Short Cad Poems

Jerk
so rude
offsensive
narcissistic
cad...

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Desperate measures
Double teaspoon of arsenic
That’ll teach the cad!...

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I'm glad to be sad,
instead of mad at a cad
who's brain cells won't add...

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just got in
so much wind
am with a pal
we hail a cad
its be before noon
i'll
BE HOME SOON...

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Rad
Young man
Thrilled to core
A soulful love 
Smug he is all yours
When it’s over
Sad and mad
He is 
Cad...

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It seems our Easter Egg dyer
Was a notorious liar
Our firing squad
Knew he was odd
But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"...

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A literary thief is a cad who literally steals your words!

12/26/19

Contest: A Thief Who Steals Your Thoughts 

Sponsor: Bobby may...

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Hither and thither and yon
Is a place where all cads belong
An internet tweet
Records their deceit
To haunt them their whole life long...

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Its true that your mum knew a cad
But no call for you to feel sad
For all said and done
It wasn't much fun
Someone had it in for your Dad...

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When Trump fell in love with himself
Melania was placed on top shelf
Though Trump is a cad
He felt really bad
And gave her a Valentine elf...

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As wily as the Cheshire Cat
Leaving almost nothing behind
A gigolo with ego fat
He was truly one of a kind
Definite cad in everyone’s mind...

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My day a waste
My mood is bad
I am mean and nasty
I’m a horrible cad

Don’t look at me
Better run away
I can’t remember
A much worse day....

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He is a caricature of his Dad
A faker, imposter, jester, and cartoon
Some say he’s a scoundrel, some kind of cad.
His reputation depicts a buffoon....

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My dad was renown as a cad
Which made my love life rather sad
Would I know when I kissed her
That she was my sister?
If not, he would be a grand dad!...

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trying to be cute
welll shute
you better toot
get your boots
have some cad loots
 to go
this is  know show
its going to blow
GET READY FOR THE SNOW...

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There once was an amazing unicorn,
Whose coat was confusedly shaved and shorn,
She’s a little bit mad.
Called the barber a cad,
And was a moment, a little forlorn....

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Miss Wild
With child

Not wed
To Ted

Dad mad
You cad!

Loads gun
Says, son

Wed her
You cur

If not
Buckshot

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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Actress Jennifer Joanna Aniston
‘Rachel’ in Friends, it sure was fun
Once married to an actor called Brad
But he cheated on her, oh what a cad!...

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Rutherford Creampuff Sensitive Chest
Holds his hurt feelings next to his vest.
Dee Junior a mean cad,
Hurt his feelings so bad.
He ran off one day, heading way out west....

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so happy you cad
       taking delight that i’m sad
          just shows i’m as bad
     laughing that your being had
   or maybe we’re both plain mad

By
David Kavanagh...

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3rd Poem
This is for you
Dear human being
Cos we don't like
One another not one bit
Read and enjoy
You forgetful cad.


GIRLS, GUITARS, GATLING GUNS
Jimmy Boom Semtex...

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Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!...

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Let's all blow a raspberry at Ras Putin,
He was a cad, no disputing.
This man was mean and obscene,
He was the lover of the Russian Queen
Then assassinated by a triple shooting....

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we wer waiting for a cad
just lfet the lad
tis was water drops
that would stop
guest it was going to rain
its was a pain
had to time to play
so we wer
STANDING IN THE DOOR WAY...

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A  fly on the wall I would like to be
Larry's mother-in-law I want to see
Is she that bad
Or is he a cad
Reporting  tonight on news , Channel Three


For the Fly on the Wall contest......

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