Short Clients Poems
Short Clients Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Clients by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Clients by length and keyword.
We treat impotence with a science,
And, we are proud of the results!
Twenty percent of our clients,
Were jailed for sexual assaults!
Categories:
clients, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Jolly
O'
House of transient
Near the beach
Keeping
Real privacy of
Internal lives of their clients to
Secrecy
September 1, 2023
Categories:
clients, 10th grade,
Form:
Acrostic
There was a lady stock broker
who used clients' funds for poker.
One customer got wise
and to the lady's surprise.
Saw fit to up and croaker.
Categories:
clients, corruption, money,
Form:
Limerick
Psychiatry is...oh so tough
Yes, the clients bring...much rough stuff
Now for some good form
Deviate from the norm
And do therapy in the buff!
Categories:
clients, funny, recovery from...
Form:
Limerick
There was a rich lawyer of McNaught
Who overcharged his clients a lot.
His bank account soared
As their welfare he ignored.
Now he’s gone to hell in a 40-foot yacht.
Categories:
clients, character, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Vendor of Ice cream calling clients;
gangs slapped her and took her objects.
She screamed on the road,
her voice was not heard.
She thought that they were pickpockets.
Categories:
clients, imagery,
Form:
Limerick
. for public domain
Her clients would generously tip her,
though she showed naught at all with her zipper.
She had plenty to hide,
revealed only one side,
She was a champion mobius stripper.
Categories:
clients, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There once was an accountant named Laverne
Her clients' loyalty she'd always earn --
She never talked tax
She gave them Ex-lax --
Made it so 'easy' to file their return
Female
Categories:
clients, money, silly,
Form:
Limerick
There was a virile wallpaper hanger called Brunn
Who did his best to make every job well done.
His fame spread far and near.
And clients were heard to cheer
“Hire Brunn if you want something well hung.”
Categories:
clients, humor, work,
Form:
Limerick
Ferocious felines
Friday night feasting on fish
Fast and Furious five
Call girls on the prowl
They are busy with their clients
Five on Friday night
June 11, 2023.
Show Don't Tell, Tell Don't Show Poetry Contest,
Dilly Dally.
Categories:
clients, poetry,
Form:
Haiku
Downtown there once was a crafty lawyer
Egged his clients to be straight-faced liar
Facing the judge they fumbled
Grilled, façade of lies crumbled
He lost all cases, made money each year.
January 9, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Categories:
clients, humorous, money,
Form:
Limerick
Working ants chant!
(abridged)
I am a sunrise solution
I am a sunrise solution
I chase clients
Like a go-getter Following comfort crumbs
With promised dalliance anthem
With legwork related resolution
That set everything in motion
I am sunrise solution
I am sunrise solution
Categories:
clients, art, business, on work and working, people,
Form:
Lyric
Bob Barber trimmed beards and cut hair;
fresh news with his clients did share.
He knew secrets well kept
and much gossip, except
his young wifey’s ongoing affair.
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Posted 2nd March 2019
Contest: Make Me Actually Lol 2
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter
Categories:
clients, fun,
Form:
Limerick
that bank teller in her glass cubicle,
pretty mermaid in a submersible,
gives you that vague feeling underwater
that divers with checks would swim about her,
never minding watery obstacle,
bank clients' delight, lovely spectacle!
Categories:
clients, on work and working, people, places,
Form:
Rhyme
One old barber who confesses he's weird
Persuades his clients to cut off their beards --
Quoth he, "You look scary!"
Razors them un-hairy --
Screams they're even scarier fully sheared
January 09, 2019
Entry in "Limerick II" Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Categories:
clients, hair, scary, work,
Form:
Limerick
pots of very hot tea
silence
dog on the quilt in my bed
rests his head on my lap
MAC, workbooks, spread around
writing
answering
students are sleepy, clients are lazy
rain smudges my outdoor view
close my eyes rest back on the pillows
cant move
but why should I
a rare and perfect day
Categories:
clients, adventure
Form:
Free verse
Mosquito is a poorly-trained doctor
all examinations he failed
no internship he did
he carries needles in his mouth
injects clients to become patients
and treats patients to become tombs
his clinic is in the bush
referral hospital
in people’s houses
pharmaceutical factory
in stagnant pools
Categories:
clients, leadership, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Clean House
(Acrostic)
Clutter cleaning clients
lazy as can be
enduring years of mayhem
attitude- I don’t Clean!
nobody picks things up only make a mess.
House piled high with garbage
odors hiding out and no one sees
under neath that bed
shouting somebody help me please!
evidence of shame
Categories:
clients, funny
Form:
Acrostic
A man wants a woman with wit enough
to see that the house is clean
and figure the time for the roast to be done,
raise children that are fit to be seen.
A man wants a woman with wit enough
to charm his clients at dinner.
It's not really true that they like them dull,
only a little bit dimmer!
Categories:
clients, humorous, marriage, men, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Time lasts long in Portugal
Got up early had a shower and close shave
Put a white shirt on, bank people like it when
Their clients look prosperous.
My bank is in a nearby town I followed
The coast road has fewer cars a strict speed
The limit is vigorously enforced.
The bank was closed.
A man told me banks are shut on Sundays.
Categories:
clients, humorous,
Form:
Blank verse
Spacious rooms of 10
Different emotions at 11
Working heads near 12
Fixing files close 1
Tea but lunch break at 2
Anxious clients of 3
Round the desk at 4
Dot the i's at 5
Lock each door at 6
Take thy leave at 7
Talk of the stressful 8
While the time strikes 9
Bid the day o'er 10
The journey through the Chambers
Now we rest
Categories:
clients, anxiety, career, day, dedication, emotions, february, morning,
Form:
Blank verse
Underworld gangs are brothels.
Gangsters working in there are sex workers.
Politicians are the clients(Buyers)of these sex workers.
DON is the(NAIKA)of these sex workers.
Police works as a Pimp and law enforcement agencies
are the spectators and have worn bangles,
ghangri chola,bra,and have become transgender...
Note.My wife is a hooker..
Categories:
clients, abuse, celebrity, corruption, divorce, sexy, silly, sin,
Form:
Narrative
Valued clients, we have listened
and have taken on-board
your concerns
regarding the political correctness
of this our store.
Thus we are now a Gun-Free Zone,
and are confident that the notices
on our front doors will dissuade law breakers,
will make us much less vulnerable
from attacks by gun totting maniacs.
Please do bring the kids.
Categories:
clients, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
I call it a good bathroom routine
relief spent from poop’s wriggler,
now, awful gas gets meaner
on this café’s john for fresh butt clean.
While meeting clients, lunching and all
a toilet- rush far from home,
I dump and reach for side chrome
no tissue left, my hands in trouble!
©
For PD’s Pooping Contest
By nette onclaud
Categories:
clients, funny, life,
Form:
Rhyme
When I finally stop doing schoolwork
I can start to create my future plans
Those that I have always dreamed lovingly
Making websites for many wanting one
Money will start flowing back to me now
As I will be making what clients want
My dream, my future, my ideal life
But first I must do what I need to do
Finish my schoolwork and get my degree
Russell Sivey
Categories:
clients, life, school, work,
Form:
Verse