Short Clients Poems

Money first and love last
Sex is a relic of the past
Protect your clients...

Read More

Reputation 
A representation 
In business buying clients 
In behavior trying fellow human...

Read More

Due to Silence of Clients

did have reliance
due to silence of clients
and not defiance

Jim Horn...

Read More

We treat impotence with a science,
And, we are proud of the results!
Twenty percent of our clients,
Were jailed for sexual assaults!...

Read More

Jolly 
O'
House of transient 
Near the beach 
Keeping 
Real privacy of 
Internal lives of their clients to 
Secrecy 

September 1, 2023...

Read More

There was a lady stock broker
who used clients' funds for poker.
One customer got wise
and to the lady's surprise.
Saw fit to up and croaker....

Read More

Psychiatry is...oh so tough
Yes, the clients bring...much rough stuff
Now for some good form
Deviate from the norm
And do therapy in the buff!...

Read More

There was a rich lawyer of McNaught
Who overcharged his clients a lot.
His bank account soared
As their welfare he ignored.
Now he’s gone to hell in a 40-foot yacht....

Read More

Vendor of Ice cream calling clients;
gangs slapped her and took her objects. 
She screamed on the road, 
her voice was not heard.
She thought that they were pickpockets....

Read More

. for public domain

Her clients would generously tip her,
though she showed naught at all with her zipper.
She had plenty to hide,
revealed only one side,
She was a champion mobius stripper....

Read More

There once was an accountant named Laverne
Her clients' loyalty she'd always earn --
   She never talked tax
   She gave them Ex-lax --
Made it so 'easy' to file their return  


             Female...

Read More

There was a virile wallpaper hanger called Brunn
Who did his best to make every job well done.
His fame spread far and near.
And clients were heard to cheer
“Hire Brunn if you want something well hung.”...

Read More

Ferocious felines
Friday night feasting on fish
Fast and Furious five


Call girls on the prowl
They are busy with their clients
Five on Friday night


June 11, 2023.
Show Don't Tell, Tell Don't Show Poetry Contest, 
Dilly Dally....

Read More

Downtown there once was a crafty lawyer
Egged his clients to be straight-faced liar
Facing the judge they fumbled
Grilled, façade of lies crumbled
He lost all cases, made money each year.

January 9, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com...

Read More

Working ants chant! 
(abridged) 		
I am a sunrise solution
I am a sunrise solution
	
I chase clients
Like a go-getter Following comfort crumbs
With promised dalliance anthem
With legwork related resolution
That set everything in motion	
I am sunrise solution		
I am sunrise solution...

Read More

Bob Barber trimmed beards and cut hair;
fresh news with his clients did share.
He knew secrets well kept
and much gossip, except
his young wifey’s ongoing affair.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
Posted 2nd March 2019
Contest: Make Me Actually Lol 2
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter...

Read More

that bank teller in her glass cubicle,

             pretty mermaid in a submersible,

        gives you that vague feeling underwater

   that divers with checks would swim about her,

               never minding watery obstacle,

           bank clients' delight, lovely spectacle!...

Read More

pots of very hot tea
silence
dog on the quilt in my bed
rests his head on my lap
MAC, workbooks, spread around
writing
answering
students are sleepy, clients are lazy
rain smudges my outdoor view
close my eyes rest back on the pillows
cant move
but why should I
a rare and perfect day...

Read More

One old barber who confesses he's weird
Persuades his clients to cut off their beards --
   Quoth he, "You look scary!"
   Razors them un-hairy -- 
Screams they're even scarier fully sheared


          January 09, 2019
Entry in "Limerick II" Poetry Contest
          Sponsor: Joseph May...

Read More

Mosquito is a poorly-trained doctor
all examinations he failed
no internship he did
he carries needles in his mouth
injects clients to become patients
and treats patients to become tombs
his clinic is in the bush
referral hospital 
in people’s houses
pharmaceutical factory
in stagnant pools...

Read More

Clean House
(Acrostic)

Clutter cleaning clients
lazy as can be
enduring years of mayhem
attitude- I don’t Clean!
nobody picks things up only make a mess.

House piled high with garbage
odors hiding out and no one sees
under neath that bed
shouting somebody help me please!
evidence of shame...

Read More

A man wants a woman with wit enough
  to see that the house is clean
  and figure the time for the roast to be done,
  raise children that are fit to be seen.

A man wants a woman with wit enough
  to charm his clients at dinner.
  It's not really true that they like them  dull,
  only a little bit dimmer!...

Read More

Time lasts long in Portugal

Got up early had a shower and close shave
Put a white shirt on, bank people like it when
Their clients look prosperous.
My bank is in a nearby town I followed
The coast road has fewer cars a strict speed
The limit is vigorously enforced.
The bank was closed.
A man told me banks are shut on Sundays....

Read More

Spacious rooms of 10
Different emotions at 11
Working heads near 12
Fixing files close 1
Tea but lunch break at 2
Anxious clients of 3
Round the desk at 4
Dot the i's at 5
Lock each door at 6
Take thy leave at 7
Talk of the stressful 8
While the time strikes 9
Bid the day o'er 10
The journey through the Chambers
Now we rest...

Read More

Underworld gangs are brothels.
Gangsters working in there are sex workers.
Politicians are the clients(Buyers)of these sex workers.
DON is the(NAIKA)of these sex workers.
Police works as a Pimp and law enforcement agencies 
are the spectators and have worn bangles,
ghangri chola,bra,and have become transgender...
Note.My wife is a hooker.....

Read More