Short Complainers Poems

don't hang with those who complain,
for their discontented stain
will blot your soul.

endless gripes can cause a frown
and make you feel very down,
with no control.


Dr. Ram's tail-rhyme contest...

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There was a young woman who stayed persistently unemployed
Not having a job, or any work, made her feel overjoyed
Drawing her fine government check
To complainers, said “What the heck!”
Which made those working around her considerably annoyed. 

May 27, 2021...

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Comedic contortionist claims clubfeet;
consider carefully, circus clowns cheat.
Chico chipped Carson City's carved concrete
clumsily chiseling cheap cardboard containers.
Charlatans can calm capitol complainers
confounding Congressional campaigners.

July 6, 2022...

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Filter through barrage...

Drawer bridge select...

Silent comment...

Complainers (common denominator) 

Quantrum retreat...

Climb into the mind unaccompanied...

Delve the walls fortress...

Quiet Solice Serene...

For the time inside my citadel...

Quiet Solice Serene......

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Why we humans are chronic complainers
has long wracked the brains of researchers
and scientists who study our behavior –
dumb, stupid, irrational or peculiar.
Yet it should really not come as a surprise
because it’s the first complaint a doctor hears
when we’re born and he slaps our rears....

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Your hand is lying over the table.
An aura of innocence over your head
sparkling like a blooming sunflower.
You haven’t slept for million years.
All the hot blooded complainers and
Cruel smiles are hovering in the air. 
Calm like a tomb you are smiling and
dreaming about an unreal dream of love.
Don’t open your eyes before you travel
back and discover the weeping meadow....

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Flo’s relatives are the worst
If yours have stolen your cars
hers have stolen her house, garage and garden shed.

If you are whiny, hers are chronic complainers
who are more annoying than finding a live mouse in your soup.

If yours are hurtful, hers have killed people with machetes.
None of us have ever been able to top or one-up Flo’s stories.

You should see us scatter when she appears in the lunchroom....

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Pain and anger ...
Days like this we are all a danger...
other times its like we are strangers...
Can't please all of these constant complainers...
Why keep trying when it wont workout...
Need a quiet place where i can go shout...
This relationship is like a drought...
No trust just doubt...
Why continue to live?
When all you do is give...
And all they do is take and never give back...
Leaving you there like and empty sack......

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Whiners, complainers, blow hards.
I stay away from them.
Make an excuse
When I see them
Inching toward
Me

Some try to sit
Next to me at meetings
Demanding attention.
Everything is bad.
People have wronged them.
Their life is nothing but
Terrible.

Occasionally I listen,
But more often than not,
I move seats
Without an excuse
Because social norms
No longer have a place in my
Life.

I am all about delighting myself....

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. for public domain

Uncle did not curse the skies above,
when the rain it did not fall.
He did not curse the cows and hogs,
when he could have cursed them all.

"Cursin' don't put food on a plate.
It don't soften chewy chicken.
Best to quietly bless misfortune
when Nature gives us a lickin'."

"The road to Perdition is full of complainers,
who ain't got what they thought was due.
The road of Salvation is full of the grateful,
thankful for sorrows so few."...

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What makes the campfire boho I asked the complainer.
They are weird, loose and carefree, said Nosy McGainer.
She wears long ruffled dresses, Mr. Gainer suggested.
They have so much company, their camper is often congested.

I suggest you find another campfire, I told the McGainers.
They had been a blight on the campground for years, these complainers.
I met the boho couple and their children, all five were a delight.
The McGainers moved down the road, and we all had a great night....

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