Easing the Way To Pay

There once was an accountant named Laverne
Her clients' loyalty she'd always earn --
   She never talked tax
   She gave them Ex-lax --
Made it so 'easy' to file their return  


             Female

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 12/24/2018 3:02:00 PM
A very witty enjoyable Limerick, Gershon:) I notice that you have planned to give a possible gift to a female....Laverne, by any chance!! Regards // paul
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/24/2018 3:50:00 PM
I guess the secret's out. Oh, well... LOL. Thanks for the support, Paul! Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 12/24/2018 11:49:00 AM
Good one Gershon!!! Happy Holidays !!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/24/2018 1:58:00 PM
Thanks Mike! Season's best to you! ~ Gershon
Date: 12/24/2018 11:11:00 AM
Great limerick my friend...made me smile...have a wonderful HOLIDAY SEASON and MERRY CHRISTMAS...love & light...^WW^
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Date: 12/24/2018 1:59:00 PM
Glad to get such positive feedback, WW. Happy Holidays to you too! ~ Gershon
Date: 12/24/2018 7:42:00 AM
Great idea, Gershon, perhaps I should start giving my clients ex-lax. Best of luck in the contest. John
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/24/2018 9:46:00 AM
As Tom Cunningham opined (drop down two comments), that'll give 'em a 'run for their money.' LOL. Appreciate your support, John, and Season's Best! ~ Gershon
Date: 12/24/2018 6:52:00 AM
Hi Gershon, I really do enjoy these limericks. I wish I had come out with Tom's comment. Anyway, loved the content, thank you for the laugh. Have a wonderful Christmas Eve. Your friend....Mike.
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Date: 12/24/2018 9:45:00 AM
Thank you, Mike. Appreciate your laughter and your support. Happy Holidays! ~ Gershon
Date: 12/23/2018 11:30:00 PM
She certainly gave them a 'run ' for their money lol.
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