bombs to regime change invoke!
Since soft will not do
Seems Lindsey can’t chew
Graham Crackers on which he did choke
Have Bunch At Lunch On To Munch
What I wanted to have was a bunch,
Of cheese and crackers in my lunch;
On a platter;
There scatter;
Chew a while and munch and munch.
Jim Horn
Townhouse crackers
Is the best
Can they really past the test
You have shrunk so
Much in size
I don't think that was wise
But your rich flavor
Still stands
Because you're the best brand
Crackers in sky form sparkles, loud
As firework forms a fog of smoke
Houses gleam, with ribbons of light
Grandmothers chant prayers in temples
Endless firecrackers outside, even after midnight