Short Cowell Poems

Simon Cowell,
Can seem a bit foul.
An extra critical talent judge,
It's hard to get his approving nudge....

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Good old Simon’s got quite a name
Face’s fame fits our bright gold frame
Nonetheless, the old dusty mouth
Either’d be wiped or would go south....

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Simon Cowell
From negative thoughts he draws well
His horrible remarks can cut deep
Sometimes though teardrops seep     ...

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Talents-host and judge Simon Cowell,
Whose leadership crests with flying laurel;
Once, so impressed with the show,
Broke the AGT’s buzzer with his hardest blow....

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Simon Cowell is not nice,
thinks that a black t-shirt will suffice.
He can be rude, mean and quite sarcastic,
and gosh, his face changes look like plastic !...

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He became a poet critic with a student loan,
quite like a Simon Cowell getting in their poetry zones,
scouring all the poet websites,
some poets not thinking it was right,
his constant critiquing making them all groan and moan....

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Old man Cowell and boy Ted,
Hardcore and alcohol
unlocked doors in his head.

Midnight’s rage held a speculum,
every one of them became Brooks.
Two escapes and from
a sling, cast or uniform
one beetle shell thinned
apartment and dorm.

Swung and dumped on both coasts,
Dipped a hand in the green river,
and lost count of his ghosts.
Paid part of his debt on a Florida chair.
Rode the Lightning to eternity.
Consumed by what awaited him there....

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